- Jason: Do you ever get the urge to just like, punch yourself in the face?
- Tim: I don't have to. You do that for me.
- Jason: ........Touché.
Oh man ur alfred+jason hc fucking kills me LIKE YES PLS ALFRED TEACHING JASON TO COOK BC JASON ASKED HIM (bc maybe if he's not good enough bruce is gonna kick him out and he can at least learn smth from alfred if he needs to go back to the streets)