can i hit that

ok but hear me out on this for real

  • cc tinsley is a newly minted private detective. he’s intelligent, he’s driven, he’s determined, but he still believes in humanity’s innate goodness. he’s always determined to use his status as a private detective to combat police inadequacy to help people. he’s hired by a family to investigate their missing children, after the previous detective they went to vanished mysteriously and later turns up dead, and ends up teaming up with a reluctant ricky goldsworth to solve the case
  • ricardo ‘ricky’ goldsworth is a hardened, world weary man who’s grown sick of the cold ways of the world following the sudden disappearance and later brutal murder of his friend, a private investigator named artemus ogletree ( ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ). but he reluctantly agrees to help tinsley and the man’s innocence starts to rub off on him. oh and he’s super catholic. goes to church and everything
  • dr. fear as a mysterious man who you know exists, and you know is a presence, but he always exists in the shadows, and we see him a few times but we don’t ever really know if it’s him. is he a member of the italian mafia? is he a doctor determined to find the perfect human subjects for his experiments? is he behind the kidnapping of the kids and the death of artemus ogletree? who knows!!!
  • louise is a district attorney with a shady past that she doesn’t talk about, who sits by the side of the law no matter what the consequences, and ends up roped into tinsley’s investigation as possible shady dealings with the mob and cover ups spring to light and put both her career and life in jeopardy
  • shane and ryan are two reporters for the newspaper who constantly hang around the crime scenes and make snarky jokes and are insufferable but also lovable in their own distinct ways
  • (feat. holly horsley as a detective turned true crime writer à la david rossi) 
  • and the whole thing is this neo noir au where you can’t really tell what time period it is but there’s backdoor business and betrayal and murder and child kidnappings and seduction and religion and threats and the mob and there may or may not be a trip to florence in the final showdown
  • also both don and db cooper show up. are they cameos or bigger players? only time will tell

thoughts? comments? concerns?

ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋsɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ! ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʏ, ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ. ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ᴏғ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏᴏᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴀᴛ ᴜsᴏᴘᴘ. ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ’ᴍ ɪɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛᴇɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴇsᴛᴇʀᴅᴀʏ ᴀғᴛᴇʀɴᴏᴏɴ. ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ sᴛᴜғғᴇᴅ … ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋsɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪs ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ɪ’ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀsʜ ᴅɪsʜᴇs & ᴘᴜᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ — ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴇɴɢᴀɢɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ғɪᴇʀᴄᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴏɴ. ɪᴛs ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ɪ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ ᴍʏ ɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴜsᴏᴘᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴇʀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ.

ᴛʜɪs sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴ. “ʙʀɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴀsᴛs!”

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Stages of McElroy Hell
  • Stage 1: Finding a McElroy product you find funny. Watching that particular product
  • Stage 2: Finding out there's multiple McElroy products and many more McElroys than you first thought
  • Stage 3: Watching upwards of 3 McElroy products
  • Stage 4: Listening to MBMBAM weekly
  • Stage 5: Working through MBMBAM's backlog
  • Stage 6: Can finally differentiate between Travis and Justin's voices
  • Stage 7: Adopting their syntax
  • Stage 8: IDK I think at this point you become an amiibo vorer

So RamChupi over on the BATIM Reddit showed off the rigging of the official models, and

See those rigs in his head?

Apparently Bendy can move his horns and this information makes me extraordinarily uncomfortable in ways words can’t quite articulate

Why is everyone sleeping on the stranger things scene where they play should I stay or should I go and try to communicate/connect with Will by bringing back memories??? It was so emotionally satisfying???

Darkiplier: You’ll never escape. Not now, not e-

Me: Can I pet your dog?

Darkiplier: …What?

Me: Can. I. Pet. Your. Dog.

Darkiplier: …Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you a-

Me: Did I stutter


Pride (2014) dir. Matthew Warchus

“When you’re in a battle against an enemy so much bigger, so much stronger than you, well, to find out you had a friend you never knew existed, well, that’s the best feeling in the world.”

Friendly reminder that Craig Cahn cannonly 

  • is good at DDR
  • can lift MC and throw them several feet through the air
  • works out so he can have thighs strong enough to crush a man’s skull
  • has his own protein shake recipe
  • likes Bougie Brunch
  • has a very strong and philosophical view on Brunch
  • has seen MC’s butt several times through college
  • brought and raised a dog named Carl in his dorm with MC
  • once shotgunned a beer while back-flipping off a roof into a pool
  • drank marinara sauce for dinner and called it a smoothie
  • can cook like a 5-star chef even Gordon Ramsey would be impressed
  • runs his own business while coaching a softball team at the same time as taking care of his children and working out
  • believes he doesn’t deserve happiness because he needs to be taking care of his family 
  • needs a hug