can i get a follow

The signs as WTNV proverbs

Aries: “There’s a difference between your, you’re, and yarn. Yarn isn’t even pronounced the same way. It’s a completely different word.”

Taurus: “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say your mother’s in the hospital? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do? Listen, I’ll drive you over there. We’ll leave right now. Grab a coat, it’s a little cold out. I’m so sorry.”

Cancer: “You won’t sleep when you’re dead, either.”

Leo: “At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.”

Virgo: “You can’t get blood from a turnip. Listen you need some blood? I can totally get you some blood. Set that turnip down and follow me to the blood. There’s a lot of blood.”

Sagittarius: “Ignore all the haters telling you that everything isn’t a sandwich. Everything is a sandwich.”

Aquarius: “Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you’re covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you’re an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you’re an earthworm, actually.“

Capricorn: “Soccer is also commonly known as football, Canadian baseball, American football, violent jogging, and World War II.”

Gemini: “Everything that happens, happens for a reason. Except ostriches. What the hell, man?

Libra:  “Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these?”

Pisces:  “Listen, I’m not a hero. The real heroes are the people that point out to us when protesters have smart phones, thus invalidating all concerns.”

Scorpio: “Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again…”

Special edit to celebrate the Robron wedding! Finally they can call each other ‘Husband’! All of us had faith that these two would get their happy ending, and I know we’re not there yet! But this is such a big step towards that road to happiness forever! There are still dark times ahead of us, but for now we should think about this beautiful wedding! And how they made it so perfect! They have come such a long way to where they are now and I couldn’t be prouder! They showed me over and over again what true love looks like! It might not be a fairytale one, but at least it’s a real one (if you ignore all the kidnapping, deaths, shootings…) They have proven to so much people that love is love, no matter who you are! I’m not only proud of Robron but I’m also super proud of emmerdale who made it happen! Who sometimes really annoyed me by keep on giving them hard times, but if I look back at it I love the bumpy road! And of course Danny and Ryan who are the perfect actors to portray these two characters with so much dept! We couldn’t be luckier!

But we should also be thanfull for this fandom (I know I am) because through the good and the bad we sticked together! We embraced everyone and never let anyone feel alone! That’s what I’m so proud of, so I want to say thank you to all my sweet people out of here who walk with me through every episode! I love y’all so so much!

Here’s to Robron (as husbands), to emmerdale (and its awesome cast & crew) and to our fandom!

Here’s to us!

Okay but like, headcanon that Pidge took a bunch of spare tickers and reprogrammed them in her spare time to act like rudimentary smartphones for all of them. She programs a space twitter onto it and everyone is instantly hooked


Lance: Hah, look guys! Keith only has six followers on Space Twitter, how lame!

Keith: Lance, there’s only six other people on the ship.

Lance: Pfft whatever mullet, still lame.

Keith: *goes to Lance’s page, hits unfollow* Hey guys, Lance only has five followers on Space Twitter, how lame.

Lance: KEITH!!!!

you’re walking in the woods. there’s no one around and your blaster’s dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him: kylo ren.

  • portal: probably like 15-20 minutes long in its entirety
  • portal 2: get ready to devote your entire weekend to learning GLaDOS' tragic back story

“I don’t like girl groups because they always do cute concepts.”
“They always have to do a sexy concept or a cute concept.”
“Girl groups always dress like sluts.”

So what you’re telling me is that you’ll watch this:

Originally posted by got7--af

 But not this:

Originally posted by amautifect

And you’ll watch this:

Originally posted by thisisjustforfunval

But this is too much:

Originally posted by euaeren

This is okay:

Originally posted by coldbloodedseventeensquirrel

But this is too cute:

Originally posted by parkflorida

You’re okay with this:

Originally posted by stayingmintyfresh

But this is slutty:

Originally posted by seoulstone

Male groups can do all the hip thrusts and can take their shirts off anytime they want, but a girl group does something even remotely sexual and it’s bad.
Male groups can do cute concepts and aegyo 25/8, but if a girl group is super adorable, it’s too much and they’re trying too hard.
I don’t understand.

Note: I’m not throwing shade at any of these groups. It isn’t the groups that I dislike, it’s the hypocritical people that will watch all these guy groups, but then shit talk girl groups.

For my followers...