can i get a beep beep

Exo as shit my groupchat says v.4

Xiumin: “Winter Heat makes me wanna go outside in booty shorts and stripper heels”

Suho: “can’t tutor smol children if u are full of shit u feel me”

Yixing: “oh like feet shoes”

Baekhyun: “pcy might be a bow legged fuckboy but i still want him to split me open”

Chen: “Yas stands for Yay! A Sexslave”

Chanyeol: “dickscapades”

D.O: “your head will be touch screen when i whack you”

Kai: “BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S JONGIN O’CLOCK”

Sehun: “you’re just tryna get them bootypics wow stop using me for my body″

4

Hey guys so I was hesitant about making this post but this conversation pushed me to it. @divinedavivii is trying to get people to donate $1300 so they can support the pet trade and buy a bird from a bird store. They’re sending the exact same message to people to get us to reblog it, which has the tone of attempting to guilt us.

Here is the post: http://divinedavivii.tumblr.com/post/154164698623

Whenever someone says something to them, they get hostile, like the above conversation.

I’m making this post so people avoid this scam and do not support what they are doing. It sucks that animals are sold in pet stores, but we need to do our best to not support it, especially when it is so much money. It is extremely fishy that they’re claiming they have no luck with finding rescues, when they live in NY, which is full of them.

If they ask you to reblog it, just avoid it. Even if it’s not a scam, it’s still not a good thing to support.

Thank you :)

What Kyle was (probably) like when he was alive:

OK I NEEDED TO DO THIS IM SORRY

- he was totally on the football team

- a giant dork

- he drummed on every flat surface

- was a fuckin’ sweetheart who helped everyone

- in addition to Toto, listened to r&b/rap
- “give me that - toot toot - give me that - beep beep””i’m gonna kick you out Kyle”

- danced in his boxers and socks

- go to car guy

- tutored others part time

- hella athletic

- sang Fergie when cleaning

- wore layers and layers when cold

- “call me mr flinstone i can make your bedrock””god Kyle get a girlfriend”

- called everyone bro or dude

- did everyone’s laundry

- frisbee all day every day

- never told anyone what happened at home

- liked looking at art

- sweaty football practice

- “l-l-l-l-lick me like a lollipop…”

- mumbled under his breath

- sarcastic comments

- lots of nights alone when the boys went out

- ‘studying’

- more like procrastinating

- “g-l-a-m-o-r-GAH I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE WAS HERE”*holds duster to chest*

- blushed super easy

- “she moves her body like a cyyyclone””dude wtf”

- embarrassed his frat brothers

- all the time

- to the point where they left him places

- tried ‘dancing  sexy’ and failed

- cooed over dogs

- “i want your body…need your body…as long as yo with me don’t need nobody…”

- took lots of instagram pics

- dank tons of Starbucks

- Toto jam sessions

- trying to be a wingman

- “you like  the barteeeeeeenderrrrr””really T-Pain, Kyle, really?””you do”

- complaining about how buildings were built

- going on a 3am milkshake run

- HE  WAS A FUCKIN DORK

  • Hajime: Fine, I’ll take you all to building 5
  • Nico: I get to make the car sounds!
  • - group starts walking-
  • Nico: Nnnyyyyyeeeeeeeehh beep beep beep EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • - group stops-
  • Nico: Oops…sorry
  • Hajime: Well now you’ve done it. You went and made the brake noise. Now we can’t go anywhere. You really screwed up this time
Live (Part 2/2)

Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Summary: Reader is alive! Reader learns about the aftermath of the Civil War and has a serious discussions with Tony and Peter.

A/N: This wasss all one fic, but I split it up because it was getting really long and worked better in 2 parts. Hope you like it. This is the last part. Be prepared for a fluffy as shit ending! (I hate endings)

Beep… Beep… Beep…

I groaned. What the fuck is that annoying beeping? Am I in a hospital?

“Y/N? Babe?” Peter’s voice came from right next to me, “Are you awake?”

I cracked open my eyes, but the lights were too bright. “P-peter. Th-the lights.”

“Oh, sorry!” He chirped, “FRIDAY, can you turn down the lights a little?”

“Yes, Mister Parker.” The AI responded. “Shall I notify Mr. Stark that Miss Stark is awake?”

“Yes, please.” I called out, voice cracking, “Thank you, FRIDAY.” I looked around. I was at the compound. Not prison?

“You’re welcome, Miss Stark.”

Peter sat on the side of my bed and grabbed my hand, “How are you feeling?”

“How am I alive?” I asked, eyeing his water bottle on the side table. “I truly thought I was going to bleed out. I was bleeding out of my mouth.”

“It… It was touch and go for a bit,” Peter answered, looking down at our hands, “You flat lined. On the way to the compound.” He squeezed my hand a little, breathing shaky. “They revived you, but you wouldn’t wake up. Even after your surgeries, after your transfusion, and after you were in the clear.”

“How long have I been asleep?” I asked, furrowing my brows.

“Almost a month.” He handed me the water bottle so I could take small sips.

A MONTH?” I shrieked, almost dropping the water bottle before Peter caught it and put it on the table. “What happened after the fight? Where is Rhodey? Where is my team? Why am I at the compound and not in prison? What about school?”

“Y/N,” He interrupted, placing his hand on my cheek, “calm down, baby. Your dad will explain when he gets here.” He leaned his forehead against mine, gently brushing his fingers along my jaw, “Please don’t ever almost die, again. I won’t be able to take it.”

I placed my hands along his forearms, a small smile forming on my lips, “I will try. No promises. I like to keep you on your toes.” I leaned up, brushing my lips against his. Then, I pulled back and grimaced, “My lips are all chapped.”

He chuckled, kissing my lips again, “You almost died. You technically did die. I think your chapped lips are the least of your worries.” He leaned down, gently nuzzling his face into my neck and wrapping his arms carefully around me. “I love you.”

I kissed the side of his head, wrapping my arms around his shoulders, “I love you, too.”

“Alright, alright, get off my daughter, Parker.” My father’s voice came from the doorway. “I need to talk to her.”

Peter gave me one last kiss and left the room, leaving me alone with my dad. Am I supposed to still be pissed at him? Because I really want to cry and hug him, right now. I felt tears start to form in my eyes, “Dad-”

“Not another word.” He said sternly, walking over to my bedside, replacing where Peter was. A tear escaped my eye, and suddenly, I was in my dad’s arms, face pressed against his chest. “Don’t you ever scare me like that ever, again!” His face was in my hair, and I could feel his tears in my hair, “I thought I was going to lose you. My baby girl.”

I wrapped my arms around his torso as sobs escaped, tears staining his tee shirt, “I’m sorry, dad.” I tightened my arms, and surprisingly, my ribs didn’t protest that much. After a few minutes, I started to calm down and felt my breathing go back to normal. “Not to complain, but why am I not in prison? Why am I at the compound?”

“Because you are a minor and I will be fucking damned if I see my baby girl in prison.” He said, leaning back and wiping his face. His under eyes were dark and he looked like he hadn’t gotten a decent sleep in a long time. “I’m sorry, but I had to sign for you. It was the only way to keep you from being sent to that prison.”

I shook my head, “We will talk about that later. How is Rhodey? What happened after I got hurt?”

As he explained, my heart broke. My poor, Uncle Rhodey had been severely hurt from a fall, and was struggling with physical therapy. Natasha was gone, hunted because she decided to help Steve and Bucky – who also could not be found, after my father found out that The Winter Soldier had killed my grandparents and he had shot off Bucky’s metal arm and fought with Steve. Everybody was split up. My family was split up and gone.

“Dad…” I sighed after he told me about the note Steve had sent him, and how everyone had gotten broken out of prison by Steve, “when I was little, before mom died and sent me here, she used to talk about you all the time. She used to talk about how you had the biggest heart, but were so stubborn that it made it hard for people to see it.” I took a deep breath, taking his hand, “I don’t care if you signed or not. Shit, I don’t care if you signed for me, anymore. Just make things right with the team. They love you, and I know you love them, too.”

He let out a deep breath, shifting so he was sitting cross legged on my hospital bed with my feet off to one side, still holding my hands, “I don’t know if they will want to hear it after what I did to Bucky and Steve.”

“You were hurt.” I decided to re-quote what I had said to Bucky by the car before the fight, “’Hurt people hurt people. People hurt others as a result of their own inner strife and pain.’ You were hurt and upset with Bucky because The Winter Soldier killed grandma and grandpa. What you have to understand is that they are not the same person. You need to have some empathy and forgive Bucky for what The Winter Soldier did.” Before he could argue, I held up a hand. “I know that The Winter Soldier killed your parents, and I cannot even imagine how you feel, but Bucky needs help. He needs help getting rid of The Winter Soldier.”

He was silent. Processing what I had just said. His eyebrows were pulled together, and he stared out the window. After a few minutes, a small smile formed on his face, “You really are the fruit of my loins. You are smart, insightful, great looks, a genius-”

“But I am not narcissistic.” I cut him off, smiling. “So maybe I take after mom.”

He scoffed, “You’re hilarious.” He pulled me close, again, rubbing my back gently, “Don’t ever scare your old man like that ever again, and I will see what I can do about that forgiveness and empathy you were talking about, okay?” He stood up, “I have to go to the lab and work on a few things… Now, I’ll let your Spider-Boy come back in here, but you have to promise me that no funny business is about to be had in this compound. I’ll make FRIDAY tell me if there is a little hanky-panky going on in here, okay?”

I rolled my eyes, groaning, “Oh my God, you freak. I just woke up from a coma.”

“That hasn’t stopped your attitude!” He called as he walked out of the room.

Peter came in shortly after, holding a small Iron Man teddy bear, “I brought this for you.”

I grinned, “No Spiderman?”

“You’d be surprised how much they are lacking in Spiderman merchandise.” He joked, sitting next to me on the bed, handing me the bear, “So, I have something serious to tell you.”

“Oh man, something serious.” I grabbed his hands, pulling them close to my chest and putting my chin on top of them, “Do tell.”

He took a deep breath, pulling his eyebrows together and staring at our entwined hands, “Th-this is pretty heavy. Prepare yourself.” He looked back up at me, “When I found you bleeding and gasping, I felt like my whole world stopped. I was scared that I was going to watch you take your last breath.” He swallowed thickly, looking out the window, “It made me realize just how much I can’t live without you. I know we are still young, but you don’t think about those kinds of things until it stares you in the face.” Looking back up at me, he gently pulled our hands over and kissed the top of my hands, “I love you.”

Tears were blurring my vision, and I leaned forward, wrapping my arms around his shoulders, nuzzling my face into his neck, “I love you, too.” I sniffed, “I’m sorry I scared you.”

He chuckled, “At least you’ll have a cool looking scar, now.” He turned his head, kissing my temple, “That’s hot.”

A laugh escaped me, and I leaned back, wiping my tears, “Shut up and kiss me.”

He leaned so our foreheads were touching, moving his hands to my waist, “You just want me to get beat up by your dad.” With a smile, he pressed his lips against mine, moving his hands around my waist to pull us closer together.

“HEY!” My father’s voice came over the sound system, “I SAID NO HANKY-PANKY!”

____

Hope you liked it! I had the flu when I wrote this, so if it sucks… TOO BAD lol

Unfortunately, in regards to pet care, we can only improve things to a certain extent sometimes. If I ask for advice on how to deal with x problem but I say have limited solutions, I expect answers in regards to my specific issue and situation, not generalized “rehome” or “get a separate enclosure” answers, because 1. I may not want to do that and 2. it may not be able to do that. 

Petblr needs to be way better at understanding this. Not everyone’s information is correct, or the best way. Regarding certain husbandries there are many ways to do things, and it’s sometimes hard to figure out which one is the best or “right” one, especially if you’re getting different advice from multiple experienced people. This is not talking about things like feeding your cats/dogs vegan diets or your parrots seed. This is talking about husbandries like fish where it is much more subjective. 

This doesn’t mean you’re not willing to listen to advice just because you consider multiple people's’ advice. It actually makes you better because you’re not just taking one person’s advice as gospel! 

So I can’t get this thing out of my head so I had to write it.

Spoiler warning for Supergirl 2x11 and based on this picture where Chyler is being an awesome troll.

Please leave a message after the beep. (Beep)

Hey Maggie, it’s Alex. (quiet laugh) Look, I know we have plans to have lunch today, but something’s come up and I have to take a rain check. (long exhalation) We’re on lock down to keep an alien from escaping into the populace. Standard protocol while we re-capture it. (sigh) Look, I… Kara has this thing where, when things get a little hairy, she doesn’t, she doesn’t like to leave things unsaid, you know? When her planet exploded, she just didn’t get a chance to say… things… Anyway, I just wanted you know the last few weeks have been the happiest in my life. (deep breath) I think I fall a little more for you every day. And I know, I know, this is way too soon and it’s going to scare you and I’m going to send you running for the hills, but… I… I love you… I need you to know if, if… (sigh) I just didn’t want to leave that unsaid. And you know, Kara has done this to me about a million times (nervous laugh) and everything is always okay and I’m going to regret this because I’ll have worried you and scared you away for nothing. I should probably have Winn delete this so… (muffled voice) I have to go. I’ll see you soon, Sawyer.

dating calum would include
  • so MUCH cuddling
  • “i’m taking a picture of you”
  • “why”
  • “i love you”
  • so many casual i love you’s
  • soft guitar playing if you couldn’t get to sleep
  • not needing to talk when you’re together
  • resting on your head on his chest
  • him writing songs about you
  • a loooot of emotional sex
  • him slapping your ass casually
  • him smiling that angel smile when you’re mentioned
  • “fuck, i can’t get enough of you.”
  • when you’re sad saying “beep boop beep” and poking your nose
  • cuddling on the tour bus in his bunk
  • hickies
  • “princess”
  • kisses tasting like nicotine
  • all your clothes soaked with his cologne
  • “you’re all i want, baby”
  • his pretty brown eyes always staring at yours 
  • “you’re so fucking beautiful”
  • plump lips against yours just imagine it
  • those strong arms wrapped around your waist when you’re in public
  • just being in love

michael

i had a dream @pinesinthewoods created a fic about ford and dipper being locked out of the basement and then theres some poisonous gas that starts emiting from under the door like someone purposefully did something with it

ford was like
inviting dipper into the basement to check on something
and he presses his watch which should open the vending machine but it doesnt
“must be finally busted.”
so he manually enters the code and the number pad pulses a red light with the “incorrect” buzz noise
and he starts getting really annoyed and worried
“i never thought i’d ever have to use this but i’m grateful i have it on me anyway. can’t be too prepared.”
sweating, he pulls a proximity card out of his coat pocket and holds it up in front of a key access reader on the vending machine, hoping for a green light with a beep and the click of it being unlocked. it still beeps to show that it’s been read, but the access key isn’t resonating with the lock and there is no click.
he just shifts into a panic

but the funniest thing was it wasn’t like, a visual episodic sorta thing, it was like i dreamt of actually reading it on Ao3 and it was actual words (which i then envisioned like you normally do when you read) but..apparently i fell asleep INSIDE my dream. i was in the deeper dream, wherein i was walking through some kinda strange overgrown ruins on a sunny day with a group of classmates(?) and i was on my phone trying to read the next chapter but the words keep getting scrambled like some dyslexia kinda thing and i was like “shit must be dreaming i can hardly recall anything about this”. then i woke up from my deeper dream into my milder dream where i was able to clearly recall some plot of the story

anyway theres some ficlet material you can use that manifested from my own strange brain just give a shoutout to me if u actually do make it

Stuck in a (freaking gigantic) helicopter with no pilot - Part 1

Leo: GUYS OUR PILOT IS GONE I THINK WE’RE GOING TO DIE!

Aries: Oh come on Leo, we’re not going to die.

Cancer: How do you know that, Aries?? Huh? HUH?

Aries: W-Well…there’s some parachutes over there…and…and…STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, CANCER! *slowly backs away*

Aquarius: Guys, don’t argue! Arguing never solves anything!

Capricorn: I agree. Can’t we all just be friends?

Scorpio: Apparently not. Now how about we get back to the fact that WE ALL MIGHT DIE?!

Cancer: *still giving Aries the death stare* DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, ARIES?! DO YA? DO YA? DO YA???????

Taurus: Cancer, calm down…

*hears beeping*

Pisces: What’s that beeping?

Cancer: It’s probably Aries’ Stupid Signal going off.

Aries: HEY!

Sagittarius and Virgo: Okay, Cancer, Aries, stop fighting! And that beeping noise is the fuel gauge!

Gemini: What’s wrong with the fuel gauge?

Virgo: We’re on E!

Libra and Pisces: WELL MAYBE “E” MEANS… “EXTRA FUEL!” :D

Everyone: *stares* NO IT MEANS “EMPTY.” WE’RE OUT OF FUEL!

Libra: Oh…

Virgo: Okay, how about we just call for help! Gemini, grab the radio!

Gemini: Okay! *grabs radio, gives it to Virgo*

Virgo: Okay…let’s call for help. *calls*

Aries: Good! And while you’re at it, how about you call the “Crybaby Center” because that’s where Cancer belongs!

Cancer: WHY YOU LITTLE–

Pisces: OKAY, ARIES, CANCER, THAT’S ENOUGH! Stop fighting! Why can’t we just get along for once? This could be our last moment with each other! Right, Leo?

Leo: Right!

Guy on radio: Radio to chopper 7204, radio to chopper 7204.

Virgo: YES! That’s us!

Everyone: ANSWER IT!

Virgo: OKAY! Gosh! *answers radio* HELP THIS IS CHOPPER 7204, I’M STUCK HERE WITH 11 OF MY FRIENDS AND THEY’RE SO ANNOYING AND WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO LAND THIS THING BECAUSE LEO KNOCKED OUR PILOT OUT THE WINDOW!

Leo: HEY!!! *realizes what happened earlier* Oh wait…

Guy on radio: Okay okay, calm down, just tell me where you are.

Virgo and Gemini: WE’RE IN THE HELICOPTER!

Everyone: *facepalm* NO DUH!

Guy on radio: I REALIZE THAT. I just need to know where your location is!

Aquarius: Look down!

Virgo: *looks down* Okay, I see some land, I also see a high school, and on the ocean to my right, I see…*radio disconnects and flies out the window* A RADIO PLUMMETING TO EARTH?!

*Everyone is in shock*

Leo: YEP. WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~End of Part 1~

(Yes, this is based off of the Drake & Josh episode.)

The smoke detector's battery is dying late at night. Send your muse's response.
  • "I can't reach it, can you?"
  • "I can't reach it either..."
  • "I can't reach it either... Here, get on my shoulders."
  • "I'll get it."
  • "Why is it still beeping?!"
  • "Where are the fresh batteries?"
  • "There are no batteries."
  • "Can't it wait until morning?"
  • "____ it's 2 AM there is no way I can sleep with that beeping."
  • "Maybe we could just reset it... OW... OW... That's even louder!"
  • "Didn't we just change the batteries?"
  • "That was months ago."
  • "Okay... I think I fixed it." *beep* "Come on!"
  • "No, the solution is not smashing the smoke detector."
  • "There, I fixed it. Good night."

beep beep hello everyone !! i’m blaise (19, est, she/her) and i’m honestly super pumped to introduce you guys to my fave boy mikhail. i balance two jobs with being a full time student so my time on here will probably be erratic since i pop in whenever i can ( which will be daily ) but what i lack in time i will make up in enthusiasm !! ok so bc i have tendency to ramble 9/10 times so for right now i’ll introduce you all to my broody bean boy mika

but yesif you read this all then i love u and bless ur soul. feel free to hmu if you wanna plot or just like this and i’ll shoot u a message

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Best moment in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Finn: Just between the two of us, I’m not with the resistance…
BB-8: *rolls back in shock*
Finn: I’m just trying to get away from the First Order, but if you tell her where your base is, I can get you there first.
Rey: *pops up from underneath Millennium Falcon* Hand me that pilot rench. *To Finn* So where is your base?
Finn: Go ahead, tell her BB-8.
BB-8: *Looks at Finn, looks at Rey, looks Finn, looks at Rey.* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP.
Rey: The Ilemiam System? *goes back underneath Millennium Falcon*
Finn: Yea the Ilemiam System! *Looks at BB-8 and thumbs up*
BB-8: *sticks out blowtorch shaft and ignites the end of it to replicate a thumbs up back at Finn.

anonymous asked:

I'm your basic average girl And I'm here to save the world You can't stop me Cause I'm Kim Pos-si-ble There is nothin I can't do When danger calls Just know that I am on my way(know that i am on my way) It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble If ya just call my name Kim Possible Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me When ya wanna page me it's okay I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring Doesn't matter if it's day or night Everything's gonna be alright Whenever you need me baby

Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me

(Kim here, so what’s the sitch?)

Message clear I am here let me reassure you
I never going to leave you alone
(I am, I am on my way)
You can always count on me
When it gets dark I’ll help you see
I will help you find your way (help you find your way)

It doesn’t matter when there’s trouble
If ya just call my name

Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it’s okay
I just can’t wait until I hear my cell phone ring
Doesn’t matter if it’s day or night
Everything is gonna be alright
Whenever ya need me, whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me

(Call me
Beep me
If ya wanna reach me
If ya wanna beep me
It’s okay)

Doesn’t matter where
Doesn’t matter when
I will be there for ya til the very end
Danger or trouble
I’m there on the double
You know that you always can call
Kim Possible

Yeaahh yeaah

Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it’s okay
I just can’t wait until I hear my cell phone ring
Doesn’t matter if it’s day or night
Everything is gonna be alright
Whenever ya need me, whenever you need me baby
Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me
When ya wanna page me it’s okay
I just can’t wait until I hear my cell phone ring
Doesn’t matter if it’s day or night
Everything’s gonna be alright
Whenever ya need me baby,
Call me, beep me if ya wanna reach me
Yeah Yeah Yeah

- Mod Ford.

I set off a 2 alarm tag!!! :(

This was the scariest thing ever.

So im in nordstroms rack and i grab a bag and fill up with stuff that i want and extra stuff i dont want (decoy shit lol). So i get let into a room and start detagging. But stupid little me thinks i can detag the 2 alarm tag without it going off?????? like i had never read about them before so i figured i could just use my magnet but wtf did i think was going to happen lol - like it was basically a fucking speaker (ill include a pic). So i detag and BAM! ITS STARTS BEEPING LIKE CRAZY

So I have my freaking magnet in one hand and a super loud beeping pair of jeans in the other hand and im just like “omg my life is over why did i do this holy shit what do i do” So i do what i do best- play stupid and look cute lol. i walk out of the room and i know im flushed but i used that to look confused instead of guilty. im like “miss, can you please help me. I stepped on the pants and this beeping noise started?” hehehe. she totally fell for it. she just takes the pants out of my hands and goes to turn off the alarm. and GET THIS - SHE TAKES OFF THE 2 ALARM TAG AND PUTS ON A SIMPLE PENSIL TAG LIKE HHHAHAHAH THANK YOU BASED GOD. 

So now she thinks im this sweet girl AND the new tag is super easy to get off lol- too bad the pants weren’t actually in my size -_- 

But even though i got off free, i was still internally freaking the fuck out and i knew this other lady there thought it was sus so she was on to me. So i tried to take some other stuff out to conceal on the floor but i kept thinking everyone was LP so i knew it was time to just leave. 

TLDL: DONT USE MAGNETS ON 2 ALARM MAGNETIC TAGS!!!!

2 alarm tag 

anonymous asked:

What do y'all think of the trend where artists color just the upper lip a darker shade than the rest of the skin?? Personally I think it looks cute but I also wanted to get some info from the mods

Eh I don’t have a problem with it, it works

- Habit

I cant hate it because i basically have that for my lips just reversed -Mod Beep 2.0

I think it looks cute and can add color to the face without going overboard with “blushies x3″

-Mod Medic

jetstream-sam  asked:

what is ur fave dialovers song! least fave? personally i loooove lirisaki carnival but i dont rlly like diablo.... i hate listening to them spell the word like good god i get it u can spell diablo

UMM my fav changes pretty often cuz theres so many hella good dialovers songs?? I think right now it’s probably…know underskin!! reiji’s parts are super great. sucking love labyrinth is rly good too

least fav…I think it’s either diablo for all of the scary beeping sounds, or eclipse for just being pretty boring & super long. really cant handle the beeping sounds in diablo tho, i always gotta skip past that part ;-;

If Campaign Podcast did Star Wars: The Force Awakens


Kat: So your ship is damaged and you’re taking cover. What do you do?
Poe: I crouch down and give BB-8 the map and say, “Take this and get as far from here as you can.”
BB-8: “Beep boop bleep whir?”
Poe: “I’m gonna do what I do best…”
BB-8: “Beep.”
Poe: “…pretend to get captured!” And then I jump out and start shooting at random.
Kat: Perfect.

Kat: This is the first time in years that you’ve set foot on the Millennium Falcon. Set the scene.
Han: I enter the ship, blaster drawn, and a smile spreads slowly over my face. I stride purposefully toward my quarters, removing my clothes as I do so. When I enter, I pull a luxurious kimono made of the finest space silk from a locker and put it on. I return to the entrance and say, “Chewie, we’re home.”
Kat: *sighs*

Finn: I grab Rey’s hand and start to run.
Rey: Okay, I run but I hate that and I pull away.
Finn: Cool cool cool. I keep grabbing your hand.

Kat: Okay so Rey, Kylo Ren is using the force to try to extract the map fragment from your mind. What do you do?
Rey: I’m gonna try to use the force on him.
Rey: *rolls*
Rey: So that’s three successes, a triumph, and an advantage.
Kylo Ren: How.

Rey: I look down at Finn and whisper, “We will see each other again. I believe that.” And then I kiss his forehead and leave.
Finn: And I turn to the camera and wink and do some finger guns.
Kat: Love it.

Kat: You’ve climbed to the top of the mysterious island and you’re facing a figure in a cloak. He turns and reveals himself as Luke Skywalker. What do you?
Rey: I stare at him.
Kat: Okay… Luke?
Luke: I stare back.
Kat: Do you do anything else?
Rey: My stare intensifies.
Luke: Oh yeah, mine too. It’s really dramatic.
Kat: …great. We cut away.

I’m only ten episodes in, so I’m sure longtime fans of @campaignpodcast can do better.
Stay

Characters: Suga and You

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1014

Summary: Fluff with one of the sweetest rappers

A/N: This could have easily turned into smut, but the BTS Lords told me no! This is also my first so please give me any recommendations you have on how I can improve my writing. Enjoy!

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*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

“Oh no…” You groaned. You tossed softly in bed and tried desperately not to wake up the person next to you. You grabbed your phone from the nightstand so you could shut it off as quickly as you could. It was 6:30 AM and you knew what that meant. It was time for your boyfriend to wake up and get ready for work.

You laid back down and turned to look at the sleeping person next to you. Your boyfriend had a reputation for sleeping a lot during the day and then staying up all night and so seeing him asleep at this particular time for once was just too much for you to handle. You saw his fluffy hair covering his eyes and noticed how his mouth was even slightly open. His favorite white t-shirt was wrinkled and his side of the bed was a mess. Your boyfriend looked so cute sleeping that you were hesitant and couldn’t bring yourself to wake him up just yet.

But work is work and you knew he wouldn’t be too happy to miss a day of it.  

“Suga…” You whispered.

There was no response and so you tried again.

“Min Yoongi… Yoongi”

Trying to wake him up was always a difficult task but after years of being together you knew exactly what to do. You slowly moved towards him in bed and then ran your fingers through his soft grey hair. Even though his hair color was always changing, this was by far your favorite. In the low light, it just always looked like starlight. He was a work of art.

You took another look at your sleeping boyfriend and then planted a big kiss on his lips. Then another and then another. Soon it was just you bombarding his whole face with kisses.

Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Yoongi finally shifted in bed.

Somehow this was the only method that worked and luckily it was your favorite too since kissing him was always so sweet.

Kiss.

“Y/n…” Yoongi finally cried out. “Noooo… What did I do to deserve this?”

His voice was deep and groggy and his eyes were still closed. He tried to cover his face with a pillow but you easily moved it away.

Kiss.

“Wake up sleepyhead,” you said as you planted another kiss on his lips, “You need to get ready for work.”

Kiss.

“You don’t want to be stuck here with me all day now, do you?” You joked.

Yoongi opened his eyes and saw you smiling at him. You moved in close again and were about to give him another kiss but he surprisingly beat you to it and kissed you back.

“You know I would stay with you all day if I could” He said.

Yoongi flashed you his gummy smile and you knew he meant it.

“I know” You replied.

Kiss.

It was moments like this that made you realize just how much you loved him.

Thinking back about the time, you turned to grab your phone and saw that it was now almost 6:50 AM.

Time was flying by too fast.

“Go, go! Before you are late for work” you told him.

“Y/n, you’re so quick to kick me out. You’re not even going to try and make me stay?” Yoongi asked.

You began to protest. “But what about your new track?” You asked.

Yoongi began to pout.

“You want me to leave that badly?” He asked. There was a hint of sadness in his voice. He moved closer to you and began to kiss you. “I don’t want to leave you” He said as he kissed you again, but this time on your neck.

Yoongi looked at you with longing eyes. You knew what he was doing but you couldn’t help yourself. While distance wasn’t supposed to matter, you always found yourself missing him when he was gone.

“No.. I want you to stay with me but we both know you have work” You replied.

Now with both of his hands placed gently on your cheeks, Yoongi pulled you in again and kissed you. For something so simple and sweet; you couldn’t help but feel sad when he pulled away from you. You didn’t want this moment together to end and you wanted him to stay with you.

Yoongi looked at you and it was as if he read your mind.

“You know, Y/n, if you ask me to stay, I’ll call in today for you”

“What?” You asked. You were confused. Yoongi was never one to call a day off.

He flashed you a mischievous gummy smile.

He is pure evil you thought

“Ask me to stay, Y/n”

With that, you knew you were doomed.

“Who are you and what did you do to my Min Yoongi?” You laughed. With upcoming tours and long days of not being home; you knew moments like these were hard to get by. He had goals and you didn’t want to distract him. He was a hard worker and you knew how difficult it would be for him to get back on track if he took a day off.

While a million thoughts were running through your mind, he noticed the worried look in your eyes.

“I’ll be okay Y/n, I’ve just missed you so much” He reassured you.

“Are you sure?” You asked.

“I’m sure” He said.

You were still hesitant.

“Just for today?” You asked.

“Just for today” He said with another gummy smile.

You couldn’t help but smile at him.

“Can you stay here with me?” You asked.

He spread his arms out towards you. “Come here”

You moved in and snuggled close to him. You laid your head down on his chest and listened to his heartbeat. It was a soft and steady sound that you had grown accustomed to.

“Go back to sleep, okay Y/n?”

He gave you a kiss on your forehead.

“Okay” You said.

Yoongi grabbed his phone and called his boss as you fell asleep listening to his heartbeat. For him to be in your presence, you felt lucky.