can i ever stop shipping them

fshit-eaters  asked:

Hello! I saw that you were taking requests... I'm not sure if you ship Solangelo anymore, but you have some of my absolute favorite drawings of them, so if you ever feel like it, can you please draw something for them? Hope you're having a great day, and hope your knee injury heals soon!

nico wont admit it tho (and i’ll never stop shipping them dont worry ;))

“Say you love me”

“I love you”

So yeah, it’s been a week and I’m not a dash closer getting over Jasper’s death. That scene totally wrecked me and I won’t shut up about it for a while. I therefore decided to paint this and try to cope, but honestly it only made me feel more sad. So now I’m posting it, and you guys can hopefully suffer too muahahah. (btw this is actually the first time ever I post art -if this can be defined art lol- on tumblr and I’m kinda nervous hahaha)

Lucifer 2x15

- Chloe is still very much in love with Lucifer

- She can’t stop herself from touching him

- She lets her daughter go around with him, if that isn’t trust, I don’t know what is!!!!


- Lucifer discovering pain and crying. I’m crying, too, my poor Devil.

- Chloe and Maze!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved their scenes together. The most awkward and sweet kiss ever. I can ship it LOL

- Chloe and Trixie, oh God. I love them so incredibly much!

- The episode seemed more rushed than the precious one, but had lots of cute little bits in it, so can’t complain. 

anonymous asked:

tbh i don't see how it's not obvious to anyone that if sns were het, people would be all over it and it undoubtedly would've been canon. nobody would've disputed it. sometimes i think it would've been one of the most popular het ships ever. i see some people say that it still wouldn't have become canon if it were het, because the basis of their relationship is friendship, but it's easy for them to say that now because it's not het. sasuke and naruto are guys. but i can guarantee that if [1/?]

sasuke or naruto had been a girl, those same people would be all over sns because of how fleshed out the relationship is and how deep their bond goes. hell, even if sns had been het and written purely as friends, it still wouldn’t stop those same people from shipping it because they’d see them interacting and interpret their behavior towards each other as romantic, even if it wasn’t romantic. it’s just kind of funny to me that they try so hard to deny it would be canon and deny that it’s [2/3]

heteronormativity that s/s and n/h even happened and would mean sns being canon if it were het, because it’s just. it’s undeniable. make one a girl, and suddenly everyone can see it as romantic. there’s just no denying it. [3/3]

Yes, people mainly deny SNS because of gender. I always see people saying: “They’re not gay” or something like that. They never look at the bond, the development, the meaning behind their words. They overlook all these important elements needed in a relationship simply because they are two guys.

People who say that Sasuke and Naruto can’t have romantic feelings for each other just because they are friends really makes me laugh. What is the basis for a good and healthy relationship? I’m sure it isn’t one-sided crushes. Love is what blooms from friendship. 

There is a reason why so many N/H moments were copied from SNS. You can check out this post which talks about recycled SNS moments. The Last is a prime example of copied SNS moments but I’m sure you know about those already.

I think one of the more important scenes is Hinata “protecting” Naruto from Pain. To be honest, there is nothing romantic about that scene. From Hinata’s point of view maybe. But overall, that scene was pretty plain and a cheap rip-off of Sasuke protecting Naruto from Haku. Like, c’mon, that scene had 10x more emotions and impact.

No one will ever convince me that this isn’t meant to be romantic and that Hinata getting thrown in the air like a ragdoll for some reason is.

Oh and also

Seems familiar, right?

Needless to say, these forced canon pairings actually prove that Sasuke and Naruto could have been canon if only one was a girl :)

Anotha Silly Sportarobbie Headcanon

Featuring Stephanie!

  • Stephanie was the first to get the hint that Sportacus and Robbie liked each other.
  • She figured out they liked each other… before they even had a clue
    • She had NO IDEA either that she knew and they didn’t
  • Stephanie was initially very overprotective of Sportacus.
    • She loves Robbie, of course, but Sportacus is HER Sportadad, and Robbie does try to oust him from Lazytown on the regular…
    • So while she likes Robbie, she did worry that he’s not exactly the BEST for Sportacus.
    • So often she’d inject herself in a situation with the two of them and just glower at Robbie and put herself between him an Sportacus
    • And Robbie would be be all ????
    • Sportacus would be very :}D??
  • Then, she’d eventually see how adorable they are…
    • And how happy they make each other…
    • And how genuine their affection is…
    • And how well they balance eachother…
    • Then be FLABBERGASTED that they were clueless this whole time
  • So she basically injects herself in this situation to help get them together
    • Because seriously
    • They need to get together
    • Why haven’t they kissed already?
  • And that’s how Stephanie came to ship her LazyDAD with her SportsDAD

i just made a wiki account specifically to change holly short’s wiki because it said she and artemis were a couple lol can you nasties just fuck off shes a grown woman!!! dont let colfers dumbass teasing make you think its okay to ship them!! im tired of it! thats literally pedophilia! you aint getting around that ever!!!

//rubs temples

there’s literally no reason to make fun of soukoku shippers for joking about how Dazai folding Chuuya’s clothes up in that one scene makes the ship canon and if I have to see one more goddamn person making a post meant to antagonize soukoku shippers for that I’m going to lose my fucking mind bc

1) the majority of soukoku shippers aren’t yaoi loving fujoshis who actually believe that one (1) singular scene where Dazai did something that for once in his life wasn’t shitty makes the ship undeniably canon nor that it makes it the most obvious and healthy pairing in the world. We understand our ship isn’t actually canon. We understand that not everyone is going to ship it. We understand that they have issues they need to work out. It’s a joke. Leave us alone.

2) Literally every ship has a version of this??? I ship kunikidazai and that one extra comic when they’re going to an onsen together and stay overnight together and they’re talking about Dazai’s bandages and Kunikida’s glasses and whatever, every kunikidazai shipper, myself included, has made the “it’s a date, kunikidazai is canon now” joke about that comic. That one official art where Chuuya is giving Q a piggyback ride while Kajii is stuffing lemons into Q’s hands? Every motojichuu shipper has made the “I can’t believe motojichuu is canon and Q is their son” joke. The fact that Chuuya is in the OVA and Aya looks just like him? Every Kunichuu shipper has made the “Aya is Chuuya and Kunikida’s lovechild, kunichuu is canon and they’re getting married in the OVA to raise their daughter together” joke. But literally no one shits on those shippers for making their jokes about their “canon” ships, and I’m sure that if anyone who didn’t ship kunikidazai or kunichuu or whatever started making posts about how stupid those shippers were for making jokes like that, people would be pretty salty about it.

3) It’s such a small thing, we get it, but Dazai was uncharacteristically nice to someone that he supposedly dislikes??? For once in his life he wasn’t an utter asshole??? He took the time to clean Chuuya up and find his hat and coat and gloves which blew off God knows where in that forest and fold them up and set them beside Chuuya and yeah IT’S A SMALL FUCKING THING but it’s kind of sweet Jesus Christ how hard is it to let someone be happy over a small thing why do you have to suck the life and the joy out of everything, it costs $0 to just let someone be happy instead of shitting all over everything that they love.


Widowtracily, the new ot3!

So, I hardly ever make my own posts on tumblr, and I never done this kind of post before, But I want to show the new headcanons I came up with after we were introduced to Emily, Lena’s adorable and really cool looking girlfriend.

Also, just to make things clear, while fanon can’t undo canon, anyone is allowed their headcanons, we can ship who ever we want, it doesn’t matter if one of the characters is in a relationship, as long as we respect canon.

Now, back to the main point here. Emily is adorable, I don’t want to see her separated from Tracer, but I’m also a hardcore Widowtracer shipper, and that’s not going to stop just like that, so what’s the only logical step, ship all 3 of them together! So here are my first headcanons of widowtracily:

  • Lena Emily are already together for a while now, and Emily starts noticing how Lena acting weird after some missions.
  • Tracer has found out about Widowmaker’s reconditioning during a raid on a Talon base. She knows now what happened to Amelie.
  • The file she found didn’t have a lot of information, but it did say that the experiment wasn’t perfected.
  • Now Tracer has been trying to revert what was done to Widowmaker. But has been keeping it a secret.
  • Emily finds out pretty fast.
  • Lena panics when Emily confronts her about it.
  • They talk it out, Lena explains everything the best she can. Emily understands it, but isn’t very happy that Lena is on this by herself.
  • With a few connections and help from a unsuspected Winston Emily helps Tracer find somethings on Widowmaker.
  • Tracer keeps trying to reach Amelie for the next few months, and it seems to be helping.
  • After months of trying, Tracer is saved from talon agents by Widowmaker during their fight. 
  • Tracer doesn’t understand what just happened.
  • Widow leaves, literally taking Tracer with her.
  • They’re on the run from Talon (and Overwatch, but that’s just Widow) for a while.
  • The two get really close, but Lena still misses Emily a lot. But something in her is also pulling her to Amelie.
  • After a while, Widow confirms that Amelie Lacroix isn’t her true self, that Amelie died together with her husband, and the one here will give them closure. No matter what.
  • A whole bunch of stuff happens. Overwatch decides to give Widowmaker the benefit of the doubt.
  • During their time together they form a bond, there’s n attraction there, that at some point they start getting intimate with each other. Lena tells herself that’s Widowmaker’s reconditioning wearing off and she’s just resetting her emotions, there’s noting deeper there. Until they share a kiss after the big battle to prove Widow is on their side to Overwatch.
  • Lena’s realizes what’s happening and she’s freaking out. She definitely has feelings for Amelie, but she still loves Emily, she’s sure of that.
  • Widow is surprised with how upset she feels after Lena leaves in a rush.
  • Lena actually talks with Emily after the kiss, and she’s terrified of her reaction.
  • Emily listens to it all and asks to talk with Widowmaker.
  • Tracer’s heart stops for a few seconds.
  • After the shock passes, she accepts. Lena brings Amelie with her the next day.
  • They talk, they don’t really have a lot in common, except for the focus of their affections. Lena is sweating bullets the whole afternoon.
  • Lena and Amelie are taken by surprise when Emily makes the proposal. 
  • Lena’s heart stops again, but to her surprise, Amelie accepts. With both women starring at her she has no choice.
  • The 3 are now in a relationship together. 
  • Tracer has no idea what just happened.
  • Things are kinda weird in the beginning, Emily learning to adapt to Amelie, and Amelie not really paying her a lot of attention.
  • It takes a while for Emily to gain Amelie’s interest. After a serious problem with Talon when they found Widow, that was solved by a great idea from Emily Amelie truly starts respecting her.
  • After a while they’re comfortable enough that it can be seen, they’re not just each in a relationship with Lena, they’re all in this together.
  • Between Emily and Amelie, Lena doesn’t stand a chance. If they’re both on the same side in an argument against Lena she will most certainly lose.
  • Amelie and Emily take turns cooking. Lena isn’t allowed to cook anything other than fish and chips.
  • Widow is much more physical than both Emily and Lena, always a small touch here. a quick peck there, stuff like that. Lena is very okay with that, but Emily gets really embarrassed, she never expected that from Widow.
  • They’re truly in love with each other. They share something special. Tracer feels that both of her girlfriends are just as much of an anchor to the present as her Chronal ccelerator. Amelie has finally put her past behind, the other Amelie can finally rest together with Gerard, she has a new family now and she loves them just as much. Emily is so happy to see this two women, that suffered so much being truly happy, and she’s part of the reason why, she thinks she’s the luckiest girl in the world.
An idea on how to stop this shipping bullshit

Ok, so.

Some ships, such as billdip, are triggering to some. This had led to all sorts of awful conflict on our beloved blue hellsite. Tumblr is becoming even more divided than ever.

Now how the fuck can this be stopped?

Here’s my idea:

A communal tag for certain ships, so those who would rather not see such ships can blacklist them!

If we circulated knowledge of the tag and most of tumblr knew what it was, people would know to add the tag to posts with certain ships.

The shippers can have their content, and the anti shippers can have a much better tumblr experience. Everybody wins.

What should the tag be, though…?

I need ideas. Spread this shit!

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

Ah yes, the ship that must not be named. Or that I like to call err0ri because it’s like an error in the matrix or idk. I’m not directly answering the ask because I don’t want it to show up in the search and have any brats in my inbox lol.
Alright, sit down, my child because this turned out so long, holy shit X”D

Tbh this ship never made any sense to me, and I was baffled when I joined the fandom and found out that it’s the biggest/most popular ship in the fandom. Like wtf the wrong with y’all?? First of all there is the obvious age gap. Why you gotta turn Levi into a pedo? He just doesn’t strike me as the guy that would fall for a teenager. He might care for them as a father figure and superior because he’s empathetic. But romance? Never. “But it’s only fiction!!!!!!!!!!!” Have you seen how teenager boys act nowadays? How can you look at someone as immature as Eren and think he would be able to take care of a man in his 30s irl? You wouldn’t. And idk what should be so different in the snk verse. Eren is immature and egoistic and definitely not, NOT. AT. ALL. suited to take care of someone like Levi who went through so much shit, grew up underground and lost so many people that were dear to him. They are on totally different levels. But there is more to it than just the age gap. There is a total lack of chemistry. I just don’t see it! But the worst is that the whole ship is built on an act of violence. How can abuse be the base for a ship? When I joined the fandom in 2013 it was totally a thing in err0ri fanart that Levi would beat Eren up before anything romantic or sexual happened. It looked like violence was a foreplay for them and that’s simply disgusting. Abuse was heavily romanticized and played down in this fandom. But it was just a trick to get Eren into the Scouting Legion right? Also it was the plan of Erwin, the evil guy that stands in the way of this ~dream ship~. Let’s just ignore how Levi did not only beat Eren a second but also a third time. The second time was just Levi’s way of bonding with his new squad, right? Lmao this was such a fucked up “meta” post that I read. For the third time they couldn’t even make any excuses. They just simply ignore it. Like basically everything else that happens in canon. This ship is so damn ooc. It’s like they are two completely different characters that just coincidentally look exactly like Eren and Levi. This fandom is an expert in mischaracterizing characters and I’m also talking about third parties, like every other character that could come in the way of the ship is a potential danger, an abuser and rapist. Maybe it’s because most shippers are very young and just see Eren as a self insert. Maybe they haven’t written many fics and that’s why they can’t get the characterization right. Who knows, maybe I would’ve fallen for this ship too when I was 15. (Though I was always into height differences, so who knows?) However, there are also enough people that are not teenagers or even around Levi’s age that ship him with Eren. I honestly can’t come up with any logical reason why you would ship these two. I don’t understand it and I honestly don’t want to. The only reason I can somewhat understand is “they are my favorite and second favorite character so I just want to see them together and fuck canon, I make up my own canon/AU”. Or if someone ships them for the ~aesthetics~. I don’t see these aesthetics, but tastes are different.

I gotta admit that in the beginning I was just unfazed by this ship and felt just indifferent. I didn’t mind if it showed up on my dash, I scrolled past it and sometimes even took a second to appreciate the art itself even if I didn’t like what it portrayed. But the more time passed the more I’ve learned how nasty the shippers are. Istg the shippers made me hate this ship with a burning passion. Now if any err0ri shows up on my dash, I get physically sick. I totally wish I could go back to indifference instead of feeling like puking, but I can’t. I’ve seen too much shit. And I’m totally aware that there are normal shippers, and that other ships have black sheeps in their flock too. But there are just so many err0ri shippers that can’t stay in their damn line. They have to take art of other ships and turn change Levi’s partner into Eren. They have to leave nasty comments under eru/ri art like “I think you meant to draw Eren as Levi’s husband instead of Erwin” or that the artist drew a rape scene under a simple nsfw drawing. And don’t get me started on the shit that goes on in the eru/ri tag on AO3. Why do so many writers have to tag their err0ri fics as eru/ri? Istg no matter when I check the tag, there are always 20-25% err0ri fics. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I don’t want to see it! NO ONE goes into the eru/ri tag to see this endgame err0ri crap. Especially not if all of them turn Erwin into a monster. Aren’t they tired of reading their own same shit over and over again? Can’t they come up with anything new? Why does it always have to be Erwin who is the bad ex and Eren the knight on a white horse who rescues Levi? Levi is no fucking damsel in distress. He would never let Erwin abuse him and he’s definitely not unable to defend himself. He doesn’t need a third person to get him out of there, especially not someone as unsuited as Eren lol. But I‘m repeating myself and already talked enough about mischaracterization. I just wish they would take a random OC instead or just stop to tag their fics as eru/ri if it’s just a past relationship and not the endgame. And NO, eruri/ren is NOT the solution. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. If I already hate err0ri, I definitely don’t want to drag Erwin into this shit as well. Leave him out of it. I know multishippers exist. I don’t understand how you can ship both of them when eru/ri is basically perfect while err0ri is the bad kind of trash, but ok. But I’ve never got along with those kind of multishippers. I talked to some in the past but it never ended well. So I prefer to avoid any people that are shipping err0ri tbh. Oh and one last thing… why do so many of them are such apologists? Whenever they are confronted with the “pedo argument” (yes, I’m aware that pedophilia is the wrong term and it should be actually hebephilia/ephebophilia but most people use pedophilia as a synonym for a minor/adult relationship), they get so defensive and aggressive and try to find stupid excuses why this ship is not problematic. Suddenly Eren is so mature because he’s in the military and that automatically makes him an adult. But once he has to face punishment for insubordination he’s a sweet child that doesn’t know any better. That’s so fucking pathetic and hypocritical. Just admit that you like a problematic ship and that’s it. It’s not that hard isn’t it?

Thanks for your ask, and sorry that this got so long :”D

So I’ve been seeing posts lately about ‘not really caring about characters’, and only seeing them as ‘one half of a ship’

I can’t speak for every shipper ever (I haven’t met every sailor).  But I want to make my multi-shipping ass perfectly clear.

I would set my fleet on fire for the characters happiness.   I would.  If a dog and an apartment made them happy then that’s fine by me.  I ship a character if I care about them, if I care about them I probably prefer or enjoy their dynamics with others or believe it makes them happy.

So I will not stop shipping.  I will not, because I encourage certain friendships or relationships that I see as beneficial to a character(s) I care about.

But I would set my fleet on fire for their happiness.

And oh yeah, this is going in the tags of the ships I support, because guess what?  It’s relevant, it’s ships I’ve gotten hate for and ships I will continue to sail as long as I think it’s beneficial to my favourite characters.

Don’t tell me I ship a ship, because I don’t care about the characters, because its exactly the opposite

Originally posted by norringtonx

Also it’s little more than an excuse for hating on your part

Thank you and goodnight

anonymous asked:

Do you have any modern-day elorcan headcannons ?? I love your blog btw and find it incomprehensible that your original posts don't get more posts ! tysm and have a nice day xx

You and I have that in common

Modern AU’s are my favourite AU’s because there is no need for angst and i can do whatever tf I want

-Elide and Lorcan met at starbucks (ik v cliche) and basically Elide was studying and had dat aesthetic vibe going and Lorcan was there with Fenrys and they were going over their notes and Fenrys starts to get bored so he airdrops a pic of a goofy baby husky on starbucks wifi just for the heck of it and Elide is the one who reacts pretty loudly and they both turn around to see her having startled and spilled a lot of her drink over herself and Lorcan comes over and apologises and omg he can see through her shirt omg look away wait but her boobs are really nice and Elide notices his flustered behaviour but accepts his offer to get her a few napkins from the front and go to the bathroom to wipe her down and basically they end up making out lmao

-They find out that they study in the same uni but haven’t really noticed each other bc of happenstance and both of them aren’t ones to draw attention to themselves a lot but after that incident they start to sorta clock each other out

-fast forward to them dating and also being roommates (is that how it works? idk??) and they love each other and are v happy together

-Lorcan goes to the gym nightly and comes back all sweaty and delicious and Elide is just like :0

-They both get coffee regularly and go to little cafes and breakfast places (IHOP and Denny’s are their favs) 

-if you look through my other elorcan headcanons you’ll find some about their social medias basically Elide is aesthetic in every sense and Lorcan is a sassy little shit in 140 characters and everyone loves it

-Movie nights and pamper evenings galooorrreee

-Elide loves to bake and Lorcan loves to eat so it works out v well and sometimes too well when “LORCAN I JUST MADE THOSE WHERE DID THEY GO???” I thought you were making them for us wtf Elide?? “ATLEAST WAIT TILL THEY’RE OUT OF THEM OVEN FFS

-This also gives way to ahem ahem chocolatey make-out sessions

-Elide always takes candids of him and he secretly likes it but also uploads them to twitter with captions like “she literally shouted to stay in this position smh Elide I thought there was a bee or smth” and “dear god can we stop with this already” but everyone likes these tweets and ships them

-Lorcan takes private photos of Elide that he will never share with anyone ever but he just likes to take snapshots like when she’s brushing her hair or when she’s reading or relaxing etc

-Elide drew the line when he took a photo of her post sex state with hair sticking on her forehead and boobs on full display and Lorcan whined saying what am I supposed to do when I’m alone then huh

-Elide is the one that gets the aesthetic and nice pillows for their bed while Lorcan will get geeky star wars shit that does NOT match with her theme goddammit Lorcan

-They have the same number of little ones as in my other headcanons and Lorcan’s feed is FILLED with pics of them or sarcastic tweets like Ryan Reynolds

-Elide loves being a mom and gets all those matching outfits and cutesy things for babies and their are pics on her instagram of Marion sleeping peacefully in her bunny pajamas and an occasional of daddy and babies all cuddled up together or painting and all that shizz

-Everything constitutes as a date once they have too many kids to be able to slip away properly, going to the grocery store alone or just with one kiddie is a date, dinner in bed is a date, movie night is a date EVERYTHING IS A DATE 

all i have for now :D  

anonymous asked:

What signs would you be able to provide that Caryl is romantic/going canon?

Well I don’t know if I can provide proof to those who don’t see it because those who don’t or won’t see it are probably never going to until they have what you would ‘hard irrefutable evidence’. And even then some still wouldn’t. It’s a matter of perception I suppose. Or faith. Shipping about both.

So if your asking to provide it to non-believers I can’t because they are not going to see it. If you tell them the sky is blue they will say its green just to disagree. So I can’t do that.

All I can do and say is that when this man stopped and turned around like this..

And then they hugged like this..

Like literally holding each other so tight and nuzzling each other, and his hand being where it is and all. I haven’t in all my history of shipping, and watching RL people, ever seen 2 people hug like this were straight up platonic in nature. Like I’ve said before, the more I look at this hug, the more romantic it looks.

Its perception, it’s what I have. Some call it shipper glasses, I just call it as I see it. My shipping is faith based in the sense that I don’t need actual proof to know it’s there. I don’t need to see them making our or rolling around somewhere to know how they feel about each other and the nature of it.

I just know.

I have no proof it will ever go canon, only my strong belief that it will because there has been way too much of these interactions that are not important to the plot,  for it to be nothing at all.  Way too many signs, literally and figuratively, to ignore.

So to answer the question, I have no proof. I just have my faith and my belief in my ship that they do, in fact, have romantic feelings for each other. And that it will happen.

Hopes that’s good enough.

My Positivity has no bounds and requires no proof at all but what I see with my own little eyes Nomy.

(gifs by @oohhshiny​)

siderealscion  asked:


OH WELL IF YOU INSIST CLAIRE I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO SO. (also two other anons and @christina-dh have asked me for the bean too….they Know) 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life  |  will willingly lay down my life for this poor defeated sweet bean if anyone so much as whispers ‘boo’ at him. 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (listen, Lucien is like The Exception okay. I still haven’t recovered from the shirtsleeves, knife sharpening, hair like liquid fire, casual bedroom scene in acotar (and I never will)) 

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin (f i g h t  m e) | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: apart from his general existence, which is of course, entirely flawless, we’re going to say his resilience and his ability to just keep going. Like, he is depressed, isolated, preyed-upon, hopeless, his best ‘friend’ in this world is literally abusing him, the red bitch queen decided to make him her favourite chew toy, he was whipped and tortured and nearly had his mind squished, no-one ever bothers to check whether he’s okay BUT HE JUST KEEPS GOING. how does anyone hate this child like…..what is wrong with you? are you okay? do you actually know how to read? I???? 

worst quality: the deeply unfortunate habit he has of looking at supremely powerful people and mouthing off to them. like. CHILD. STOP BAITING PEOPLE WHO CAN LITERALLY SNAP YOU IN HALF WITH A CLICK OF THEIR FINGERS. it’s very stressful. and it makes me feel like u don’t really care about urself which makes me sad. just. stop it. 
ship them with: ELAIN. They’re mates. They’re perfect for each other. And if anyone dares say that he doesn’t deserve her/has to ‘redeem’ himself in order to be with her :) I will fight them :) 
Andras. Because. Angst. But also beautifulness. Like I don’t think you all understand what a tolerant, patient sweet-potato Andras is okay. Pls just imagine young!Lucien who is even more of a mouthy sardonic prick than he is now pacing up and down in front of the fire ranting while Andras just nods and mhm, get back in bed and kiss me, you ridiculous tiny firecracker. IT’S BEAUTIFUL OKAY. 
Rhhyys. Because like…snark…and more angst (he’s a very angsty little bean (this is why he’s my fave)) and more snark, and sass and really hot sex (don’t lie it would be) 
Tarquin. Because of you, Claire. 
Mor. Because I can. (because I should
brotp them with: CASSIAN. (will also totally ship this too (i’ve written domestic cass/lucien boyfriends…somewhere…probably…possibly….i kind of remember it ANYWAY) I need them to be a ridiculous dramatic bro brotp okay. Lucien needs some friends dammit.
 Azriel- because quiet, intense chess matches and bonding (largely silently) over seriously fucked up brothers. (also Elain. She makes them be friends)
Amren- Listen, paperweight blood ruby is the most disdainfully Lucien thing I have EVER WITNESSED. and Lucien (as evidenced by the ‘I’m going to snark you even though you could probably kill me while exhaling sharply or whatever) is utterly fearless. And she enjoys that. 
Mor- sleepover party in which we sneak out and end Eris. Slowly. Painfully. Beautifully. That is all. 
Rhys- for the hilarity of post ‘hmm we fucked each other and now we’re kinda sorta friends this is amusing’ (ur fault/gift again Claire) 
AND FEYRE. DEFINITELY FEYRE. give me back the sassy snarky days of ‘Do you ever stop being so serious and dull?’ ‘Do you ever stop being such a prick.’ *Lucien beams proudly* TAKE ME BACK SJM, TAKE ME BACK.
Honorary mention for Lucien’s horse…he loves that horse more than any person in the world, fight me. (So much fighting jfc child look what you do to me) 

needs to stay away from: Ianthe. TAMLIN. get him awaay from the abusive fucker, thank you Feyre. 

misc. thoughts: Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption  Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption.  Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption.  Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption.   Lucien doesn’t need redemption.   Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption.   Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. Lucien doesn’t need redemption. That is all :) 

  • what doesn't make you a homophobe: I don't like this ship but I can see why people would see them like this
  • what does: stop shipping all these non-het ships! everyone is actually hethet!1!L
  • what doesn't make you a racist: I'm not a fan of people drawing X as non-white but understand why people do
  • what does: look at this character!!! they canonically white and you are all STUPID for not listening to canon (goes off to whitewash the few non-white characters to be a dick)
A little...well no sorry a long rant about SM....

I read a lot over the last while, amongst the bubble of new Samzie shippers & just general Outlander fanning, I also saw a lot of hate towards Sam & a lot of trolling towards MM after recent events in late Feb & now in SA. Like I said when I first started this blog I would try my hardest not to include other ppl than SamCait & I was doin a pretty good job if I do say so myself but then some weird shitstorm happened & here we are!!

So back to my point & SM….I’ve seen quite a few ppl from all sides of the fandom arguing about why a certain blonde doesn’t control her SM better & others sayin she shouldn’t have 2, shippers need 2stop wit the hate etc so here’s my two cents on it all for what it’s worth!!

I work in a job that doesn’t require me to moderate my personal SM activity, even tho I wouldn’t have too as I don’t troll, target, bully, harass or send hate to any1, I’m not posting scandalous pics or engaging in illegal activity (other than shipping as according to some apparently the police need to b involved in this fandom) I am however also responsible 4the digital marketing for the company I work for so of course when I’m utilising them I keep them professional.  

Now being say an “actor” this is your work, you have to mix your personal with your professional & find a balance on SM or you create separate accounts for the two in order to help you seperate the two lives if must be! Now the actress who at the very least has a friendship/whatever-the-fuck-ship with Sam baffles me as to why she allows the crazy shit storm of comments on her IG….since November she has received so much hate on every dam pic & the latest ones in SA, like sock accounts & trolls are going to town on her……so firstly disable commenting bcos even the comments praising you or your “romance” come across as creepy from second hand fans & it’s just desperate & slightly mortifying regardless if it’s true or not….secondly if a casting director or studio executive was looking for the next big up and coming star of say a franchise, the next Jennifer Lawerence & your name was thrown around, they would look to c how marketable you are, who you would appeal too, they would go to your SM as well as past works, it’s now a facet of your cv, it reflects how you conduct yourself in real life so why in gods name would you keep up such gross commentary, it affects your image negatively. Because at this rate on her IG there’s more hate than support & that wud be alarm bells for a casting director…she’s controlling the perception of herself very poorly…she’s allowing trolls to write her narrative…sometimes “I suggest you ignore” isn’t the best advice & wont cut it!!

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