can i get down on u

i have a nightly ritual with my cat where i get up at midnight for a glass of water and pour out the bottom of the cup onto the table for him. this week has been way hotter than its supposed to be though so i decided to introduce him to ice

i put a cube down on the floor and he had no idea what the fuck he was dealing with, as far as he knows its a cold nugget that u can push but it hurts a lil to touch, and if u wait it makes good water

he kinda started circling it and pawing at it a lil like he wasnt sure whether it was an eating thing or a playing thing. eventually he figured out he could wait for it to melt a bit, then move it about an inch to the side and lick the water trail. hes just kinda been doin that for the past five minutes. my boys a smart

anonymous asked:

I saw u reblogged this post saying that water and earth risings are unapproachable. I'm a cancer rising and this is SO true but i rly dont know why. Can u explain ?

earth risings are unapproachable in a way because they can be quite intimidating. they are hard to read and usually have stiff expressions as first, and may even seem cold at first glance. but they will warm up as you get to know them. it’s just hard to get past that barrier

water risings are also quite intimidating, but it’s mainly because they are hard to pin down or place exactly. their energy is strong and they look deep into your eyes to read you or your intentions. they are also known for having stiff or unreadable expressions, so it can be hard to approach them at first

knuckle-duster  asked:

Yumikuri!

  • Who asks the other on dates: 

YMIR she trips over herself trying to get Historia to go out with her lmao

  • Who is the bigger cuddler:

Again, Ymir like u can’t tell me she’s not a clinger when it comes to Historia

  • Who initiates holding hands more often:

Historia! She goes right for it

  • Who remembers anniversaries:

They both do!

  • Who is more possessive:

YMIR but thats only openly. Historia can death glare like no one expects

  • Who gets more jealous:

Probably Ymir lol

  • Who is more protective:

They both are

  • Who is more likely to cheat:

NEITHER U BITE UR TONGUE

  • Who initiates sexy times the most:

HISTORIA

  • Who dislikes PDA the most:

Tbh they don’t care who’s there man if they wanna cuddle and hold hands and smooch in public they will

  • Who kills the spider:

Historia. Ymir’s like “f UCK THIS 8 LEGGED ABOMINATION I’M BURNING THIS PLACE DOWN” and Historia’s like “JFC ur dramatic” before putting it in a cup and letting it outside

  • Who asks the the other to marry them:

Well, I think we all know seeing as it’s CANON

  • Who buys the other flowers or gifts:

Ymir totally omg

  • Who would bring up possibly having kids:

Historia, super lowkey, but it’s more of “Hey guess what Ymir we have this whole Orphan farm,”

  • Who is more nervous to meet the parents:

WHAT PARENTS

  • Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry:

Ymir, she is banished to the couch 

  • Who tries to make up first after arguments:

Ymir! Actually I feel like they’d both work to it at the same time

  • Who tells the other they love them more often: 

Historia, who’s lost her too many times to not

anonymous asked:

Let's get to the juice 90s, I'm a 20 years old female, 5'1", like 115 lbs, dark hair and eyes, I think I'm ur type af probably. I'm cute as heck. I don't wanna marry u or anything but I wanna date the heck out of u and see how we get on. Here's the thing, ur kinda mean and I've always been scared to spark it up with u. I've followed and crushed on u for like 5 years now but u scare me. You were mean once before 👍 what u say tho? If I messaged u would u be nice

i wanted to e-date a girl that works at Outback Steakhouse, but she turned me down. Like, can you believe that? idk im probably way too emotionally damaged from that rejection to be interested in anyone new. i’d be nice but im not really interested in anything like that.

just date some nerd at Gamestop or something.

Reasons I lost my breath of the wild privileges
  • me: *jumps off the cliff when I find out I can jump*
  • me: *gets distracted by apples while chasing a specific horse for the last 20 minutes*
  • me: *accidentally uses arrows*
  • Also me: would you people calm the fuck down I got this *falls off the temple of time*

i went on one date with this girl and then she was like “hey things are getting serious with someone else so i like you but bye” so i was like “ok cool np” and now she’s texting me like talking about how guilty she feels for bailing on me and i don’t know what to say… like… live your life i can’t help you with this one

anonymous asked:

Do u think that demigods could get cancer? And if they could do you think it could be healed by nectar and ambrosia?

I think they can get cancer but its not as common. Ambrosia and Nectar can’t cure it. But it can slow it down enough where they still live a good life.

u do know my friends help me more then u right?  and u do know i do try on my art right?? i worked on my art for a good hor. + how can 1 draw when then just get put down. like really. YOU THINK UR HELPING ME. BUT UR JUST HURTING ME. can u pls. JUST BLOODY LEAVE ME???? i’m trying to make a story. im trying to help my friends. im trying to be happy, but i cant when i hav some 1 putting me down all the time.

so @awakening-dreams just pls. leave me.

listen either finn is gonna get w/ rey (interracial couple in a prominent film franchise, still relatively uncommon in modern media) or finn is gonna get w/ rose (interracial couple consisting of two people of color in a prominent film franchise, even LESS common in modern media) or finn is gonna get w/ poe (interracial QUEER couple consisting of two men of color in a prominent film franchise, unquestionably groundbreaking) so like, no matter who finn winds up with romantically, it’s all good, it’s all important from a representation standpoint, u can all have ur ship wars but i am excited to see who our lord and savior finn chooses and will support him no matter what

Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics

“I WANT A DOOR!”

“OH MY GOD, YOU WANT TO DO HIM. GET IT RIGHT.”

“I’m done, I’m so done. I can’t read this.” *Exits out* *waits thirty seconds* “FUCK IT.” *starts reading again*

“THE HELL D'YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! GET BACK IN THERE AND STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT.”

“Ugh I hate this… But I’m too invested.
F u c k.”

“There’s a time that everyone reaches in their lives where they think ‘nothing can be worse than this’. This fic is that time.”


“Oh, wait, nevermind, I found a worse one.”

“Why did he have to die?! I hate this story!… Time to recommend it to all my friends.”

“Your gay is showing.”

“Ha! You’re straight!? Okay, pal, so am I.”

anonymous asked:

Pls bullet point what you liked about the video

A post shared by Dan Howell (@danisnotonfire) on Mar 3, 2017 at 8:36am PST

  • it’s such a random slice of d+p’s day-in-the-life
    • like seriously… what lead up to this meme-y encounter?
    • i just like how this takes place in their house that they share together
    • like it just makes you think this ain’t the only shit they get up to
      • so many bants and lil pranks 
        • it’s so cute
  • there’s no explanation as to why they are holding hats
    • dan’s on the stairs to the gaming room.. but?
      • what video would they need the hats for????¿
      • is that the cowboy hat from the fanfic moment in tatinof lol
  • wait …is phil holding… a sombrero 
    • why does he have a sombrero…? ??
  • the anticipation before dan throws the hat 
    • like, you can just feel him go ‘>:D here’s my chance!!!’
    • how long was he waiting at the top of the stairs for
      • he must’ve given himself time to set up his camera and like, turn around .  
        • unless he had it all planned and ready
          • for some silly contribution to a meme ffs dan omg
            • did he practise throwing it or
  • phil totally oblivious as to what is about to happen
    • he’s just in his own world before the hat reaches him
      • he was totally fine and dandy 
        • he doesn’t deserve this
          • save phil 20k17
  • dan saying ‘what in tarnation’ really quickly before it turns into slow motion
    • gtg fast
    • how ironic
  • the Slow Motion™
    • i feel like it needs some classical music
    • like, it reminds me of this video too much
  • dan’s booming laugh? in slow mo? 
    • amazing
  • the hat’s impact 
    • it like bounces all around phil’s head but doesn’t land
      • it like dances around that beauty wow
    • i love the tufts of phil’s fringe that go everywhere
      • and then just fwoosh’s downwards
  • phil’s recoil in slow mo
    • at first he’s just frazzled looking down/around/behind him
    • but then he sees where the hat actually came from
    • and immediately aims his gaze @ dan
      • he has to live with this lil shit jfc
      • save phil 20k17 x2
  • as phil looks up his fringe follows  behind
    • it’s so LONG
      • i didn’t know his fringe was that long
        • it looks like it’s just gonna fly off his head
          • first dan’s eyebrow in the horse selfie and now this
  • he’s still looking around at this point 
    • he’s like ‘? ?? ? ?  where??? what??’
  • the 😟 look he gives dan
    • it’s as if he’s saying ‘why’
    • it feels like this isn’t the first time something like this has happened
    • save phil 20k11o01029432348 x3
  • the quiet lil snort before dan talks
    • i lov u
      • idk if that was d/p but i lov u
  • THE Z O O M IN ON PHIL’S LIL FACE
    • HE’S like STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT JUST HAPPENENDN FKFKKFDSFKDSSDK
  • dan saying ‘almost’
    • u can hear the lil chuckle in his voice 

overall, pure wholesome content funny banterful interaction 10/10 would watch 5 more times i hope phil gets his revenge soon


i probably missed some things but that’s off the top of my head
thank you for giving me the chance to share this break down of the video

feel free to share reasons why u loved it too

i cant wait for dnp to get married and make a golden future for themselves just… lying in bed wrapped in soft blankets and love warmer than anything listening to quiet music and watching the clouds move by their window bc they have to be floating at this point..

9

former stars of the musical “hamilton” in “the get down”

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favorite scenes of all time: free people being free || the get down (s01e11; “Only From Exile Can We Come Home”)

new york is my canvas.

//takes a deep breath

ARTHUR WEASLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES AND CERTAINLY THE MOST UNDERRATED OF HARRY’S FATHER FIGURES ok this man:

  • is so passionate about his job and supporting muggle rights that he doesn’t give two shits abt his reputation as a blood traitor even tho it’s apparently the reason he never got promoted at the ministry
  • wrote the book on why u should not enchant muggle objects and literally has a shed full of flying vehicles and shit that he hopes his wife doesn’t find out about??? lmao what a rebel?? i love this guy
  • was concerned about harry before he even met him because ron was worried that he wasn’t responding to letters and when harry came to stay he totally could have been like ‘shit another mouth to feed’ but was really really happy that harry was there and safe??? ‘pls sit next to me at dinner, child, i need to ask you ten thousand questions about muggles’
  • like he was actually the first adult ever besides maybe hagrid to sit there and ask for harry’s opinions and recognize that he had knowledge and thoughts to offer im crying
  • fixed harry’s glasses for him after they broke in the floo ;-;
  • gave zero fucks about what everyone else thought should be done and told harry about sirius black bc he wanted this kid to be aware and safe as possible??
  • dragged the dursleys for not treating their nephew like a human being (and destroyed their living room what a great moment tbh)
  • gives advice that harry remembers years later bc he respects this kind ginger man so much ‘don’t trust something that can think for itself if u can’t see where it keeps its brain’
  • (lol remember that one time molly was upset about death eaters at the quidditch world cup and he made her some tea and then was like ‘i think this needs some whiskey too trust me i’m a doctor’)
  • agreed that harry should be told certain things about the resistance because he knew harry was competent and intelligent enough to handle it but like also kept in mind that harry was a kid in the middle of a war
  • took harry to work with him and made sure he got to his hearing on time and distracted him and ‘smiled at him encouragingly’ when he knew he was nervous im dying this was so sweet
  • was part of the group who threatened the dursleys to keep their hands and shitty attitudes away from harry and he was so ‘light’ and ‘pleasant’ abt it omg this dude was throwing so much shade
  • was ready to fight scrimgeour with remus when the minister wanted to get harry alone and harry had to be like ‘omfg stand down pls’
  • ‘am i about to discover where you, ron, and hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of fred and george’s shop?’ … ‘how did you-?’ …  ‘harry, please. you’re talking to the man who raised fred and george’
  • never raised his voice except for that one time he told a fully trained auror to back the hell off and get out of his way so he could see his injured son and harry literally thought ‘holy shit’ it says so right there in the book u can check
  • fought in the battle of hogwarts and after fred and harry had been killed he went into full on rage mode and teamed up with percy to fuck up the minister for magic
  • owns chickens

bonus: 

‘madame delacour glided forward and stooped to kiss mrs. weasley too. “enchanteé,” she said. “your ‘usband ‘as been telling us such amusing stories!” mr. weasley gave a maniacal laugh; mrs. weasley threw him a look, upon which he became immediately silent and assumed an expression appropriate to the sickbed of a close friend.’

anonymous asked:

Um it's 2017... Kind of embarrassing to still be a larrie after all this time, just saying

the year is 2017. the one direction hiatus has been taking a toll on all of us. each day, we wait anxiously for the news of the revival of the band. however, there are more problems lingering in the shadows of the news of solo projects and movie premieres…. what is the state of larry? are they still together? larries began to disappear all over the world. the antis, houies, and ex larries scour the internet, finding any traces of larries remaining on this site. the survivors are strong, but they are constantly in danger of the lurkers finding their blog and anonymously attacking them. 

i sit in my room, looking at my blue and green watch, wondering when this will all end. when will we be free? when will louis and harry be free? i shed a tear thinking about the state of the fandom, and the world.  i hear a knock on my door, interrupting my train of thought. startled, i shove the watch back in my sock drawer, not wanting to expose myself as a larrie for having these colors as part of my wardrobe. it was nestled along with my rainbow bear and leeds festival bracelet, the surviving artifacts after the anonymous figures invaded my neighborhood. i got away unscathed last time, but my close friend deactivated. i needed to maintain my secret, in fear of the repercussions of being a larrie in this day and age. 

i open my door to a figure, hidden in the shadows, features obscured by the darkness. i swallow my anxiety in the silence. ‘who are they?’ i wonder. the figure reaches into their pocket and holds up a phone, open to my blog. my eyes dart from the phone, to the faceless figure, unsure of how they found out. i shake in fear. then i hear the sentence; the sentence that every larrie fears… “damn r u a larrie?” they say. i scream, slamming the door. my heart is pounding. how did they find out? i’ve been so careful.

they began pounding against my door, attempting to kick it down. i can hear their angry yells from behind the door. “AIMH was 6 years ago! get over it! louis has a child! harry and kendall are my otp!” i run to my wall and touch my one direction poster, hand lingering in between harry and louis. “i’m doing this for you.” i close my eyes and take a deep breath, accepting my fate as the door abruptly gets knocked down.

i feel the presence move closer to me. i knew this was the end. i braced myself for my demise, when suddenly, i heard a ping from my phone and the phone of my attacker. i slowly opened my eyes and saw the faceless figure unlock their phone. i did the same. what i saw shocked me… it was a tweet… from louis to harry. what? how could this be? i look back at my attacker, mouth agape and eyes wide.

they murmured under their breath, “@Harry_Styles happy birthday mate! have a sick night.” we stood in silence, the pounding of our hearts and our deep breathing filling the room. they look back up at me, expression unreadable. they placed their phone back in their pocket, and walked out of the room with their shoulders hunched. i never saw the mysterious figure again.

and that is the story about how i’m surviving, as a larrie, in 2017. thank you louis, your tweet saved my life. the end.

anyways I love Isabela because if you’re dating Anders, and you get into Act Three she’s like “Hawke, you should come sail away on my pirate ship with me” and if you say “What about Anders?” she goes “of course Anders can come too!” with no hesitation

like

THANK U. ALMOST EVERY OTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAS STUCK THEIR NOSE INTO MY RELATIONSHIP AND SAT ME DOWN AND WARNED ME ABOUT HOW AWFUL THE MAGE™ IS AND HOW I SHOULD LEAVE HIM.

And here’s Isabela, who accepts it no questions asked, and it’s so goddamn refreshing, thank the Maker for Isabela, my Hawke’s true best friend