can i be your drinking buddy

→ ❝THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM sentence starters❞

  • “Only cowards hunt animals. True game walks on two legs.”
  • “What is better — to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
  • “Eyes open. Walk with the shadows.” 
  • “I have done nothing to earn your distrust.” 
  • “Power is inert without action and choice.”
  • “I presume you’ve already seen some of what I’ve accomplished. There is so, so much more to be done.”
  • “Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect.” 
  • “Heard about you and your honeyed words.” 
  • “I fight because I must.” 
  • “Arrogance will serve you poorly.”
  • “You stink of death, my friend. I salute you.” 
  • “There is murder in the air. I can taste it.” 
  • “My favorite drinking buddy! Let’s get some mead.” 
  • “Do you need all your toes? I could really use a fresh toe for… never mind.” 
  • “Of course you can buy me a drink! You didn’t need to say a word, but I heard you loud and clear.”
  • “Prophecy tells what may be, not what should be.”
  • “You are in my power here.”
  • “Running a little light in the pockets, eh?” 
  • “My blade thirsts for your blood.”
  • “I once got set on fire by a sorcerer. Nasty business.”
  • “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!” 
  • “I trust that this is just the beginning of a long and mutually beneficial relationship.”
  • “You will push the world harder than it pushes back.”
  • “I know your kind, always sneaking about.”
  • “Perhaps you aren’t as powerful as you think.” 
  • “Fight well, don’t be a lout, and you’ll be fine.”
  • “Nice place. I never knew you were so wealthy.”
  • “You would shut out the darkness?!” 
  • “Look at that. Am I drunk? I must be drunk.”
  • “You’re not a threat… merely an annoyance.” 
  • “Everything mortal fades away in time, but the spirit remains.”
  • “You’re losing a lot of blood. Maybe you should sit down for a moment.”
  • “Get out of here before I toss you out.” 
  • “Good luck with your… um, murders.”

lostropics  asked:

Hi N! What are your methods for preparing to astral travel?

Preparations for Astral Traveling:

  • Eat/Drink before traveling. Traveling can take a lot of energy out of you, food and water can keep some of that energy up.
  • Take a Buddy. Make sure you are accompanied by a spirit with you while astral traveling. It will help. 
  • Protection. Make sure to ward and protect your physical body before you go and astral travel. Also cleansing helps.
  • Relax/No distractions. Don’t do it in the middle of the day knowing that it will be stressful. You need to pour all your focus on this.
  • Meditation. I highly suggest this because this will help you relax and also focus on being able to astral travel. 
  • Breathing. Sometimes I focus on my breath. Like breathing deeply in and out. It helps. 
  • Lie down or Sit up. As long as your comfortable, that will help the process. It is kind of hard to focus on astral traveling when you are uncomfortable after all.

Preparations for Returning:

  • Eat/Drink after traveling. Sometimes what you ate before wasn’t enough and you feel weak.
  • Headache? Upset stomach? You are going to feel sick or dizzy or misplaced. I chew on raw ginger to help my headaches. For an upset stomach, I drink peppermint tea. 
  • Record your experiences. This is always wise to do. That’s why when I astral travel, I write my experiences as journals. 
  • Cleanse/Ward again. This is self explanatory. Things are going to follow you, even haunt you or try to hurt you. Make sure you stay protected.
  • Alarms. I haven’t really used this method, but when the Alarm goes off it’s suppose to help you return to your physical body. 
  • Doors. I use a door as a method of returning back to my physical body.
  • White Light. I walk through white light as a way of returning to my physical body. White light is also a way I use to cleanse myself.

These are some of my preparations before and after Astral Traveling. I hope it helps you. 

Last Updated on July 14th, 2015

4

“Can you drink that; doesn’t it have like flowers grown near a big crop of mountain ash trees?” You asked Scott as Lydia handed him a drink.

“(Y/N) I’m a fully grown Alpha I think I can handle my liquor.” Scott sighed and you and you snorted out a laugh.

“Yeah, Peter’s a fully-grown werewolf and he can’t handle his liquor so… good luck with that buddy.” You chuckled and slapped his shoulder, heading over to where Liam and Mason were stood.

After while the group decided to head inside which was when you walked past Scott and Theo both utterly drunk and in their boxers as they danced the cancan together.

“You’re seriously a man-child.” You told your brother when he asked if you wanted to join them.

“Do you think we should um… stop them?” Stiles muttered to Lydia.

“Wait I know what to do.” You said as you pulled your phone from your pocket and snapped a picture of them. “Yeah that’ll do it.” You hummed and walked off

“Today Your Barista Is:”

It was a busy Saturday as usual. For some reason the coffee shop was the definite go to on hot summer Saturdays. Nico didn’t mind much. It kept him busy and it made his shift go by faster.

He whistled at Percy who was writing the special on the chalkboard outside. “Wrap it up, da Vinci!” he called. “Hi, what can I get for you today?” he asked the woman in front of him. He started going through the line as quickly as he could while having to make the drinks without Percy’s help.

Finally Percy came back inside and washed his hands to help pick up the speed. “Relax, buddy, you were doing great without me.”

“The fact that I am amazing has nothing to do with the fact that you have your own load to haul during your shift, buddy.” He called out the next name and returned to the cash register to take the next order.

“Emmy, what’s gay mean?” a little boy asked tugging on his older sister who was scrolling through her phone. Their mother gave him a look and returned to Nico, her expression uneasy. Nico looked at the little boy with furrowed eyebrows. That wasn’t an unexpected question from a kid who couldn’t be older than seven years.

As he took the woman’s order, Nico noticed she seemed tense. There was probably something going on in her family.

The next customer gave their order and Nico gave him the price. As he began to pull money from his wallet, the customer said, “So were the dating apps not working out or…?”

Nico blinked and looked up at the guy who seemed about his age. “Excuse me?” he asked, taken aback by the startling blue eyes that popped out dramatically against his tanned skin.

He looked down at his money and chuckled. “I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that you don’t know what’s written on the board outside?”

Nico furrowed his eyebrows. “Our special?”

Again the blond chuckled, smiling a dimpled smile that made Nico nervous. “I mean, if your special is a barista who’s ‘hella fucking gay’ and ‘desperately single’ then yeah, that’s it.”

The blood drained from Nico’s face and he heard Percy burst into muffled laughter against the counter behind him where he was supposed to be washing a blender. “No,” he said mortified. He burst out from behind the counter and out the shop to where the board was. His blood came rushing right back into his face when he saw the sign Percy made. “For fuck’s sake, Jackson!” he snapped. He grabbed it and erased it quickly with his arm.

He barged back inside and yanked Percy by his collar. “I am going to fucking murder you,” he threatened.

Percy laughed and shoved his hand away. “Come on, man. You said I wasn’t your type, So now I’m helping you find someone who is.”

“I said that because you assumed I’d hit on you after I came out to you!” he hissed.

Percy rolled his eyes and tugged Nico back to the register. “Hey, there,” he said to the blue eyed teenager who was fighting a smile. “So- and I’m just assuming here- are you interested in our little gay barista here?” Nico yelped and elbowed Percy in the ribs.

The customer chuckled awkwardly. “Ah, he doesn’t seem very comfortable with any of this so-”

“Ah, ah,” Percy said, shaking a finger. “One moment.” Again, he pulled Nico aside and thumped him on the head. “Come on, dude! He’s interested! And he’s actually really cute.”

Nico furrowed his eyebrows and put his hands together, jabbing his fingers into Percy’s chest. “I’m going to ask this one time and hope you’re honest with me. Are you sure you’re not gay?”

“Pft, you wish. I’m just very confident in my own masculinity. And I’m trying to hook you up, you could be appreciative.”

Nico scowled and started to argue when the customer cleared his throat. “You know, you guys can’t really be that secretive when you’re two feet away,” he pointed out. “If he’s not interested, it’s cool.”

“He is, he’s just too much of a wimp to admit it,” Percy said.

“Dude!” Nico snapped. “Oh God.” He rubbed his face and shook his head. “This is not happening.”

“It’s okay,” the customer said with a small smirk. “Can I still get my iced coffee?”

Nico nodded, feeling too embarrassed to say anything else. He turned away and began making the drink. Percy nudged him and gave him a Sharpie to write on the cup with. “You have nothing to lose, man. You know you want to.”

“He could be a serial killer,” he whispered.

“With a baby face like that? Nah. I’m thinking… surfer.” Nico sighed in exasperation and Percy laughed. “Look, it won’t hurt to try. Go someplace public. But you need to be a normal teenager for once.”

Nico bit his lip and sighed in defeat. He turned to call out the order. The blond haired, blued eyed teen went up to the counter to grab it, but Nico pulled the drink back. “Can I at least know your name before I go agreeing to anything?” he asked.

A smile began to spread on his face and as he laughed softly. “My name’s Will.” Nico bit his lip and began writing on the cup. Then he handed it over with a timid smile. Will looked down at it and smiled wider. “Have a good day, Nico.”

As Will left the shop, already putting Nico’s number into his phone, Percy jumped onto Nico’s back. “That’s my boy!” he whooped.

Nico threw him off and rolled his eyes. “I am still murdering you. And if I get stood up or it sucks or I get killed because he turns out to be a psychopath, I will revive you and kill you again!”

“Okay, but if you die-”

“Kill you again!” he repeated. “Now get to work you lazy ass.”

Proposal: Buddy System Voting

Soooo shit is getting bad. Really bad. Keeping up with current politics is exhausting and frightening. But there’s a hope: the 2018 congressional elections. The reason all these decisions are going through is because Republicans hold a majority in both the House and Senate. But that could change in 2018 if we get to the polls and vote them out.

Here’s what I’m proposing: Get a friend, and make a pact to go to the polls together on voting day. Promise not to let your Voting Buddy down. And after you vote, you can go get pizza. Or drinks. Or whatever.

The 2016 presidential election had record low voter turnout. A lot of that was due to voter suppression. But some of it was people just flat out not voting. I listened to 20-somethings brag about having not voted, and that just blows my mind. This is important. This is our future. Get registered, go to the polls, and push a few buttons. That’s it, that’s all it takes.

Mom It’s Auston Matthews - Part 6

Originally posted by conorshcary


Okay guys here’s part 6 I’m sorry it was late to be updated but it’s really long one!

Warnings: None

Y/N and Blake watch Auston game than go to dinner with him after


Y/N made her way through the sea of people with the big bag of popcorn a small pop for Blake and a bottle of water for her. She finally made it back to her seat to see Blake looking at all the players skating on the ice.

“Here’s your popcorn and pop buddy.”

“Thanks mom.” he said before taking a sip out of his drink 

“You see him yet?” Y/N asked as she looked at the player she say Reilly Anderson was in net Mariner was talking to Martin but she couldn’t seem to find Auston

“THERE HE IS!” Blake stood up and pointed number 34 out who was by the bench talking to William Nylander

“Mom can I go up to the glass if I can see if he can see me!?”

“Sure buddy.”

Blake ran straight to the glass and looked at Auston and waved both his hands trying to get him to look his way 

Mitch marner skated by a little boy who was waving his hands around he looked back at him the boy looked to him really quick and Mitch gave a wave and the boy jumped up and down happy about it. But the boy’s eyes went back to the other side of the ice Mitch fallowed his stare to Auston who was looking in the stands trying to find someone. Mitch skated over and tapped his shoulder

“I think a little boy trying to get your to look at him.” Mitch pointed the boy out Auston looked over and smiled at the sight of the dark haired four year old

“I’m taking by that smile that is Blake right.”

‘Yeah I wonder where Y/N is.”

but he didn’t have to wonder long as he saw Y/N join her son by the glass Auston skated over to the two and Blake waved so did Y/N Auston waved back and gave them a smile. 

“Auston come on warm up a bit you will see them after the game.” Came Matt martin voice as he skated over 

“Got to say she got a nice jersey on though.” 

Auston looked to Y/N jersey as she and Blake walked back to their seats to see it had martin on the back he would have to do something about that next game.

it was the third period and the leafs where losing to the senders 4-3 everyone was holding their breath at the sound of a ping a shoot from Nylander hit the right post everyone groan and ohh. Blake was biting his nails and Y/N was gripping her jersey 

“Come on guys.” she said as she watched as the line changed 

But with one turn over by a sens player Auston had the puck and was skating down the ice the whole area start cheering Blake held his breath and grabbed onto his mom hand and then a sound for the goal horn. Everyone in the stands stood up and screamed the leafs had tied it and where going into overtime. And Auston had gotten the goal after he fist bump all the guys on the bench he went by Y/N and Blake and gave pointed at them making Blake’s eye light up and Y/N laugh at her sons face. the Leafs ended up winning in over time by a goal scored by Mitch marner Y/N and Blake waited in till pretty much everyone was gone before they made their way down to the locker room.

It took them a little bit but with the help of a guard they found the locker room they waited in the hallway when Y/N phone went off

Auston: Hey you guys by the locker room?

Y/N: yeah we are in the hallway

Auston: okay one sec

Soon they saw Auston walk over to them 

“Hey Auston.”

“Hey Blake enjoy the game?”

“Yeah it was awesome we were so close to the ice and that goal was awesome and that glove save Anderson made!”

Y/N laughed at her son going on and on about the game 

“Did you enjoy it Y/N?”

“Yes it was very fun to watch.” 

“That’s good to hear, now Blake I talked to some of the guys and they wanted to meet you.”

“Really?”

“Yeah come on.”

Blake took Auston hand and they walked into the locker room Auston waved for Y/N to fallow 

“Hey Matthews, this must be Blake right?” Came the voice of Matt Martin 

Blake eyes went wide at the hockey player walking over to him still half dressed in his gear 

“Wow.” was all Blake could say making Y/N laugh a bit 

“And this must be Y/N.” Matt said looking over to her she gave a small nod and wave 

“Nice jersey.”

“Thank you it was a gift from my dad.” Y/N answered with a smile 

Y/N couldn’t help but smile as her son talked with pretty much all the players on the team it made her happy to see her son meeting all his idols and when Mike Babcock walked in and shock his hand she thought he was about to scream like a little girl.

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Jack normally made sure the boys were on top of their homework. But Gavin was pretty forgetful and often his homework would sit in his backpack for days, totally neglected. 

Which is how he found himself with one day to go before he had to present a big science project.

“Come over here Buddy.” Geoff sighed, putting his drink away. “I’ll give you a hand.”

“No, you can’t!” Gavin protested, clutching the paper sheet to his chest defensively.

“Doesn’t it say you should get your guardian to help? Well, I’m your guardian, Kid.”

“Yeah, but…” Gavin trailed off awkwardly. 

“But what?” Geoff practically squawked.

“But it’s science. So I want Rye-Bread to help me.”

“… Ryan?”

“Yeah! Because he’s really smart…. And good and science and stuff, you know?” 

Geoff paused for a moment then relented, grabbing his phone in order to persuade Ryan to come over and help his little brother with his homework.

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a series of unlikely crossovers:  So.  You’re going to get off your spoil-sport balcony in three minutes and come dance with me. Be warned: birthday girl trumps king every time.  Your move.  

For goldcaught.

Aaron Burr, Sir (Hamilton: an American Musical) meme
  • “Pardon me, are you ____?”
  • “That depends; who’s asking?”
  • “I’m at your service.”
  • “I have been looking for you.”
  • “I’m getting nervous.”
  • “I heard your name at Princeton.”
  • “I was seeking an accelerated course of study.”
  • “I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur…”
  • “You punched the bursar?”
  • “I wanted to do what you did.”
  • “He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid!”
  • “So how’d you do it?”
  • “It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed.”
  • “You’re an orphan, of course! I’m an orphan!”
  • “God, I wish there was a war so we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for.”
  • “Can I buy you a drink?”
  • “That would be nice.”
  • “While we’re at it, let me offer you some free advice.”
  • “Talk less. Smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.”
  • “You can’t be serious.”
  • “You want to get ahead?”
  • “Fools who run their mouths oft wind up dead.”
  • “Yo, yo, what time is it? Showtime!”
  • “I’m two pints of Sam Adams but I’m working on three!”
  • “I’m a pop-chick-a-pop these cops ‘til I’m free!”
  • “Oui, oui, mon amie.”
  • “I came from afar just to say ‘bonsoir.’”
  • “Casse-toi!”
  • “Who is the best? C’est moi!”
  • “I’m up in it, loving it. Yes, I heard your mother say ‘come again!’”
  • “Lock up your daughters and horses.”
  • “Of course, it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets.”
  • “No more sex; pour me another brew, son.”
  • “Give us a verse; drop some knowledge!”
  • “Good luck with that; you’re taking a stand. You spit; I’mma sit. We’ll see where we land.”
  • “What do you stall for?”
  • “If you stand for nothing, what will you fall for?”
  • “Who are you?”
  • “Who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?”

benetnash replied to your post “but… but this mean we don’t get phichit and yuuri college roommate…”

I wanna see phichit discovering what drunk yuuri is like for the first time HONESTLY

“Yuuuri! C’mon, have a beer, live a little!”

“Whoa, Yuuri, you’re really loosening up! Too bad you can’t drink before you compete hahahahahha!” 

“Okay buddy, maybe that’s your last one? And uh… where’s that shirt I leant you?”

Phichit makes that shocked fanon smile while Yuuri does a keg stand.

Phichit drags Yuuri away from a tall, blue-eyed, blonde frat boy with a floppy side part who he was aggressively propositioning. 

Phichit does not sleep at night because Yuuri insists on sleeping in his tiny twin bed, spending most of the night mumbling about how someday he’s gonna meet Viktor Nikiforov.

Phichit regrets, but Phichit does not learn. 

A-Z Tag Meme/Game

Tagged by @kageyama-tobiyo thank you honey bun lol I’m so busy these days I can only glance at my tumblr feed. ;;

rules: copy/paste and replace my answers with yours and tag people :^)

a - age: 18 but my best friend is 22 and she’s waiting on me to be her drinking buddy 😂

b - biggest fear: Mushrooms. The way they look, grow on things and ugh their existence appalls me

c - current time: 9:22 PM

d - drink you last had: Oreo Milkshake

e - every day starts with: me jumping out the bed at 4:30 AM to potty

f - favorite song: I just like listening to my other best friend’s self taught music he plays the ukulele and just about every other instrument out there. He was a professional opera singer as well so I live for his notes 💖

g - ghosts, are they real: a classmate from my philosophy class debated with our prof about supernatural being real. Long story short she said “I’m not White™ so I let them rest in piece in exchange they do that for me and all my generations to come. So i could not answer that.” Our class couldn’t breathe for 10 minutes from laughing but I relate.

h - hometown: HA boi you thought I was gonna give you my COB? I ain’t getting hacked today k fam. But I’m from the Deep South of the U.S.

i - in love with: chocolate. I need it to breathe.

j - jealous of: gay men getting all the Beautiful™ men and leaving me these ugly- anyway

k - killed someone: my fish Thomas

l - last time you cried: @perksofbeingawaifu ’s “Stag in the Dark” on Ao3 made me cry last night…

m - middle name: take me on a date first if you wanna know all about me???

n - number of siblings: me

o - one wish: To be wise, knowledgeable, and successful in my career path or TO FUCKING BE A SUCCESSFUL COMMUNICATOR IN GENERAL LIKE I SUCK AT THIS SHIT.

p - person you last called/texted: mi mum

q - questions you’re always asked: Wtf are you saying/ What do you mean?

r - reasons to smile: getting a text from my best friends saying they want to hang out at x or do x with me. A cute person buying me a snack/gift because it’s so nice being taken care of every once in a while. My friends trusting me to respect them and seek security in me no matter what they’ve done.

s - song last sang: Adrenaline by Lauv

t - time you woke up: 5:45 AM

u - underwear color: wow it’s uh multi-colored

v - vacation destination: Rome, Italy

w - worst habit: procrastination with my work to the very last minute I mean literally. Every other school day I walk into my precalculus class in the middle of completing my homework.

x - x-rays you’ve had: too many I had many teeth problems but now they are finally straight! ;v;

z - zodiac sign: Capricorn-Aquarius

It’s Just Seven minutes

Title: It’s just Seven Minutes

Wordcount: 1.6k

Pairing(s): Borumitsu (main); Chousara (hinted), Choujin (hinted)

Summary: Boruto isn’t ready for this. Don’t make him do this, goddamn it. How hard could spending 7 minutes in the closet with your best friend be? 

Tagging: ammeja and animerockmusic0315 my fellow borumitsu trash buddies. 

Breathe.

You can do this. He told– no, assured himself. I taken down guys twice my size, what’s a little game gonna do to me?

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Positivity for Transmasculine Vampirekin!

Heya friend! Vampirekin are so cool, lemme tell you. You always expect this goth dark scary people, which is true sometimes, but most times they’re just huge and very kind dorks??? They drink red liquids- but most of the time its not blood its just red velvet?? Apple cider?? Or maybe it’s real blood! Which is BADASS. Seriously, can I be your friend? Everyone should appreciate vampirekin who sit in the darkness sometimes, or wince at the sun because goddamn that thing is bright and they have to wear big hats or gloves. They would definitely never pressure you to go outside during the summer! Which means you have the best nighttime buddy. Movies? Vampirekin knows the best films. Sprinting in the dark? Vampirekin knows where to go. Parties? Vampirekin know the next five clubs/parties in the area. Or they just have their own party, which is probably a lot better. 

Tell me if you need any edits!

-Rhys

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30 Seconds to Mars @ the House of Blues "Jared Leto taunts audience, groupies" (9/4/10)

OOOOOO 

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Oh shut up before you get struck by a lightning, dillweed.

And btw, if I pay XXX amount of dollars to come watch your show, I´ll take a fucking nap in the first row if I feel like it, buddy.

You´re not gonna start dictating how I need to act at a concert. I make those calls - not you. You can boss your staffers and Satan Suckers around all you want, but try that with me and you´ll be the one sitting in the back with your #vegan drink.

So you just concentrate on standing there on the stage looking pretty and fucking up The Kill for the 49 632nd time, okay?

Thaaaanx.

(Thanks, @theabductionofpersephone ;))

(Disclaimer and rules

  • Andromeda: Oh, god.
  • Alecto: You dirty little liar!
  • Andromeda: I'm sorry, I can explain.
  • Alecto: Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?
  • Amycus: Aly, I cannot stop this car. We have a curfew.
  • Andromeda: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
  • Alecto: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.
  • Amycus: Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10.
  • Alecto: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
  • Andromeda: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
  • Alecto: God! See, at least me and Bellatrix know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I used to be a Black! They're so terrible, I'll never be like that, that isn't me!"
  • Andromeda: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
  • Alecto: What?
  • Amycus: Oh, no, she did not!
  • Alecto: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Rodolphus Lestrange, for example, he broke up with Bellatrix and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Bellatrix, Andromeda? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.
  • [Alecto throws a picture at her, and Amycus drives away with Alecto, yelling out the window]
  • Amycus: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!
Signs as things I've heard as a Freshman 2016
  • Aries: "Dude, where's Alex? Wait dude, I'm Alex,,,"
  • Taurus: "okay look I'm getting real sick and tired of these shenanigans, I need an energy drink buddy" *pounds on vending machine and begins sobbing* please man I got a wife and three kid-" (this goes on for a solid minute)
  • Gemini: "hey mama can I get your credit card number"
  • Cancer: *playing hardcore music full blast through a Bluetooth speaker through the halls as the principle walks by* "it's Christian Rock"
  • Leo: "ye I won... but at what cost"
  • Virgo: *during an intruder drill all in a corner of the class* "it's snuggle time"
  • Libra: *someone shakes the locked doorknob violently and the teacher opens the door* "oh so if it was a murder we'd all be dead"
  • Scorpio: (translated from my Chinese teacher so not 100% accurate) "are you awake? Are you even alive?!?"
  • Sagittarius: "art?! More like... Uh... Darts,,, get it cause,,, both bring people together and are fun activities"
  • Capricorn: "IM WALKIN HERE, EH?"
  • Aquarius: (in Chinese) "SHE'S A JEW?!?" (Teacher replies 'no 戏剧 [xiju], drama') "so,,, she's not a Jew?"
  • Pisces: "I woke up at 5:30 this morning Mrs. *****, I deserve more than this, this,,, 'Biology Textbook' nonsense"

Ok but talking about cliques and how you almost have to be an artist to make friends with an artist?

(First of all, you gotta ask yourself, if they WEREN’T an artist, would you want to be friends with them?)

Like sure you don’t have to be a gardener to make friends with someone who loves gardening but lets say you walk by someone’s garden every day and one day you say “Hey I really like walking past your garden every day and I was wondering if you wanted to come over and hang out in MY garden sometime and we can swap tips and drink tea or something.” and maybe they’re like “Oh shit you’re that fellow with all the hydrangea. Why can’t I get mine that big?” and you end up being gardening buddies, which is fun because it’s not that easy to find a gardening buddy that shares your love of hydrangeas.

But if you just pass by every now and then and maybe said “cool garden” one time, the gardener is probably going to think fondly of you for appreciating their garden but not know if you actually want to get to know them as a person. Maybe they’ll smile and wave at you when you walk by but don’t be shocked if that’s all that ever happens.

tips for fasting

1. eat light for a few days before the fast
2. make an eating plan for after the fast
Slowly introduce foods back into your diet so you don’t gain back all the weight you lost.
3. don’t break the fast with a heavy meal
4. make a website or blog
This can be used to track your weight loss and to encourage you to keep going.
5. find an ana-buddy
Having an ana-buddy is very helpful because they can be there for you for encouragement and help. Also, would you really want to disappoint your buddy by not completing your fast?
6. drink lots of water (ice cold preferably)
try to drink a glass every hour.
7. chew sugar free gum or eat ice if you’re hungry
8. try enjoying hunger pains
I know this one is a little out there, but trust me, it works. For example, if you imagine your stomach growling is it eating away at your fat, you’ll start to enjoy it more.
9. exercise
Go for a walk or run. Go to the gym. Ride your bike. It doesn’t matter. If you bring water with you, you can sip along the way. This benefits you because: You’re burning calories from exercising and sipping water (which will make you less hungry).
10. look at thinspo
Looking at thinspo or thinking about the benefits of the fast and your goals helps. think to yourself: Do I want to look like this or do I want cake? If you live alone, you can also put thinspo around your house and in your pantry/fridge.
11. take a nap
Taking a nap can help with the energy loss from not eating. Also, if you’re asleep, you’re obviously not thinking about eating.
12. take a shower or bath
Taking a shower or bath can help you avoid food. As I’ve said before, hot baths can help suppress your appetite and cold showers help burn calories. Also, if you put on a little music, you can burn even more calories in the shower from dancing.
13. weigh yourself
14. pinch your fat
wouldn’t want to add to the problem, right?
15. look at pro ana blogs
like this one? ;)
16. start a journal
Start writing about your fast in a journal to keep you busy. Write about how you feel, why you want to fast, the benefits of the fast, etc. You can also keep your ana rules and tips in the journal.

06/05/16

I was again tagged by @paulbenjamins <3

1. where is your cell phone? on my left on its charger
2. your hair? just…. normal boring straight black Asian hair, fully natural
3. your mom? she must be out doing groceries (I just got up)
4. your other half? …………………
5. your favourite food? it changes every time I answer this, right now maybe Korean bbq lol
6. your dream last night? it was something interesting but I can’t remember even though I got up an hour ago
7. your favourite drink? sparkling water
8. fear? terminal illness, losing my family, teeth falling out, having to meet new people
9. your home away from home? my life has been nomadic so I don’t really know, maybe Toronto??
10. where were you last night? over at a buddy’s 3 minutes away from here
11. something that you aren’t? enthusiastic and extroverted
12. muffins? banana or lemon poppy
13. wish list item? a number of PS4 games and DVDs, an Orson Krennic Hot Toys if they ever make one, Beksinski/Barlowe/Caravaggio/Michelangelo art books, a GTX 1080 and other components to match….. I’m a greedy bitch
14. where you grew up? all over the place - Seoul, Toronto, Tokyo
15. last thing you did? brushed my teeth I guess
16. what are you wearing now? matching pink stripy button-up pjs
17. your TV? 8000km away in Seoul
18. your pets? I don’t have any but I used to have a Triops, as well as a Korean long-horned beetle that I raised from a grub, and stagbeetle
19. friends? tumblr buds know who they are, I have like 5 real-life friends in this whole city rn
20. your life? aimless and utterly uneventful, mostly takes place online and in movies/video games
21. missing someone? my circle of high school friends I haven’t seen for 5+ years, now scattered across the continent/world

you all know how I roll, feel free to join in if you’d like, give me an @ if you do!