can i borrow this

So for one of my classes it’s required to bring a laptop every day and I don’t really have one. The one that I do have doesn’t work very well (I may or may or have spilled coconut oil onto the keyboard) lol so I’m trying to find a way to casually bring up to Mr. Business (that’s his official name lol no more changing) that I have to borrow my roommates laptop so I can use it for class and see if he offers to buy me a new one. I really want a MacBook Air and I already have the perfect cover up story to keep family from getting suspicious if he does buy it for me. I’m going to try today 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 pray he says yes

  • Me: You know what? I'm tired of hiding my love for my otps, I'm tired of always hiding in fear of being judged because I ship the gay. I WON'T STAND FOR THIS ANYMORE. THIS. ENDS. NOW. From now on we shall stand, we shall print fanart on our shirts, we will put fanart on our phone, we will put the otp as our lock screen and not care who sees! We will-
  • Person: Hey can I borrow your phone?
  • Me: *erases files of otps, swipes away the saved fan fiction, exits out of Ao3, AFF, F.net, Wattpad, and Devianart, changes lock screen to generic flowers, changes home screen to generic cheesy quote, deletes tumblr and instagram*
  • Me: *cough* Of course