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Boyfriend! au - Yuto

I’m back with one of the Japanese princes of kpop… so enjoy :) 

Originally posted by pen1ag0n

(sidenote: this comeback is killing me everyone looks so hot) 

  • ik cliche but stick with me
  • He’s the star pitcher everyone knows
  • Basically baseball prince of Japan everyone is IN LOVE
  • Including you but that’ll come later….
  • ANYWAYS gr8 guy that everyone just adores
  • You would expect someone as popular as he is to act like he’s hot shit & be an asshole to every1
  • Just admired by everyone for a good reason n he just giggles n accepts it
  • Really close bromance n dorm roomies n everything
  • Someone spread a rumor for like a week that they were dating n yuto just giggled n denied it as wooseok didn’t even deny it and looked smug af just to be a piece of shit
  • Just obviously super close n he makes it more obvious when he shouts from the dugout at every baseball game
  • Ok but yuto’s only flaw is that he’s one of those people that get wayyy into gym class
  • Which isn’t even that big of a flaw since he looks so cute n cool while doing it
  • Anyways he just took a basic gym class in college to keep himself fit n have fun
  • U took gym for motivation to become more healthy & fit but so far ur regretting taking this class
  • so u guys r playing a violent adult game of dodgeball totally adult-like ik
  • Basically like middle school all over again: girls on the side gushing how cute yuto is, other guys bein extra to get attention, & u tryin ur best but ur just not as physically capable
  • u ofc know yuto because of his reputation n u think he’s cute too ur not blind
  • But what u don’t know is that he knows u too he just quietly admires u in gym class

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Boyfriend! au - Shinwon

I’m just gonna say beforehand, I did not come up with all the jokes used in this scenario…I’m not that creative. thats it lol

Originally posted by pen1ag0n

(basically a barista! au)

  • Ok so i just wanna say yall lucky i about made him a mcdonalds employee but instead hes gonna be a waiter @ a cafe for aesthetic purposes ur welcs
  • Im sorry everytime i think of shinwon i think of shoulders & mcdonalds perfect combo ik
  • So despite shinwon seeming laid back & kinda self conceited its all an act lmao
  • Hes literally the hardest worker @ the cafe
  • He shows up like an hour before his shift starts to just help and never slacks off
  • & even tho he should spend time with friends or do something else after his shift, he always ends up staying & trying to master different kinds of latte art
  • Like he sincerely loves his job despite not liking coffee lmao
  • Which confuses his coworkers cuz the whole point working there is the free drinks???
  • But he just likes the atmosphere lol
  • He also likes how he can affect the customers
  • U know shinwon greasy he sends winks & he compliments endlessly
  • He just has that effect on people which gets him more tips ayyy

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Boyfriend Series; Jackson Wang

he makes me so emo here we go

  • he probably uses dumb ass pick up lines he’s that type don’t lie to urselves
  • “i seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?” 
  • and ur just kinda like hnnnnnnng bc ??? who is thi S he is cute but also leave me alone i dont kno u
  • honestly jackson punching me and my entire family in the face would hurt less than dating him.
  • he is a meme
  • he would probably send u texts with outdated memes like “lol have u seen this it’s so funny” an d it’s the “what’s better than this?? guys bein dudes” and ur just like yes i have jackson actually so has everyone else
  • he would try to teach you mandarin or cantonese and ur really into it and genuinely trying to learn it but when the tables turn and u try to teach him ur language (if it aint english) he’d be like “hey let’s do smth else like go to jamba juice”
  • constantly!!! ask!! u!!! if!! u!! love!!! him!!! bc!!! he!!! knows!!! it!!! makes!! you!!! blush!!! and he really likes it when u blush
  • if u 2 were playing a video game together he would never ever ever let u win 
  • but when u genuinely win he’s be upset like ????!!! no how but lowkey be like “atta girl”
  • woudl probably call you baby more than ur actual name
  • he seems like a rlly clingy guy??? im here for it
  • sometimes he’ll call u when he’s on tour even tho he knows it’s midnight where u are just so he can here ur voice
  • probably gets hELLA cheesy when it’s late like !!!
  • “baby look at the sky if i ever feel too far away from you just remember that at this moment we’re looking at the same sky and we’re talking and god it’s almost like you’re here with me”
  • and then he’d forget about it the next day but you wouldn’t 
  • and you would probably blackmail him w it like “hey jackson remember that one monologue u had abt the sky” and he would shut u down so fkn quick lmfao
  • when he realized he loved u he’d be v nervous around u and prob wouldn’t wait too long to tell u 
  • you’d be like “bruh y tf r ur hands shaking all i did was kiss u” and he’s the type to straight up be like “im so in love with you” bc he literally can’t think of anything else at that moment
  • i think he’d do anything in his power to make u laugh
  • think bad jokes r funny??? he’d google a whole list of em
  • i don’t think he’d be too smooth when he proposes to u
  • i think he’d try to plan something really romantic but would probably say “marry me” when yall were having sex OR when u made some bomb ass food
  • and you’d be like?? what excuse me and he’d be like “nah u didnt hear me right" and make the dumbest excuse but youd know………
  • remember that scene from hot rod where andy samberg was like “you look pretty!” and isla fisher was like “what” and he was like “I SAID U LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT DENISE” because that is jackson 200% just imagine it
  • but anywyas just imagine sex w this man for just a sec and tell me that u r not cryin at least a lil bit
  • a  lot of ppl are goin to disagree but i dont think he likes being called daddy?? lmfao i feel like if u called him that he’s find it awkward and would probably laugh
  • this is getting long why turn back now
  • i see him as being rlly dominate and liking biting/scratching 
  • OR he’d be really into lazy sex u kno the kind when u just woke up and he’s too tired to actually do anything but ya both want each other so he makes u do all the work
  • there is no inbetween
  • also!!! he’d want u to be best friends w the guys especially mark but he didn’t really think it through bc when jackson isn’t around mark will tell u things like
  • “he really really really loves you ur his phone background and when you texted him back the first time he asked me like 30 times what he should reply with”
  • and you’d just be like ?!? my nervous bab he comes off as so confident but u tell me otherwise
  • he’d genuinely love being around you like he’d prefer to stay @ ur place rather than the dorm and he’d rather eat w u than the boys and he’s just boyfriend material please take care of him


  • “this wedding is so boring, no one is dancing, everyone looks miserable and its unacceptable so im gonna try and bust a move on the dance floor and encourage people to come out here with me to get this party started and while im trying to drag people out you see me struggling and trying so you come join me with ur horrible dance moves (i love them) and u dance with me and help me get people to get on the dance floor which ends in success bc people are pouring in and we end up dancing with eachother the rest of the night and u are super fucking hot can i have ur number so we can do this again and maybe make out later” au
  • “im at my ex’s wedding and im miserable idk why i came but i did and it was a bad idea so im dwelling at the bar in my sorrows planning on getting very drunk and u are the really goodlooking bartender that i end up talking too and you are really nice and it turns out the wedding wasn’t that bad afterall considering once it was over you were driving me home with your kiss burning on my cheek and the following year im the one sending out the invitation to the ex that im getting married to his wedding bartender so hA im also v happy so thanks asshole ex” au
  • “you are the host of the wedding entertainment and when the dancing/DJ segment comes in yOU KEEP DRAGGING ME OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR and everytime you saw me sitting back down yOU AGAIN DRAGGED ME OUT why are you doing this to me i want to sit my feet hurt and i feel awkward dancing while you are an amazing dancer leaVE ME TO WATCH EVERYONE DANCE AND DWELL IN LONELINESS And oh why are you bringing me out to slow dance??? oh nO- ok fine yes your hands feel nice in mine and i like being in your arms so this is ok” au
  • “You are in the band at the wedding and you drag me out to sing with you even though this isn’t really a duet but i guess u don’t care (of course u had to pick me why am i not surprised, sad i had to put down my martini im not drunk enough for this) and wE JUST HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’D THIS SHIT WE SOUND FANTASTIC TOGETHER AND EVERYONE LOVES US I LOVE YOU- i mean i love singing too yeah singing. also ur rlly hot.” au
  • “im the wedding planner of this wedding and im super stressed bc everything isn’t going the way its supposed too and the bride is my best friend and her to be husbands best man/woman is annoying the fuck out of me acting like everythings fine and noTHING IS FALLING APART WHEN IT IS. MONTHS OF PLANNING ALL GOING DOWN THE DRAIN AND HE’S MOCKING ME AND DRINKING FUCKING BEER WHILE I HAVE A BREAK DOWN AND- wait did he really just manage to fix half these problems and make this wedding out to be one of the best i’ve ever been too??? and is he actually doing everything he can to make sure im having fun and not worrying about things??? iS HE ACTUALLY GRABBING MY FACE AND KISSING ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT???? wow like i said; best wedding i’ve been too” au

“you enjoy telling our kids to this day that you caught my eye and swept me off my feet in one go wearing a stupid, hideous bear costume” au


- dean being like ‘prove u aren’t seth’ and roman sends a shirtless selfie and dean’s like ‘damn can i get ur number’ and roman’s like ‘you apparently already have it dumbass’

- roman somehow becoming fond of dean in like an hour and even offering to give dean the ride he needs (PUN NOT INTENDED I SWEAR) but dean’s like ‘nah man i gotta kick seth’s ass for leaving me here anyway’

- dean managing to get back to his dorm only to run into roman (literally) and being like ‘whoa it’s you’ and roman being like ‘no fucking way’

- then dean trying to drunkenly seduce roman 

- and it works

- and roman takes him back to his room (single rooms ftw) but dean passes out on roman’s bed before they can even do anything

- then roman has to try to cram himself into the tiny bed with dean and even though it’s really uncomfortable it’s worth it bc dean is super clingy in his sleep and clings to roman

- and when dean wakes up he’s hungover af but there’s a really cute guy (roman) next to him and he doesn’t know who the guy is but he immediately offers him a blowjob

i could go on all day SOMEONE STOP ME

how you met taeyong

-so basically a friend of taeyong told him to get her some pads bc it was that time of the month for her
-and taeyong being the absolute sweetie he is went to the supermarket to get them
-but he forgot to ask which ones she needed and also forgot his phone at home
-so he just stared at the isle full of pads and tampons in confusion
-the poor boy was clueless
-it was v early so the store was practically empty 
-and he saw u wearing all black which was coincidentally what the people working there usually wore
-so he assumed u worked there
-he didn’t care if u were a girl or a boy he was just desperate 
-and so he awkwardly asked for which pads he should choose
-and u were like “why r u asking me???”
-then he realised u weren’t a worker and he started blushing and mumbling apologies
-”wait i didn’t say i wouldn’t help”
-tae sighed in relief and explained the situation w his friend
-u thought it was sOSO sweet of him to pick up pads for his friend omg
-and u helped him pick out the best pads and he was so thankful
-he was like “can i have ur number so the next time my friend needs some of these i can call u for help?”
-on the inside u were like “HE !!! IS !!! SO !!!! SMOOTH !!!!”
-but u couldn’t give a stranger ur number right 
-so u were like “next time u should pick the same pads”
-and just left oops
-but the next time u went shopping u coincidentally saw that boy there 
-and he spotted u too so he literally sprinted over to you
-he goes “hi i’m lee taeyong, u are?”
-and as dangerous as giving a stranger ur details could be, u told him ur name
-i mean he seemed harmless so like why not?
-time skip to like 4 long months later where u two are in a healthy loving relationship where u both care for each other so much and would do anything to see each other happy
-(also ur both grateful towards the girl that needed the pads lol)