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Dress (Sugar daddy!Calum smut)

Summary: You wear a dress guaranteed to send Calum up the wall (okay pls I can’t do summaries but it’s sugar daddy and they fuck and ahhHH hot stuff!)

Word Count: 4.8k (SO LONG OH MY GOD)

Warnings: There’s three sections of smut! Yes, three! Also daddy kink and bondage ;)

A/N: Jfc you have no idea how much effort I’ve put into this! I really hope you like it, I think it’s pretty good, if I do say so myself <3

Originally posted by cashtonkinks

For my CEO!5sos blurb night with @felicityash and @pretendtobepunkrock!

Crisp shirts. Sparkling cufflinks. Neat sheets. 

Just some of the many things that spring to mind when you think of him. 

Calum Hood, CEO of Hood Incorporations, hasn’t left your mind ever since you met to discuss a partnership deal. Your father owns a business similar to Calum’s and you, his devoted daughter, handle some of the more day-to-day tasks, including meeting with the extremely attractive business partner.

From the start you knew Calum was different. Maybe it was the elegance in which he operated, the silky smoothness embedded in his voice. 

Or, perhaps, it was the fact that he’d had you spread across his desk within ten minutes of your first encounter. 

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litnerdhood  asked:

Oh man ur alfred+jason hc fucking kills me LIKE YES PLS ALFRED TEACHING JASON TO COOK BC JASON ASKED HIM (bc maybe if he's not good enough bruce is gonna kick him out and he can at least learn smth from alfred if he needs to go back to the streets)

“I can cook a little.”

“I’m sure, sir.”

“I just don’t know how to do all the…all the fancy stuff, y'know?”

“Potatoes are not very hard, once you get used to them.”

“Yeah, I just got stuff from a box. I’ve never peeled–hold on.”

“Please do not cut off your thumb, sir.”

“I’ll be all right, Alf.”

“Even so, I would prefer not to have to explain to Master Bruce that his child put in my custody has lost a thumb.”

“They call me 9-Fingered Giuseppe.”

Alfred shoots him a look, but cannot hide a smile when Jason snorts.

Moments pass while they peel, the only sounds from the kitchen being the plunk of potato skin in the sink.

“…Does he really–y'know…” Jason lowers his eyes. His eyelashes are dark against his skin. “Never mind,” he mutters, heat dusting his cheeks.

Alfred looks down at the messy head. “Yes,” he replies after a moment.



He does see you as his son, goes unsaid.

Jason smiles slightly, then yelps. “Ouch!”

“I warned you, Master Jason. Put it under the water and then put your hand above your head.”

Jason groans but follows instructions, holding his bleeding thumb above his head. Alfred goes to get a medkit and returns. There is a slight argument over hydrogen peroxide, but Jason’s thumb is bandaged soon enough.

“Can I still help?”


“MAY I still help? I can peel with my other hand.”

“I could use the help with Thanksgiving this year. You may take the time to practice.”

“Thanksgiving? As in Thanksgiving Thanksgiving?”

“That would be the one, sir.”

“With a proper turkey and everything?”

“Yes, Master Jason.”

“That’s nuts! Just like TV! And I get to help?”


“This is crazy! I’ve never even–yowch!”

“Perhaps now would be a good time to take a break, sir.”


inspired by you ^.^

  • chyler: so how're we filming this? we'll snuggle into each other, kiss, flirt, banter maybe? we can talk about our relationship, or just say cute stuff?
  • floriana: i can call her danvers and do the head tilt thing, bitches love danvers and the head tilt
  • director: nah i was thinking you lie there asleep and maggie wakes up and we pan for about 1.5 seconds and then end scene
  • chyler & floriana: *look directly into the camera like theyre on the office*

I was reading some fan accounts of the cbx fanmeeting and please read these stuff: 
-A fan was crying too hard and Baekhyun asked why every fan came crying after seeing Jongdae (probably because he is a flirt piece of shit)
-Chen said he wants a sexy concept for CBX (his favorite dance is Artficial love).
-A fan said what to do to date someone like him and he replied “call me” (this bitch).


hey pals! there’s not much i can say because i’m really bad at doing these introduction type stuff but i’ve come to appreciate a lot of people, places and things in my life this past year. this is just one way i can show my gratitude toward you guys because even if some of us don’t talk, it’s your presence and overall being just makes me so happy. if you wanna be friends, pls mssg me because i love friends but i’m also shy.

special shoutout to @doverpt. anna made this little graphic above and is just the sweetest flower blossom angel gem that anyone could ever ask for! thank you so much. forever #blessed.


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Cheritz: Hey, have a DLC

Me: *hype*

DLC: *4th wall breakage intensifies*
*paralel dimensions stuff*
*a wild Unknown appears*
*shocking hints at theories*
*Seven you can’t do this to me*

Me: *triggered* *crying* *hyped* *dying whale noises* Cheritz you did it again, have my eternal devotion!! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

Okay, rant time:

So… even if this DLC may seem pretty casual, it seemed to me that the 4th wall just got utterly destroyed. I mean, the MC has the options to break it a whole lot of times and mantain a position of an observer who knows exactly what’s going on.

Besides, I felt like many things that have been hinted at in theories were just blatantly made canon… at least that’s what I think.

And, the fact that it revolves around Zen made me have some hope that we’ll have more DLC’s revolving around each member … maybe? (Cheritz I BEG YOU)

Well… that were just my raging toughts and I just needed to get them out… now I think I need to assimilate all this…

Edit: And did I mention just how much I love the Star Wars intro!!!???


Tried doing a few Antisepticeye& Darkiplier Edits.

I know Veeerryyyy Original :P But Im bored ok Hope you like ok

(also that recent post i made i regret posting it and yet i dont im gonna keep it actually)

They like to wear skirts and makeup together sometimes (*´▽`*)

I live for Otabek being DJ at the party afterwards Viktor and Yuri’s wedding where he makes a great remix of History Maker and everyone just stare at him  like ‘‘ o: ’’ but then they start dancing and Yurio runs and hugs him and starts to say stuff like ‘‘BRO OMG U NEVER TOLD ME THAT YOU CAN DO THAT I LOVE THIS PLS TEACH ME’’ 

a damage you can never undo (kind of stupid), a Bawson ANGST AU

anonymous asked:“i lied when i told you i didn’t love you” for bawson pls. do your worst. thank u bb

is this going to end up a three part thing? Yeah, probably. Blame @youkindofblowmeaway

Part One: The Engagement

Mike sees her slip out of the room, and leaves his perch at the bar, not caring if he draws attention to himself.

He needs to talk to her. He needs to tell her. And he needs to do it before she walks down the aisle to the wrong man.

He walks quickly down the hall, quicker than his knees and back want him to, anxious to reach her.

”Ginny!” he calls out and she stops almost comically in her tracks.

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Hi, I’m Emily. I made this blog so I have somewhere to talk about hypnosis and my experiences with it. I’ve been into hypnosis for a long time now and I feel like I’ve learned a lot about it over the years. Maybe by sharing some of that stuff I can help other people understand it a bit better. Or maybe you just want to hear stories about hypnotised girls begging to be allowed to cum. I’m sure there will be some of that too :)

Seventeen (Vocal Unit) reaction to you getting 1st place at the Junior Olympics.

Anonymous said:I don’t want to be a greedy bean, but can you do the “winning junior Olympics” thing for the rest of seventeen and/or exo and/or got7? (I mean obvs take your time and stuff no pressure I just really like your reactions) if not, 17’s vocal unit pls?


Woozi: He wasn’t there to see the race, so he had no clue if you won. When he video called you, you didn’t bring up the race on purpose. So he had to sneak the race in the conversation, your replied with a sad face, like you lost, which he thought you might have due to your look. But it was all an act! you showed him your medal, smiling wide. The video called now just consisted of constant screaming of joy.

Originally posted by mountean

Joshua: He totally forgot what was going on. He basically zoned out on most of the race, he didn’t realize what was going on till, they were announcing the winner. They had to announce a winner, because both runners crossed the line together, very close. “Fuck, fuck, fuck..” only thing running through his head.

Originally posted by lovejoshua17

Seungkwan: He was so sweaty and out of breath from hyping you up. He watched the whole thing, it was a very close race, so he went full blast hype man. All that hyping up paid off though, you killed the damn race, shit it was basically no need for him to hype you up.

Originally posted by seungkvvan

DK: It was you and another runner, head to head, toe to toe. It was so close to the finish line, he was in such panic. The other runner got ahead, and that’s when he really got to panicking. But some fucking how you manage to get ahead, and ended up crossing first. He no longer needed to panic😂😂

Originally posted by vitaminniedk

Jeonghan: It was already a 100% chance you were gonna win. Jeonghan was your bf, the professional swindler, you really thought he wasn’t gonna manipulate something . He knew you was a amazing running, he had faith in you…but there was also another runner, who was pretty fucking awesome, he wasn’t about to let his baby flop. He act like he didn’t know what the hell you were talking about when you confronted him about his acts.

Originally posted by koraenpop


Why do we see Serena’s face as they lean in for all 3 of their kisses pls and not Bernie’s?? I wanna see Bernie leaning in for a kiss where you can see her eyes and it’s not just Serena’s face or Bernie’s face covered by her hair, like?? Pls??

anonymous asked:

Hey, just wondering; why do you favour Gay and Trans headcanons over normal ones? Like I only see gay stuff and it's feeling a little... I don't want to say heterophobic but you know what I mean?

Buddy, I can see you’re trying to be nice so I’m gonna word this as nicely as I possibly can to hopefully teach you rather than all out call you out.

First things first; please don’t use ‘normal’ to say cis/het. That implies that the rest of us aren’t normal, when being anything other than cis/het is perfectly okay and normal.

Now to answer your question. In a world where everything is ‘straight until told otherwise’, can you blame us for wanting to imagine our favourite characters are just as gay as we are? And we like to share that with each other, because this is a safe area where we can do so. You might say ‘but it’s everywhere on tumblr! It’s not fair!’ But like….. it’s not everywhere EVERYWHERE ELSE.

Truthfully I’m not biased toward any headcanons through this blog, I try to remain neutral on every headcanon I receive (unless it’s something disgusting and horrible like Blake being a TERF or something) but if people want to celebrate Gay or Trans Blake then you’re damn right I’ll celebrate with them because it’s nice to see people are able to imagine her as they want and share those thoughts.

TL;DR I don’t favour one over the other, but when pretty much any headcanon I receive that doesn’t specify either of those things is Auto assumed straight/cis I like to share the other headcanons as much as possible.


Hey guys! I just opened headshot commissions!

Please share if you can :’^)


- Only solo headshots ( no couple or duo)

- OK with half robotic parts/ No mecha or Ferals for now.

- Can’t really do NSFW/ Nudity is OK!

- Shoulder up.

- Simple background.


- 1 headshot = 5$

- Payment VIA PayPal Only.



  • Name:
  • ( Your username)
  • Reference:
  • ( Who do you want me to draw, if wants to look alike a a face claim reference can send it too)
  • Extra:
  • ( From which pose you’d like me to draw them and if there are any extra details you want to include)

anonymous asked:

:0 can you do a tutorial for this edit? Mostly the word search part! Also thanks so much for making such awesome stuff Ily and ur edits /post/129348976012/ikon

How to make this gfx

Ok first you need to know that english is not my first language and i’m really really really bad at explaining things also this is my first time making a tutorial but i’ll try my best so pls bear with me. This is the final result.

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