can i have this as a job please

Women & Congress

Original author unknown, but they want this to be passed around.

Women: Can I have birth control?

Congress: No.

Women: I couldn’t get birth control so I got pregnant. Can I have an abortion?

Congress: No.

Women: You prevented me from having an abortion so I’m carrying the fetus, but my employer won’t provide reasonable accommodations and is threatening to fire me. Would you please pass the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act?

Congress: No

Women: I had the baby, but I’m out of work. Can I have WIC and food stamps until I get back on my feet?

Congress: No.

Women: I found a job, but it doesn’t offer me insurance. Can I have government guaranteed insurance?

Congress: No.

Women: My kid got sick and I got fired because I missed time caring for him. Can I get unemployment?

Congress: No.

Women: I’m having a hard time getting my kid from school consistently. Can we fund after-school programs?

Congress: No.

Women: I’m prepared to work to support my family. Can you make sure that a full-time job’s minimum wage is enough to do that?

Them: No. But what’s the matter with you and your family, that working two jobs can’t lift you out of poverty? And what kind of a mother are you, letting someone else watch your child while you work? If your child doesn’t do well in school or gets in trouble, it’s entirely your fault. You shouldn’t have had a child if you weren’t prepared to take care of her.

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Ellie: “Lennon what the fuck, you’re 40 minutes late??”

Lennon: “Yeah well better late than never I guess” 

Ellie: “You could try to get here on time at least just once”

Lennon: “Jesus christ nerd lice, I’m here now okay? Can you stop nagging, you sound like my mom”

Ellie: “Ugh whatever. Can you please go take care of your stalker over there - he said he was waiting for someone and I’m guessing its you” 

Lennon: “The hot one? Heck yeah I can do that” 

Ellie: “Remember this is a family place, you don’t have to push your boobs in his face to get paid here even though that might be what you do on your other job”

Lennon: “Good luck dying alone in your room with your flat chest and anger issues, Ellie” 

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ANHALIKA: Please, parinaa. I need you think about what you’re saying.

ENTITY: I have, Anhalika. I have been for a year. There is nothing left for me on this world where I can’t get a job, or go anywhere without being mocked. The commander that fell in love with a human. Macha. That shame that will colour my life forever.

MINTA: Kallu….

ENTITY: Minta. Anhalika. My dearest, nearest friends, I love you. But I am going to have to disappear from Idaraya, or maybe even Mariti. This is my home, and I can never return. Kavir Talman has to cease to exist.

it’s a long shot but is there anyone [preferably in the south bc travel costs] who could let me couch crash until i get back on my feet? i have enough money for transport and to pay for some utilities and shit and maybe even rent if it is cheap enough, although i do not have a job and i will be spending most of my time trying to find a job. i do taxidermy stuff for money so please be okay with that. i literally have nowhere to go past wednesday night except to buy another hotel and i will run out of what little money i have very quickly. i have been searching desperately for places in conway and little rock with no luck, and all the shelters have waiting lists. i don’t think there is anywhere in conway or little rock for me to go, i don’t think there are any jobs that i can do here, and i don’t want to completely run out of money and be completely helpless.

the roommate situation i was talking about yesterday fell through, the person said that they had an animal emergency and i don’t know if/when they will contact me again, but even if they do i have only enough money for one months rent and again no job and i’m doubtful that i could make $375 off art and skulls alone in one month.

hey, so im a 16 year old trans guy who was outed to my family two years ago. since then, theyve gone from thinking it was a phase to being actively transphobic. my mom literally refers to me as “s/he”, both my parents refer to me as delusional and have repeatedly told me im selfish for wanting to transition. ive resigned myself to having to put up with this until im 18, but when im legally an adult i want to be completely financially independent from them so they cant hold back my transition by threatening to cut me off. ive already given up on going to college, because i have no way of paying without their help. ive applied to several jobs, but haven’t been hired anywhere yet. my paypal is paypal.me/theartofdestruction if any of yall want to donate. im currently really bad at digital art, but i can draw you something on paper for $5-$10. if all of my followers donated $1, id be able to transition & start a new life where im not constantly afraid. please, donate or rb if you can. this means the world to me

yessherlockthings  asked:

Hi i just wanted to tell you that i love your art specially the batfam ones, i did’t really know anything about the robins untill i read one of your comics and got curious and now i’m kindda addicted tbh. You’re doing agreat job please never stop drawing them

I am incredibly honored to have been the starting point for your newest Robin interests! Stephanie Brown also held the title of Robin for a bit, so you can check her arc out, too.

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Hi guys I really need help now! QAQ

I have been out of work for almost 3 months and now I’m still waiting for the reply from publishers…and my VISA is expiring in 9 days! I currently moved to NY Brooklyn and I am an international student. I have to get a freelance job right now so I can update my employment status to my school. 

I am so sorry to say this but I really can’t wait any longer…

I usually work with traditional media a lot, like watercolors and colored pencils. Fanart, greeting card design, portrait…you name it. I am so ready!

If you’re unfamiliar with my work, please check my tumblr, I hope you like them and need me to draw something for you!

Please please send me message if you’re interested! I am always online to wait!

and a reblog helps a lot too!

Omg I am so panic I hope I didn’t make too many grammar mistake…

Please message me!

Thank you so much!!!

(Q_____Q)

Starting tomorrow, my boss is making it *mandatory* that every employee stand for the Pledge of Alliegence that will be played over the PA at work, or they’re fired.

The level of pissed off I am right now is astronomical. If anyone knows of any laws I can use to fight this, please let me know. I’m gonna try and look up some myself. I need this job, but I should not and will not be made obligated to stand for the Pledge under threat of termination when our country is the way it fucking is.

*froths*

So I guess we’ll see what’ll happen. I might not have a job by the end of the week.

Yall know the drill. 5 miles, BNHA episode recap

  • Every single one of my Group Project With Terrible Group Members anxieties was on fire within 30 seconds of this episode
  • Me, quietly, under my breath: Clearly Deku is trying to do the work it’s his partner who’s not helping tell the teacher Deku deserves an A its not his fault hes in a shitty group.
  • For real this is almost a tongue-in-cheek commentary on schools handling bullying. Turns to the person clearly only being victimized who’s done nothing wrong. “Now I think you BOTH need to work on your get-along skills hmmm?”
  • They sure like to name episodes as “[Character name]: Origin”
  • I really like how Shonen Logic:tm: works where characters can be smashed through buildings and be fine, but Bakugou whapping Deku in the nose with his stupid gauntlet leaves Deku wincing on the ground.
  • and by “really like” i mean “im really fucking hurt. Deku looked so hurt he didnt deserve that”
  • Look at him. Look at him he didnt deserve that. Someone please kick Bakugou’s ass.
  • Status update: the rest of the episode is All Might kicking Bakugou’s ass. Nice. Prick.
  • Bakugou: [yells]
    Deku: [yelling] stop yelling!
  • All Might proceeds to shut Bakugou up. Nice All Might good job listening.
  • I’m so happy for All Might. He’s having the best time being a villain. You know he’s giggling like a five year old on the inside you know it. He gets to just break shit and be evil. I love it.
  • [Obligatory Sans Undertale joke]
  • OKAY SO ALL MIGHT’S NOT FUCKING AROUND ALRIGHTY THIS IS FINE.
  • HI WELCOME TO U.A. THE TOP SCHOOL IN THE WORLD OUR CURRICULUM IS BEATING THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING PULP OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN ANY QUESTIONS?
  • That’s not even hyperbole Bakugou got his breakfast beaten right out of him RIP Bakugou yikes
  • NGL the changing angle made it look for a moment like All Might impaled Deku with that fence and like….little dark, All Might.
  • “You will be my successor Midoriya when I pass the torch on oh shit fuck right you needed those internal organs. Ive lived without mine so long I forgot they were there. My bad. ……Should I move the fence?”
  • Bakugou: “I’m going to beat All Might with my own two fists!”
    All Might:
    -punches Bakugou’s breakfast right out of him-
    Bakugou: “Never mind!!!! Turns out I suck!!! Test canceled!!! I quit!!!”
  • Deku: -slugs Bakugou- listen u shit I’m not throwing away my A for this.
  • “We still have to fight All Might!!” Okay Vomit-Mouth.
  • Poor Deku, for the whole alley scene. Bakugou’s just fucking screaming at him 2.5 inches away and Bakugou won’t wipe his damn mouth like damn at least pop a breath mint or something if youre gonna harrass Deku point-blank like that it’s gross.
  • I LOVE ALL MIGHT’S RUN HE LOOKS LIKE A DOOFY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
  • Deku: “Finally, with Bakugou’s gauntlet I can use a quirk without breaking my own arm.”
    Deku: -breaks his arm from the recoil-
    Deku: “Oh fucking come on”
  • I love Bakugou just blast-zooming through the air while he and Deku talk it’s like those long-ass Naruto scenes where they hop 2945 feet between branches. Except poor Deku’s gotta like, actually run. Offer him a ride Bakugou you animal.
  • Deku: “That gate’s fucking kawaii and I’m kinda insulted considering how I’ve been nearly killed to death like four times in this thing but okay whatever.”
  • DORK
  • ALL MIGHT THEYRE CHILDREN GODDAMN

I BEAT A MOTHER FUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKER

  • Bakugou: -uses his quirk to fucking launch Deku toward the goal like a sack of potatoes-
    me, thinking back to the physical tests of season 1: Haha call back.
  • ALL MIGHT THEY ARE C H I L D R EN
  • Bakugou: “what!!?? YOU THOUGHT DEKU WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD BREAK ALL HIS ARMS AND SCREAM!!? I CAN BREAK MY ARMS EVEN FUCKING BETTER THAN HE CAN”
  • ALL MIGHT THIS IS NOT HOW MERCY WORKS
  • this is physically painful to watch im like upset
  • theyre kids theyre just kids leave them a l o n e
  • also Bakugou trying to bite All Might’s hand as a last ditch effort is just….real sad? It hurts? This all hurts?
  • Im glad Deku punched All Might he was being a real jackass today.
  • Recovery Girl, for the 19375th time: “The absolute fucking shit I put up with because of you people”

anonymous asked:

can I get me some good old fashioned fluff for TFP Soundwave and a sweet non-verbal human please? The human probably tries teaching Soundwave ASL so they can communicate, and in return he plays alien music for them, that sort of thing? You're both doing such a great job running this blog, hope you're having a good day and thanks in advance!

Hi Tatertit here because I fricken love ASL. I only took the starting/beginning class for it so excuse me for my grammatical errors, but I’m steadily and continuing to learn ASL.

Here’s my little drabble for your prompt! I didn’t use a non-verbal human, I made it so the human lost their voice after they got sick. Fun times ensues!!

Bonus: soundwave decodes the last bit on his own time.

Please help a black trans girl get outta debt🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

I made another post but tumblr literally just crashed as I was about to post it so here’s the gist: I’m really struggling to stay financially afloat because my job keeps cutting my hours. Whatever bit I DO make is gonna be swallowed up in these overdraft fees tomorrow. I have to get some of this off so that I can at LEAST be able to afford transportation next week. I really don’t like making posts like this but this is where I am financially. I’m working on finding a second job so that I can be better off but in the meantime I still have to pay these bills😩 please help if you can and PLEASE BOOST, I really could use some help y'all.

square cash: cash.me/briellenicol3
paypal: briellemarciano@yahoo.com

thank you for reading🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Hi, I’m Miri, I’m disabled, and because of my disabilities, there are few jobs I can handle. Though I’ve been trying to interview for jobs that I might be able to do, I’ve gotten no callbacks. 

Because of this, I’m afraid I again have to ask for help paying my rent. 

My rent is $375.00, and though in a few days I’ll have roughly fifty dollars towards it now, I don’t have any money towards it currently.

Thank you if you donate, and please reblog if you can’t.

-Miri.

Emergency Donations Needed

Paypal is pinesezekiel@gmail.com !


Hey y'all, so gods do I hate doing this but I’m starving again and have been eating at most 300 calories a day trying to stretch my food out. I also have had no clean water for over a month. Our landlord is evicting us at the end of the month because we refused to comply with his loophole rental increase of 400 dollars. And I have no money at all even to eat for the next week, let alone move so I can keep my belongings.

I’m heavily disabled, as I have multiple permanent injuries to my spinal chord and knees from a fall when I was younger. I am also immunodeficient, meaning I am sick constantly and suffer from chronic fatigue as a sort of side effect. I have tried for years to work, and even held a job for two, but the effect on my health ends up with me having straight up seizures from the stress on my body.

I can’t reach out to family as both my parents were extremely abusive, and do not approve of my gender transition and have actively worked to delay it.

Please donate if you can. Even a dollar or two means I can eat and possibly find somewhere to stay. If you can’t donate, please boost!

And if you would like more detailed information on what happened to result in this, I am comfortable sharing more over private messaging.

Let Me Out

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“Patton what are you-”

“Sorry kiddo, but I have to do this. For Thomas’s sake.” Patton shoved Virgil into a room, devoid of light.

“Patton. Patton please don’t do this!”

“You’ll only get in the way.”

“I thought you cared!”

“Oh kiddo I do. But you don’t matter more than Thomas.” He shut the door, face blank, eyes dead.

“Patton let me out!”

“No can do! You’re staying in there until further notice!”

“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME OUT ILL BE GOOD I WON’T DO ANYTHING PLEASE”

Virgil’s shrieks of fear grew louder. He started to bang on the door.

“Virgil you and I both know that this is the only way.”

“Without me he won’t be able to function!”

“Please, I can take over your puny little job.”

“Patton please….”

“I’m getting real sick of this Virgil. You’re staying and that’s final. Have a nice night. Maybe if you’re quiet enough I’ll let you out soon.” Patton walked away from the door, face changing from a blank expression to his usual one.

“Ohgodohgodohgod….”

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He left you here

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He never cared

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“ROMAN!”

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No one is coming to get you

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“LOGAN!”

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You’re going to be forgotten just like all the others

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The shrieks died down.

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“Someone please.”

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“Let me out…”

CALLOUT POST FOR THE MARKIPLIER EGOS FANDOM

we’ve been having discussions in the discord and my poor heart just can’t take it anymore.

PLEASE 👏 REMEMBER 👏 THE 👏 ORIGINAL 👏 CHEF

YOU FORGOT HE EXISTED, DIDN’T YOU. THOUGHT ROBERT REXX WAS THE PERFECT CHEF FOR THE JOB, FOR ALL THE JOBS, THAT HE WAS THE EPITOME OF WHAT MARK NEEDED FOR HIS CULINARY SKITS.

how dare

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BEAN. LOOK AT HIM. HOW COULD YOU ALL FORGET?

When I was asked about him just a few weeks ago I thought he could make a comeback. I thought you all would remember this glorious, suave, composed beast of an ego. He was already snubbed for A Date With Markiplier, but now?

Now, he’s replaced again, and so quick everyone is to forget.

Look into that smiling face, those sweet eyes, that FLAMBOYANT HAIR and tell me you forgot it all. That you forgot him. How dare. Chef Iplier is a precious, legitimate bean with his very own skit and he deserves all the love. Do not be fooled by Mark’s decisions! Much as he’s apparently forgotten, this cooking bean still exists! And he will forever in our hearts.

YOU HEAR THAT, MARK? YOU CAN PRETEND HE DOESN’T EXIST ALL YOU WANT, BUT HE’S STILL THERE! YOU CAN’T GET RID OF HIM!

Last known sighting of the bean. Do not be fooled by the ending of his skit. Do not be fooled by Mark’s “harmless” joke. Chef Iplier lives, and he watches as he is replaced, and you can bet he mourns. Give him the respect he deserves. The true culinary ego of Mark’s repertoire. The very best chef there is.

Long live Chef Iplier.

@markiplier

Yes, Mr. Park | Pt. 5

Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut / Angst
Summary: Who is in control now?
Chapters: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

If this was a movie, you could just go and get in the nearest taxi and drive off the scene. If this was a movie, you could just skip time and already be somewhere else, learned from the past and moved on. Or maybe if this was a movie, you wouldn’t even be at this stupid meeting right now, but unfortunately this was real life. Your life.

Keep reading

emergency update: help me escape!

i absolutely have to get away from home for at least a little bit. i’ll be staying with my boyfriend but i need money for transportation and other necessities.

my blog is being watched so i can’t give too many details but i really need cash right now for a plane ticket, medical bills, and food. i’m also in debt from replacing my computer (which was a necessity bc i live off of what little money i make online).

i’m schizophrenic, usually bedridden with chronic pain, and so i’m unable to get a job, which means i have no income. i can do art commissions and tarot readings for you or you can just donate to me via paypal at breathof.freshass@yahoo.com. please please please send me anything you can spare, even if it’s a dollar. i desperately need the help.

Hey! Im a trans woman living on my own and my medical bills have just been turned over to a collection agency! at this time they say i owe $91 and i Do Not Have That, and it’s going up every day! I have just started a new job but i wont get paid for another two weeks and i dont know whats going to happen in the meantime, if anyone has some change to spare please throw it my way

my Venmo is @tallestfriend if you could please donate i would really appreciate it!

if you dont want to / feel uncomfortable donating outright im also offering emergency $10 commissions to raise money

please reblog / share if you can!