can i have a bf yet

Keith: Lance. Lance wake up

Lance: what time is it

Keith: Time is irrelevant. I didn’t want to wake pidge because she barely sleeps as it is but-

Lance: Keith

Keith: right okay so. Say they did actually land on the moon when they say they did. They didn’t but let’s say they did.

Lance: Keith this is-

Keith: What was the name of the man that supposedly walked on the moon for the first time in mankind history.

Lance: what? Neil Armstrong? Keith we were in a space exploration program you know this-

Keith: what’s the last initial of his name

Lance: Keith-

Keith: say it

Lance: uGH it’s ‘A’

Keith: ‘A’

Keith: Neil A.

Lance: yes it’s Neil A. Can I go back to sleep yet-

Keith: spell it backwards

Lance: why

Keith: Lance

Lance: A L I E N

Lance:

Lance: holy SHIT

Keith: I KNOW

anonymous asked:

Hey love your blog, can you possibly do a scene with depressed Keith or something?

absolutely anon!! (i may have made this slightly klance-y yet again because i have zero self control i’m so sorry)

how rad would it be if lance just figured it out on his own though?? like, he’s a smart dude (and also a v supportive and accepting bf 💜) so what if we didn’t get a galra keef reaction scene for him because he knew before everyone  *x files theme plays*

Overkilling Justin Bieber

So me, my boyfriend and two of his friends (his flatmate and his best friend, who’s the DM) are playing Vampire but as hunters.

Context: my character owns a bar with her “brother”, who’s actually her nephew, but she’s a vampire who was turned against her will. My bf’s character finds out and is questioning me at the bar with his flatmate’s character.

DM: suddenly you notice your brother’s hat, which he left at the bar whenever he wanted you to know he left early, is there.

Me: so if he left early… who’s this one?? HE’S NOT MY BROTHER, ATTACK HIM!!

So the three of us proceed to attack my “brother’s” doppelganger, until he changes shape

DM: he is now a kid who kinda looks like Justin Bieber

Flatmate: I fire at him!! *3 tens*

DM: You can shoot him three times. Roll damage

Flatmate: *rolls incredibly high*

DM: you splatter Justin Bieber’s brains all over the floor

Me: He’s a vampire, he’s not dead yet! I throw my voodoo bag at him for faith damage!

BF: And I pierce him with my blessed dagger.

DM: Ooookay. He was already down because of the shots, then she throws a voodoo bag at him and you pierce him with a **cking blessed dagger. You guys have overkilled Justin Bieber big time.

DM: Another vampire was at the door, but he sees your handywork and decides to leave

Married of convenience

I am an arab muslim lesbian. I am being pressured into getting married. I am in the closet and always will be. I have a gf who I am deeply in love with, and hope to spend the rest of my life with. I am looking for a gay-lesbian marriage of convenience in Northern America, NY, NJ any state in the USA. Meaning, I need an arab muslim gay guy to marry me. Just for show, to act like a real couple in front of everyone. Live together and visit families and make it seem legit. Nothing sexual will happen between us. We can be best friends. And in secret I will have my gf and you will have your bf. We can live our lives freely and yet make our parents happy into thinking we are settled down and married as they have always wished for. If you are interested in this marriage of convenience or know of an arab man living in the USA who may be looking for a similar situation, please message me or email me @lolacruzzz1990@gmail.com please reblog my post so I can find someone as soon as possible before I am forced into marrying a straight guy.

Request: Idk this has probably been requested already but ommmggg ur boyfriend imagines are GOLD. Whenever you have time could you please maybe do svt hip hop unit as bfs? Also I feel you on the moving thing, I’ve been in my new house for just over a year and a half now and I STILL have boxes shoved in places that I haven’t touched yet so good luck with unpacking!😊
Members: S.coups, Wonwoo, Mingyu, Vernon (svt)
Genre: fluffy as heck
A/N: thank you so much for the compliments and well wishes!! Yeah no my room is chaos rn and I can barely walk past the boxes in the house LOL but at least I have a lamp now haha

Performance unit here: x

Seungcheol

  • Congratulations you’ve signed yourself up to be flirted with for the rest of your life 
  • HONESTLY THO HE’S BOYFRIEND GOALS 
  • Boyfriend fashion boyfriend attitude,,, what’s his pink hat from change up made from??? Boyfriend material (I just really wanted to make that joke hjdshfje sorry)
  • The one who will nuzzle into you in the mornings and place gentle kisses on your cheek and whisper the most freaking endearing things into your ear
  • And it’s honestly so appealing that it makes you never wanna move but you gotta because oh no responsibilities are calling,,,
  • Maybe just,,,,,, a few more minutes in his arms,,,,,,,,,, it’s not like he can refuse you anyways lmfao
  • He’s just a big snuggler tbh he likes to lay around with you and just be as close as can be,, like it makes his heart swell up with happiness
  • Excessive amounts of pet names in English, Korean, and any other languages you may speak
  • Uses “baby” and “darling” a lot !! He thinks they just sound so nice and they’re so full of affection 
  • Lights up like a child on it’s birthday whenever you call him a nickname back
  • It’s literally one of his favorite things to hear and he always gets really giggly and grabby when you do it (let him hug you right now immediately)
  • A big sappy man who will tell you that he loves you at least once a day
  • No matter how or where or when or if he’s busy or not he will send a freaking carrier pigeon with the message on a tiny scrap of paper if he has to 
  • Doesn’t want you to ever feel down on yourself, so he always showers you with compliments before you can even think about doubting yourself??? He reminds you of all your talents and positive points and that he loves you more than the moon loves the sun and you always gotta cut him off cause otherwise you’ll be there for a long ass time 
  • Likes to feed you how corny but he’s always smiling so cutely you can’t refuse
  • Husband material
  • PARENT MATERIAL
  • Loves to talk about his future with you 
  • if you don’t want kids then that’s okay!! he won’t push you!! and if you do then he’s excited to someday start a family with you someday!!
  • Mostly just talks about spending the rest of his life with you, and likes to do it with you sitting in his lap, chest against your back as he wraps his arms around you tightly to keep you snug and close 
  • Because when you guys sit like that, he can picture your future the best, swallowed up by your warmth and the feeling of your fingers in between his own 
  • And he gets that one little soft smile on his face and presses kisses to your neck (not like that ya nasty) and mumbles that he just adores you so much 
  • Freaks out when you get hurt 
  • Will 100% carry you whenever it happens and always asks if you need to go to the hospital 
  • You: It’s just a stubbed toe babe it’s okay-
  • Cheol: BUT WHAT IF YOU BROKE IT???????????
  • LOVES IT when you wear his clothes
  • You just look so cute,,, and it’s like when you’re wrapped up in them you’re showing anyone who can see that you’re all his
  • Will pick you up in a spinning hug when you wear them because it’s just SO PERFECT 
  • He literally thinks you deserve all the love in the world and wants to give it to you himself

Wonwoo

  • Looks Emo, but is a Gentle Boy 
  • A boyfriend who very much prefers to show his love through actions rather than words
  • As a result he’s very doting??? Like he may not say The Three Words often but you can see his affection towards you in his actions
  • He always double checks to make sure you’re buckled up, brings you food when you mention you haven’t had a chance to grab lunch, runs errands for you without you even having to ask
  • Wonwoo: I saw you were low on the following items so I got them for you
  • You: Did you have to go out of your way to get those???
  • Wonwoo: It was for you, I wouldn’t have noticed if it was 
  • Wants to watch the sunset with you !!
  • Like straight up go to a secluded place, high up to get the best view of course, with a pile of blankets to sit on and wrap yourselves up in
  • He’ll hold you close with one arm while you guys sip a warm drink of your choice, smiling at each other all excited as the sky begins to change colors 
  • And he just can’t help but thank whatever it was that brought you guys together because this moment was exactly where he wanted to be
  • Warm and healthy with someone so vital to his world tucked under one arm
  • Probably wears socks to bed, he’s one of those people lmao (You may laugh but deep down I’m willing to bet anyone reading this has done it at least once)
  • Likes to nap with you 
  • Going to sleep in the early afternoon and waking up in the early evening, sleep tugging at the two of you and lazy smiles spreading as you gaze at one another
  • Quiet discussions of what to make for dinner, occasionally interrupted by a gentle kiss,,, how ideal
  • Ultimate caretaker when you’re sick or injured
  • Just somehow knows exactly what to do??? And has everything at the ready and if he somehow does it he has a few blackmail photos of Seungkwan that he uses to make him go get whatever it is you need so Wonu doesn’t have to leave your side 
  • Likes to go out to different local cafes with you to get boba and try pastries and different kinds of coffee
  • Also likes taking pictures of you in these cafes because he thinks they’re ~aesthetic~
  • Just thinks those sorts of dates are fun!!! There’s so many cafes to explore and you guys can take that quality time to find new favorite hang out spots that are quiet and just for you guys to catch up and have long, deep conversations in 
  • Likes to cup your chin/jaw when he kisses you 
  • Always a very gentle kisser, and pulls back with a tender look on his face and his eyes are twinkling with adoration 
  • And he’ll mumble a little compliment,,, and his voice is a little husky and you’re like “Okay Wonwoo I love you but that voice makes me feel atTACKED”
  • Trusts you with all his heart and soul and is an ultimate open book to you 
  • You could ask him anything and he would be totally honest with you 
  • Because you’re his forever person??? His soulmate??? He wants you to feel like you can trust him just as much as he trusts you and that means he’s never gonna hide anything from you 
  • And honestly it’s just such a wonderful thing about him,,, how can you not trust someone like that with your heart
  • When he does vocalize his affections, he always holds your hands close to his chest and reminds you that you hold all of his heart,,, and you always promise to treat it well
  • Literally such a sweetie why don’t you just marry him already????????

Mingyu

  • Uses your toothbrush on accident like three times a month and you keep having to buy new ones because ew 
  • You: Mingyu that’s dISGUSTING
  • Him: WE KISS ALL THE TIME WHO CARES 
  • Also kind of a sap but it’s not as articulate as Seungcheol lmao
  • Like he really tries to find a way to describe how he feels about you but he struggles with it a lot 
  • Sometimes the guys try to help him but he doesn’t want them to because these words need to be 100% from the heart,,, 
  • Even if they don’t come out the way he wants to, you can tell he worked on them and thought very long and hard about them 
  • So you always return those words, accompanied with a gentle kiss that makes him feel so much more at ease knowing he got his message across
  • You reminding him how much you love him makes him the happiest boy he just gets so soft over you 
  • The type to buy you guys matching onesies and is SO proud of himself for coming up with this idea even tho he totally saw it on instagram I mean what no Mingyu totally came up with it by himself 100% invented couple onesies 
  • WANTS TO BE COMPLEMENTED 
  • Compliments make him feel good as it is but when you do it, it’s different cause you guys are dating and therefore it must be super duper special???
  • Swells up with pride whenever you call him handsome 
  • Consults you about any hair style changes (and honestly good let’s not have cheeto Mingyu make another appearance) because he trusts you with his godlike appearance
  • Cooks for you!!! He’s always sure to make you guys dinner on nights in
  • If you like to cook he buys you guys cookbooks full of things you can try making for one another, or even better, together 
  • Will 100% make you a bento box with a cheesy message written on the rice in seaweed, partially because he loves you but also partially because he wants to embarrass you lmao
  • If you watch him cook, he’ll narrate what he’s doing like he’s on a TV show just to make you laugh and it’s honestly adorable this man is a toll and also a sweetie 
  • Such a little soft puppy for you, people can practically see his imaginary tail wagging when he’s around you 
  • If you’re sad he freaks out a little because !!! You’re never supposed to be sad with him what should he do???
  • But he calms down quick and takes you somewhere private so he can hold you nice and close and listen to everything you say
  • Wipes away your tears and whispers assurances that you’re okay, he’s here and he’s got you, and he’s gonna help you until everything in your world is okay again
  • Likes to do fun and dorky things with you!!! 
  • If you can think of anything like that to do together HE WILL DO IT!!! He loves to do things with you and he doesn’t care if they make him look like a big dork because it makes the two of you happy
  • Especially loves it if it’s a pillow fort,,, but u gotta remind him to be careful cause he’s tall and kinda excitable so he might accidentally get up too fast or too far and knock it over 
  • But pillow forts will consist of late night giggling and teasing kisses and romantic comedies and it’s just,,, really fun 
  • Just being with Mingyu is really fun and safe and lovely really so why not stay with him forever???????

Hansol

  • If you’re dating him please meme with him??? It doesn’t have to be often just like once every few months I wanna see some meme couple shit with Hansol lmao it’d be great
  • Will try and freestyle rap whenever you request it 
  • You guys could be making toast and suddenly you’re just like “Rap go” and he’s oN IT it’s not very good since it’s so spontaneous and about toast but he did his best okay
  • Just tell him you’re proud of him ??? he deserves it he’s a good one 
  • If you tell him you love him he gets squishy because he’s like 5 years old 
  • IT JUST MAKES HIM SO HAPPY LIKE WOW!!! 
  • He can’t believe someone so wonderful who spends so much time making him happier than ever really feels as strongly towards him as he does towards them???
  • You might have to stop him from doing something stupid sometimes 
  • It’s not super often but sometimes him and a couple other members of svt get an idea in their head and it’s not always very well thought out,,,
  • Becoming close friends with Seungkwan who always thanks you for treating his best friend so well 
  • Kwannie will always offer to help you plan any surprises you might wanna give to or throw for Hannie 
  • Also tells you to let him know if Hansol hurts you cause he’ll totally fight him LOL 
  • Hansol face times you a lot when he’s busy or away on tour or for some other adventure!!
  • He tries to take you with him places as much as he can but yanno company rules and busy schedules :// the solution is late night face times
  • He’s always got a smile shining on his face whenever he picks up or calls you, no matter how tired he may be 
  • Thinks it’s funny when the members jump into the shot to say hello to you too or snitch on him but he excuses himself after a while because he wants a few moments just for you two 
  • The type of bf to high five you and then tug you into a hug and kiss your cheek or the top of your head
  • One time accidentally whacked your face and flipped his shit, would not stop apologizing but was also kinda trying not to laugh lmao
  • Bought you snacks to make up for it god bless 
  • A fan of back hugs!! They’re just such a sweet gesture to him, plus he gets to hold you and say whatever he wants and you won’t be able to see his face when he does it
  • Does he say sweet things??? Sometimes but sometimes he just tells you about something Hoshi or one of the other members did lmfao
  • If you send him a meme of himself, he will make it his mission to creepshot you whenever you least expect it just so he can have memes of you too
  • Loves it when you get along with his members, he looks up to them so much and to see so many of his favorite people getting along means the world to them
  • Also loves it when you get along with his family!! We all know how much he loves them 
  • His sister always jokes that you need to come along if he comes and visits because you’re more fun to talk to and Hansol is just “WOW OKAY BLOOD MEANS NOTHING TO YOU I SEE HOW IT IS” and it’s just fun
  • Quote one of his ~iconic~ english lines and he’ll tackle you to make you shUT 
  • But it turns into giggles and kissing and a little bit of tickling and then before you know it you’re just cuddling 
  • You make him feel so good honestly!!! You don’t even have to do or say anything just one look and he can feel his heart pick up,,, he just cares for you so much 
  • Treat this bb well 

Requests are open!!

What I hate about Jackson Wang

Originally posted by gsvnrewind

I hate that you doubt yourself at times

I hate that you are so breathtakingly beautiful and sometimes do not realize it

I hate that you felt you needed to lose weight to be more attractive because frankly it just isn’t possible

I hate that your laugh is the cutest thing on earth (Sorry Youngjae)

I hate that people sleep on you and you take it to heart

I hate that you have my heart (So does my bf)

I hate the cute way you eat

I hate the way you effortlessly can speak so many languages

I hateeeeee your deep voice that snatches my soul ok

I hate the way you are excited by life and that it excites me 

I hate the fact that you are so generous, caring, and hardworking yet people don’t see that

I think the one thing I hate the most is that not everyone in the world will get to experience the love and appreciation I have for you 

What it’s Like to Be Bisexual

About the flag

The bisexual flag was created on December 5, 1998 by Michael Page. Page felt that although the rainbow flag was great, that bisexuals deserved a flag of their own. The pink/magenta stripe represents same-sex attraction, the blue stripe represents opposite-sex attraction and the lavender stripe represents attraction to both.

What does bisexual mean?

To me bisexuality is the potential to be able to love two or more genders.

Myths and Misconceptions:

  • People thinking bisexuality is just a sexual thing and reacting to you coming out in the same way they’d react to you randomly saying you have a foot fetish or bondage kink.
  • People have stereotypes about you that you sleep around a lot and won’t have a solid stable relationship for a long time and think you’re really sexual
  • People often think that bisexual people cannot like non binary or trans persons. They are wrong!! Whatever the two or more gender identities a bi person is attracted to is not exclusively within the gender binary.
  • Another one is “Aren’t you just half gay and half straight?” NOOOOO I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO REPEAT THAT NO.
  • One of the most common myths is that bisexuals are always down for a threesome. No. NO.

What is it like to be bisexual?

  • Being bi is awesome for several reasons, but I think the best one is that your options are open; you can date almost anyone. Of course, it sucks when you realise that literally everyone else in your town is straight, but hey, I got over it pretty quickly xD. I’m only out to certain people irl, but to pretty much everyone online, and the latter have always been supportive (at least the ones whom opinions matter to me), which I’m very grateful for. However, the people I’ve come out to irl didn’t take it that well. My parents (especially my dad) are still getting over it, and besides them, only three of my friends know. My best friend was weirded out, but doesn’t really give a s*** anymore, and my two other friends were very surprised, one almost vomited (rude, but whatever). I don’t really care what they think, I’m me and have no intent on changing, so they can either accept me for who I am or gtfo of my life, please and thank you. It didn’t make a big difference when I accepted that I’m bi, I was finally able to relate my feelings to something. Also realise that I’ve had a crush on one of my friends (none of the ones above) for several years now, but that’s a story for another day.
  • I thought I was straight for a long time but girls always made me nervous and I didn’t know why. I thought it was because I didn’t relate to them but it turns out those were nervous crushy feels, not outsider feels! I’m so happy to have come to terms. I’m still figuring it out because even though it was under the surface for a long time I didn’t “come out” to myself until after I met my male partner.
  • You don’t just get nervous around the same or opposite sex, YOU ARE NERVOUS AROUND EVERYBODY IT SUCKS
  • I’m a 21 year old dude from Cincinnati. I’m bisexual. I’m mostly closeted and there’s only a few of my friends I’ve come out to. I’m afraid to tell my parents because they will probably kick me out of the house or maybe worse. I was raised Baptist so I was always told homosexuality was a “sin” and I suppressed my sexuality for a long time. I was afraid of what would happen if I told people. I know I saw many students in all years of school who were openly gay and they were bullied and harassed nearly every day. It’s not until about 4 years ago that I finally realized/accepted I was bi. And I’m not exactly sure how it’s affected me so far. I censor myself around people who I’m not out to. And I know that they would be supportive. But there is still that stigma and all that harassment I’ve seen. I fear coming out. I’m privileged in a way. If I want to hide my sexuality I can. I can simply pretend to be straight. But that forces me to suppress the other half of myself. And I guess sometimes I feel a little bit trapped.
  • What it’s like to be bisexual:
    • Making a s*** ton of bi puns
    • Making bi jokes
    • Constantly being invalidated
    • Never knowing if you can be open even when talking to someone from the LGBT+ community
    • Crying because there’s no representation
    • Lesbian and gay individuals always talk over us when discussing issues regarding the bi community
    • No one ever talks about bisexuals who aren’t attracted to the binary genders
    • Answering no to the “Are you straight?” and “Are you gay then?” questions and not offering more explanation for fun
    • I don’t think I have ever seen the bs of “Do I date my female crush or male crush?” dilemma irl
    • Wanting to scream “bisexual” or “bisexuality” when someone treats these words like they’re dirty and shouldn’t be uttered.
    • Saying “I’m gay” even though you technically are not.
    • Your parents/older people saying that it would just be easier to say you were gay instead of bi
  • I’m still trying to figure it out, it can be confusing. I’ve grown up in my home and in an environment that tells me you’re either gay or you’re straight. So I always felt confused as to why I liked guys, but also liked girls. I’m out to only my closest friends. And I’m still coming to terms with it. The best advice I can offer is that you have to be patient with your self discovery.
  • When you crush on/get into a relationship with someone and you aren’t out to them yet, you’re constantly afraid to tell them you’re bi because of biphobia in both the gay and straight communities.
  • So I’m bisexual bi the way and it’s taught me about how I view relationships and how I view gender roles. I currently have a boyfriend, and have had feelings for boys and girls in the past. I won’t let my bf buy our meals every time we go out; we both buy each other flowers. I think there’s less pressure for either of us to fit into a certain role (sometimes we like to be traditional, not always). It’s just nice to be us.
  • What it’s like to be a young bisexual
    • They say I’m gay when I’m with girls and straight when I’m with guys
    • Starting to doubt my attraction to one gender when I’m with someone of the other
    • People waiting for you to come out as your “real” sexuality
    • Having to come out even if people know the gender of your partner
    • Feeling to straight for the LGBTQ community but not straight enough for everyone else
    • After you come out they still assume your partner is one of the other gender unless you say they’re not
  • I’m a bi trans guy. Coming out into a very supportive environment, with my peers anyway, was quite a relief. For a while I called myself nonbinary and queer. Before I came out, many of my supportive friends assumed I was pan. It was hard when I was first questioning my sexuality at first I wanted to call myself but that was before my transition and all of the bi girls I saw were called fake and I didn’t want to be grouped with them. For a while I set aside my sexuality to question my gender. My “lesbo mom” as I like to call her, was so proud of me. Coming out to my father has been a rollercoaster of good and bad, he still won’t let me come out to my little half sisters. My mom is mostly supportive, but we’ve fought more. She has let me come out to some extended family. Questioning my sexuality was difficult because for a while my attraction towards guys was basically gone for a long while. Me being me, I came out to my friends by deepthroating a cucumber. There was a lot of “impressives” going around and one person said “I thought you were into ladies”. To which I replied “I’m flexible”.
  • My life as a bisexual person has been interesting. I’ve faced discrimination from within and outside of the community, but I’ve loved finding people who understand that I just love and am attracted to human beings of all gender identities!
  • What is it like to be bisexual? Great, I love it. Also a lot of people will give hate so be careful. Ttyl bi.
  • When I was younger I had no idea that bisexualty existed. I thought that I had to be either straight or gay. I was confused and scared. I tried and tried to force myself to be straight and every time I was attracted to a girl I’d end up feeling worse and worse about myself. That changed when I found the online community. I learned about bisexuality. I learned that other people feel the same way that I do. It was incredibly validating. It still took a very long time to fully accept myself, considering I’d done so much to change how I felt. Of course, as much as online communities were great, there was the whole bi discourse. That kinda set me back a ways in feeling good about my orientation, especially because I was a lot more comfortable with my attraction to men, since I never policed myself on that. Outside of online, I was super lucky to have people be mostly accepting. My coming out to my group of friends started a chain reaction of everyone in the group feeling comfortable to come out as some LGBT+ orientation. My mom had no idea and did nothing but apologize for using gay as a slur for months after I came out. When I came out to my dad he made it clear that he still expected me to end up with a man, and that hurt. Which reminds me, I hate how much the LGBT+ community as a whole prioritizes my attraction to women, while straight society prioritizes my attraction to men. I’m bi. Neither my attraction to men or to women defines me. My attraction to more than one gender defines that part of me. And it also overlooks that I can be attracted to people who aren’t men and aren’t women as well.

Tips for being bisexual:

  • I always like dropping little hints, like I’d wear bracelets in the colors of the flag, or paint my nails, or wear earrings with the pattern, small things like that. So far, people are oblivious to it, but I’m not surprised. I live in an in-the-middle-of-nowhere country, where people are just now being introduced to gay people, so bi’s don’t exist for them. I’m waiting for the day someone will notice though xD.
  • Make your boundaries and what you want in relationships clear. Really I think that’s a good tip for anyone of any orientation, but for bisexuality, with there being so much misunderstanding around it, you have to make a lot of effort to clarify things, so if you’re upfront about things it can make everything a little easier on you.

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@enyaamoon

@havemypanties

@fluidityproblems

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@a-polite-melody

@bailee-sans-lover

@gender-fluid-flower

Fic Rec

I am making a list of fics that I read/re-read (and liked) this week. Mostly because I am abysmal at remembering titles and only remember them by summary (ik im stupid). So here it goes!

A Beginning by SexyAssWoman  @thesexyasswoman

Harry had been in love with Louis Tomlinson since he found his poetry blog years ago. Without even knowing how the man looked like, Harry was infatuated with him.
So when he gets a chance to meet Louis for the first time, Harry is set on making an impression. That is until he gets distracted by the blue eyed stranger that sits beside him.

Or, Where Harry was in love with a poet, and the stranger that sat beside him on a poetry session had eyes that looked like the sea.

**This one was short but very sweet!


Dance to the Distortion by Lis (domesticharry) @domestic-harry

Louis accidentally breaks Harry’s camera lens and in order to get it fixed, they decide to participate in a romantic couples study. The only issue is that they are not actually couple. Well that and the fact they cannot stand each other.

**Enemies to Lovers- Check; Fake/Pretend Relationship - Check; Enemies who are pretending to be in a fake relationship - Double Check. This fic is pure gold. I loved the dynamics between the characters and how everything played out!!

Keep reading

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- Texting an unknown number. Jungkook serie.

A/N: so do you remember how i said i would make texting an unknown number for each member but not a serie? Well i couldn’t resist it. I had to make a serie and here is the first part of the Jungkook serie.
There are a few things i wanna say, first one is please don’t take offense. I don’t have anything against gays or girls or boys. Its just sarcastic so please don’t get mad at me yeah? Second, this is going to be a best friend imagine because why not? It can’t be all dating, having gukk as best friend must be bomb af too. And last, as you can see he is taken on this serie. I haven’t said who is the bf yet bc i wanna let that up to you guys (y/n will also have a relationship with the boyfriend) I was thinking of doing tae because im a sucker for Taekook but just comment who do you want and i will see who is the most wanted yeah?
Hope you like the serie and enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it.

boyfriend!samuel

brave entertainment’s trainee, kim samuel as your bf

Originally posted by youkostuff


- cutest baby ever !!

- stares at u 35/8

- ok sososo story time

- u guys have the same 4th period, which is math

- which is the subject u hate the most

- but hey samuel’s there like y would u complain abt that amiright

- anyways, when class is done, u kiddos have lunch

- so u put ur belongings away n u go to the big ass tree on the school’s courtyard

- and u just sit there, reading books n listening to music, eating ur homemade lunch everyday

- mr. kim here always looks at u while hanging out w his friends at the nearby bench

- u never notice his staring bc ur nose is all up in a book, like wow gOOD JOB (Y/N)

- lmaO ANYWAYS

- samuel comes up to u, and his friends r all like “dayum my boi” and ur like “heLLO”

- okok so samuel sits by u, and asks what ur reading, and ur like blahblahblah books yo, and then he’s like omg wow, w the biggest heart eyes (she just put heart eyes under my pic)

- so u guys just talk all lunch, until the bell rings, and ur both highkey sad, but don’t show it

- yall say ur goodbyes, and repeat the same thing the next day

- so one day, this lil dorky kid asks u out in the cheesiest way possible, he brings i flowers n chocolate and confesses, and just spills his heart out to u

- and u obviously accept his confession, bc shIT

- end of story time yo

- u guys cuddle a lot, like A LOT A LOT

- when u hold hands, he blushes dockekxksk

- his contact name for u is “my baby 🍰💘💕🌷”

- ur contact name for him is “sweetheart sam 💘😤🤦🏽‍♀️”

- y'all r legit the most cheesy yet cute couple at the school

- this bitch climbs up to ur balcony, and knocks on ur sliding door, just so he can cuddle w u like awawawaw

- study dates !!

- almost everyday after school yall go to a convenience store, and get a bunch of snacks for the study dates

- overall the most cutest, most sweetest bf ever, and i wish he won pd101 and i’m still salty abt it ☕️🐸


Originally posted by is-your-mac-fully-loaded

pls don’t repost w/o permission and credit, pls do not remove caption. pls like and reblog if you would like go see more of this content ! have a great day ! ☆〜(ゝ。∂)

anonymous asked:

How do some of the other skaters react to Minami's bf?

The Goods

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I got something you want @yuri-plisetsky

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
What the hell are you talking about @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I have something you really, really want @yuri-plisetsky

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
??? @yuurikatsuki

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Okay? What do you want? @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Katsudon pirozhki recipe @yuri-plisetsky

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
… deal @yuurikatsuki

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
What deal are you two making? @yuurikatsuki @yuri-plisetsky 

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Stuff @v-nikiforov

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Cough up what I want @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
@yuri-plisetsky
(Photo attached of Kenjirou making out with a taller guy in a hallway in his skates and Japan national team jacket)

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
OMG!!! @Ken_Minami I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
KATSUKI-SENSEI!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I needed the Plisetsky katsudon pirozhki recipe @Ken_Minami

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@+guanghongji+
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
Phone is dead but the bf said I can borrow his phone @yuri-plisetsky

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
GO KENNY! @Ken_Minami

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
Time to go die @yuurikatsuki @yuri-plisetsky @+guanghongji+

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Are you forfeiting tomorrow? @Ken_Minami

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
And here I was enjoying competing against you @Ken_Minami

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
YOU ARE PLAYING SO DIRTY, KATSUKI-SENSEI!!! @yuurikatsuki

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
@yuurikatsuki
did you get a good look at Kenny’s bf? Is he good looking?

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
He was okay? He was nice to look at? @+Leodela+

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
YOU WERE LOOKING AT OTHER MEN?! @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
@v-nikiforov You know I only have eyes for you -heart emoji-

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
-smiley face emoji- @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Have you eaten dinner yet? @v-nikiforov and I were just about to heard out @Ken_Minami

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
You and your bf are welcome to join us @Ken_Minami

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
Really? @yuurikatsuki

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
I’ll see if we have anything planned! @yuurikatsuki

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
I’ll physically teach you the recipe for more photos @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I’ll see what I can do @yuri-plisetsky

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
Send a couple my way! I’ll happy share some of the good stuff! @yuurikatsuki

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
Wait, @yuurikatsuki trades information for food recipes?

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@yuurikatsuki
also get secrets through his food @Mila-Babe

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
It’s a never-ending circle @Mila-Babe

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
No wonder he fits in so well…

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

  • *1st Month-ish of Dating*
  • *topic of sex comes up*
  • Me: so like I don't know it just...doesn't click with me? Like I think I'm a wall where most people are doors, like that whole "swinging one way" thing and I...don't think I even have a door.
  • Bf: are we...are you still talking about sex?
  • Me: was that not clear?
  • Bf: Uhm, no...and okay.
  • Me: But everything's been kind of confusing since I started liking you.
  • Bf: Huh...okay. Well we don't have to talk about it now.
  • Me: Err...okay?
  • *Four Months Into Dating*
  • Bf: so can I ask something?
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Bf: That wall thing from a few months back...?
  • Me: ...Yeah?
  • Bf: Are you still a wall, or..?
  • Me: I...don't think so? I think I'm more of a door, with a lock...and you've got a key?
  • Bf: Huh...okay. I was just thinking about it, we don't have to talk about it so soon, especially if you aren't completely sure yet.
  • Me: okay..?
  • *Now, six months into relationship*
  • Me: So yeah, about that, I'm like 99.99% certain I am a door with a lock and you've got the key.
  • Bf: So demisexual?
  • Me: ...Yes. How did you..?
  • Bf: I did like a shit ton of research when you first told me. You were explaining asexuality, but you said you weren't sure then, so I looked up other parts of asexuality. You're demi, is what you're saying, right?
  • Me: Yeah...you okay with that?
  • Bf: I'm okay with anything, so long as you're okay with it.
  • Me: Huh...well...okay then...how long have you..?
  • Bf: Mainly it was just a guess, I didn't want to ask if you were and upset you and seem like an idiot.
  • Me: You're not an idiot. But...wow, okay...You sure you're okay with that?
  • Bf: I would've been okay if you thought sex was disgusting. I love you, duh.
  • Me: Hah, I love you too.
  • MORAL IS: It's okay to be dating someone and confused about your sexuality. If they really love you, they'll accept you no matter what.

anonymous asked:

do you have any sasunaru fic recs?

WELL, if this isn’t the question of the century huh. I can rec the same few that i repeatedly do and hope you haven’t read them before but it is slim god damn pickings for these boys 

my all time forever favorite re-read at least 8999 times fic, Baker’s Dozen- http://archiveofourown.org/works/135253

what isnt broken can still be fixed-http://archiveofourown.org/works/87075

in good company + the sequel (not finished but regularly updates and also murders my fucking ass) - http://archiveofourown.org/works/1084115/chapters/2179921

Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke - http://archiveofourown.org/works/390357

an awkward position (this is actually about itachi and not really naruto and sasuke but its s good and also ace itachi rep w shark bf) http://archiveofourown.org/works/1103141

cultivate your hunger is an epilogue wound healer - http://archiveofourown.org/works/2589923

side note this is a fic i have been recced but have not yet read, so i have no idea if i will like it or if you will but its inosaku and sasnar http://archiveofourown.org/works/7933585


also the authors sowell (wrote T H I S W E S T E R N that i love) and brumalbreeze on ao3 have good stuff. Plus I always welcome u to feel free to stalk my ao3 bookmarks.. my username is cherryfizzies

anonymous asked:

This may be weird but can you do the gang reacting to Jughead bringing his bf to Pop's for the first time? I always see stuff for the ladies but hardly any for they gentlemen.

Jughead bringing his boyfriend to Pop’s would include:

  • Juggie reassuring you before you go in that his friends will love you no matter what
  • You eventually agree with him and march inside together and over to where the gang is
  • “Oh my god, Jug! You never told me he was so adorable!” Veronica gushed
  • “Oh shut it Ronnie.”
  • “Thanks Veronica.”
  • Kevin was super duper excited to have yet another gay friend, because hey, the more the merrier! 
  • Betty was well, Betty and she was suspicious of you at first 
  • but she warmed up like everyone else
  • Jughead grabbed your hand under the table and it immediately calmed your nerves
  • Archie had already met you when he walked in on you and Jughead in a makeout session in his room #awkward
  • by the end of the night you were well acquainted with all of your boyfriends friends and you never felt happier 

this is bad im sorry

bf! lee jeno!

my first time writing this kind so bear with me!! i hope this is good enough!! you can find the dreamies i’ve written at #bf series!!

• daily cute message!! cheesy i love yous and little reminders
•"have you eaten yet? don’t stay hungry!!! i love you!!“
•cycling dates by the han river?? idk it just popped out of my brain like he’d have a cycling race with you and he’ll always win and end with you pouting. he’ll always buy you something from the convenience store by the river to stop your pout from t a k i n g o v e r his conscious mind!!
•when he doesn’t feel competitive or energetic that day just fluffy soft jeno he’ll get one of the bicycles with the basket and seat at the back. y'know like those cliche anime love story bicycles?? yeah that and you’ll sit at the back and hug him while he cycles around with the breeze hitting you guys’s face
•most of the time he’ll invite you over to the dorm for a movie when you have no class and he’s got no schedule so you’re basically a regular at the dorm
•during the movie he’ll have you sit between his legs and you cuddle against him and feel his heartbeat while he presses his cheek against your head - bad explanation sorry lol
•the dreamies except renjun and mark will make choking noises at the back and have their forehead flicked courtesy of mark
•once in a while jeno tries to cook for you
•emphasis on try
•he can do the little finger food but when he wants to do stuff like frying and all he always asks mark for help and it all turns you know how then he goes to taeyong for help
•taeyong - “my little jeno has grown up into a fine man”/wipes tears/
•in class you two are seatmates and he would always your hand under the table while the teacher drones on
•sends you winks even though he’s right beside you and makes you all blushy and nearly forgets everything learned in class
•when lunchtime comes you guys would stay in class with a lunchbox between you guys that taeyong prepared
•you - “so pretty. lemme guess, taeyong again?”
•jeno - “eheh. at least i made the sandwiches and arranged it.” and you give him a kiss on the cheek as a reward and leaves him all smiley and blushy
•when dating jeno comes a package of jaemin and renjun being your best friends and reporters lol
•like they’d report embarrassing things he does in the dorm that jeno doesn’t tell you and you’ll slip in bits of it when you both talk and he’ll catch on and blush then bury his face in your hair and you giggle
•the two, usually jaemin, would send you memes he made with jeno’s candid pictures he took randomly and you’ll laugh your ass off
•when jeno finds out one day bc u set it as your phone wallpaper you said it was jaemin that made it and you were like rip jaemin stay alive my boy
•there’s also videos of jeno from renjun and they’re fluffy and soft af like renjun recorded a video of jeno eating and he asks renjun why he recording then renjun says it’s for you he shys away and tries to cover the camera
•like imagine jeno just woke up his hair all messy and sleepy smiles and sleepy eyesmiles when he tries to cover the camera makes you squeal
•basically boyfriend jeno is soft , fluffy and total boyfriend material!!!
hope this is nice!! thanks for reading!!

anonymous asked:

Hi do you know of any fics where either Keith or Lance are trans boys?

Hey there Anon!

These fics are in the collection, and ones that I have read myself:

Trans!Lance:

In English, Please - Anonymous

Word Count: 4, 943

Summary: Lance thinks he can get away with flirting with Keith if it’s in Spanish. Lance thinks if he says the words angrily enough no one will catch on to the ruse. Lance thinks his secret crush is safe. Lance, my friends, is very…very wrong.

Trans!Keith:

We’re Still Good - Qpenguin98

Word Count: 1, 913

Summary: He can feel Lance’s heartbeat, warm through the leather of his gloves.

It’s very quiet, for once Lance has nothing to say.

Below the cut are 41 fics that have been categorized into trans!keith, trans!lance, and trans!keith & trans!lance. Just so you know I haven’t read them myself, so read them at your own discretion:

Keep reading

Mistakes & Regrets (Angst)

Anonymous asked: Hi I love late nights BTW. Can you write a bts scenario (can be with any member) where he’s popular and you’re an outcast yet you guys are best friends anyways. You have a crush on him and you confess to him hut he rejects you, revealing that he has a girlfriend. His girlfriend starts bullying you because she hates you and she lies to her bf about it. Soon he starts distancing himself from you and you feel lonely. You can figure how the ending goes. :)))

Title: Mistakes & Regrets (V/Taehyung)
Genre: Angst, fluff (?)
Words:1776
Warning: Slight depiction of parasuicide and violence
A/N: I’m sorry this took long, lovelies. It was hard to think of a scenario but I got a brain fart recently so here goes! Anyway, it’s not that the same but I hope you’ll still like it. Enjoy!

Originally posted by jjks

You were harshly pushed against the locker. The pain stung on your back and you grimace.

“Worse things happen to people like you, you know,” Mina snickers and throws a punch at your stomach. For a pretty girl, this was unexpected but you knew better. You were her best friend, three months ago. You were always behind her, watching other kids beg for mercy.

Now you weren’t in the background. You were the puppet. You didn’t even dare to beg for mercy, you knew what you did. You goddamned confessed.

“Mina…” you groan once she stops the punches.

“Aww, is our little whore apologising?” she gives a bitter laugh as she slams a hand beside you, making your ears feel weird.

“I’m not…” you start to defend yourself but give up.

“You are.” she says, glaring daggers at you.

You weakly look at her.

“You…you tried to steal my boyfriend. Now, look what you made me do (Taylor Swift!), Y/N.“ she backs away, raising her arms. You wince not because of the pain but because of the memory of it all.

“My own best friend,” she growls. “After all these years, it comes down just because of a boy.”

“I’m sure you never expected him to tell me,” she laughs and bends down to pick your scattered papers. Mina starts tearing it one by one. You didn’t care already. “Because let’s face the facts, I’m not under the shadows like you. I’m not some submissive shit like you.”

That’s the last you hear before she slams your head hard on the locker. You crumple down the floor and your former best friend walks away. Your consciousness drifts away. You wished it would be like this forever.

You lost a lot these past three months. You lost two friends because you made a confession. What did you really expect? Him to leave her for you?


“Ready?” your mom looks at you from the driver’s seat. You look uninterested and fumble with your fingers. You hated talking to your shrink. He kept pestering you to take your meds and stop with the homeschooling.

“Y/N, ready?” your mom repeats and her worried tone pull you back. You hated making her worry. You hated the memory of her tear-stained face when you opened your eyes. You hated that you survived from your attempted suicide. You tried to kill yourself by overdosing. It didn’t work, you remember. Someone entered your house in time to rush you to the hospital. You didn’t remember who, though.

After the thirty-minute session with your shrink, you decided to wander around the hospital. You aimlessly walk around, until you see a figure walking towards you. Out of all the figures you have encountered, something about him made you look up and stare at him a bit longer.

Then, you recognise the perfectly chiselled face, the pink lips, the eyes. Taehyung.

You were too late. Taehyung ran in front of you. What was he doing here? Everything around you radiated anger. You were pissed off at him. You hated that he had to break your friendship with Mina. You hated that he had to make you an outcast after rejecting you. Taehyung was pain itself.

You bowed your head and started to run off but he grabs your shoulder. You stiffen at this but your heart rebelliously beats hard. Why did you still like him after everything?

“Y/N…” he says, you slowly turn around and his arm falls beside him. Touching your shoulder left a cold feeling in Taehyung’s hand.

What was he going to do now?

“Yes,” you say, forcing a smile. I’m fine, you mentally tell yourself.

Taehyung was taken aback by this. He suddenly realised how much he missed your smile. How much he missed the sound of your laughter echoing around the halls whenever he told you the cheesiest joke.

“Are you just wasting my time?” you say, your anger was showing. You didn’t care anymore. You were tired of caring anymore.

“N-no. What are you doing here?” he says, suddenly becoming curious. Sometimes, Taehyung felt like he had ADHD.

“You?” you say, also curious. Surely, Taehyung didn’t need help. He couldn’t be like you.

“My grandmother…” he scratches the back of his head.

You nod knowingly, “Okay. Bye.” You turn around and start for the exit. You had to get out. Fast.

“Wait, Y/N!” he runs reaching for your hand but once he got close enough, you pull it and face him again. He abruptly stops.

“Just leave, okay. You’ve done so much damage in my life, I need you to leave.” you firmly say, holding back tears. You leave Taehyung’s crestfallen face and you turn around and walk as fast as you can. You hated that your mom wasn’t there to fetch you. You walk a few miles away from the hospital when you hear a familiar female voice shout your name.

“Y/N!” Mina says as you turn to see the owner of the voice. “Is that you?”

You froze. Everything inside you said ‘Run’ but your body wasn’t following.

“My…you’ve grown,” she snickers. There were boys and girls behind her and they looked dangerous. You stiffen. Why was everyone walking into you?

“Huh? No greetings? No hellos? No ‘How are you’s?” she gives a sarcastic face.

You only give a whimper.

“Idiot. Stupid. Whore.” Before you knew it she was punching you in the face, repeating those three words. Her companions were cheering. You remember when you used to be one of them but you didn’t cheer or anything. You just watched.

You fell on the ground and you use your palm to hold your weight. You could feel blood trickling from your nose. Another mess, you had to clean before your mom comes home. Another lie to make.

Mina walks near you to throw a punch again but a hand stops her. You look up to see Mina with a horrified expression. She was looking at Taehyung who had a hard expression. You’ve never seen him this angry before, it was a bit unnerving.

“We’re over. Leave,” he says, letting go of Mina.

Mina trembles and reach for him but he backs away, “Taehyung, please. Let me explain.”

“So…it was you all along,” he bitterly laughs. “It was you who always left her on the halls. It was you who posted all those threats on her locker. You promised, Mina. You promised.”

Huh?

“Tae…jagi,” she whimpers, her mistake suddenly getting heavier and heavier. Regret rushes through her.

“Mina, you promised you’d change. You promised that if I leave Y/N. If I gave her the cold shoulder…If I reject her…” he says. Regret fills him too. How could he be so blind? How could he have traded his feelings for you for some…promise?

“Tae–”

“Leave. LEAVE.” Taehyung angrily says making Mina run away with her companion. Taehyung sighs at them and bends to help you stand up. He sits you on a bench nearby and cautiously sits beside you.

Both of you stare in front of you. You let the earlier conversation sink into you. You couldn’t believe it. Your feelings were mixed and you didn’t know what to do next.

“Thanks,” you softly say as to you really not knowing what to do or say.

“Oh…uh, welcome,” Taehyung becomes an awkward mess too. He looks at you and his eyes widen, “You’re nose is bleeding!”

His expression makes you giggle, “I know, I know. I’m fine.”

“No, you aren’t,” Taehyung scoops you over and carries you. You giggle and blush at this. Everything felt silly. Taehyung saving you from Mina brought back the feeling of comfort and safety inside you. Warmth bubbled inside you.

You let Taehyung carry you over to a startled nurse and he explains the situation. The nurse gestures the two of you over at an empty room that looked like a clinic. She attends to you and cleans off your nose and your bruises before leaving the two of you alone.

“I’m…sorry, Y/N,” Taehyung carefully says. He really was sorry. He regretted everything. He hated it.

You give a faint smile, “It’s okay. Not really…but I feel okay right now. Thanks.”

Silence falls between the two of you.

“I see a shrink, that’s why I was at that hall.” you break the silence. “I overdosed…you know. I just couldn’t take the guilt of taking you away from Mina. I couldn’t take the guilt of betraying her.”

“I know,” Taehyung lowers his head and you look at him.

“What?”

“I know you overdosed,” he says. Your eyes widen and everything around you freezes. Was he…? Was he the one who brought you to the hospital? “I was there. I’m  sorry I didn’t step up to see that as a sign of your suffering. I’m so so so sorry, Y/N.”

“You saved me twice, Tae,” you whisper. Louder, “But you left me a lot of times. I don’t know what to do.”

“Do you know how it felt to be alone? How it felt to lose your friends because of something you couldn’t prevent? Do you know how it felt to want to end your life? How it felt to be so cold from the loneliness?” you say, tearing up. The weight of everything was suddenly loosening. “I was so alone, Tae. I needed someone but everyone ran away from me. Everything felt so heavy, Tae. It hurt me so much. It was even more painful than overdosing myself or cutting myself. Everything hurts…”

You break down and Taehyung stands up to gather you in his arms and rub your back. He hums softly and lets you cry on his shoulder. You were happy that someone was finally offering a shoulder. That someone actually cared for you. You couldn’t actually comprehend the fact that someone was hugging you.

“If I had known…Y/N. If I had known…I wouldn’t have made those mistakes. I’m sorry,” he says and you bury your head in his shoulder. Taehyung felt terrible. If he had liked you back, why didn’t he reject Mina’s offer? Why didn’t he think of that?

“Y/N…you could always lean on me. You can tell me everything. I’ll be here for you,” he says when you break the hug and look at him. You smile through your tears and nod at this, “Me too, Tae. Me too. I’ll be here for you.”

If he could turn back time–if he had made a different choice–he would have been the best guy for you.

He smiles back at you and wipes your tears with the cuff of his sleeve and hugged you tightly again, silently vowing to never let you go again.