can i be that m&m

Serious (Player!Jungkook)

Plot: #53. “You smell nice.” + #55. “I don’t wanna get up– you’re comfy.” + #65. “Sometimes I just can’t control myself when I’m around you.” + #67. “I think I’m in love.” + #73. “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on.” with player!Jungkook

Word Count: 1,127

A/N: so this is lowkey based on this FMV and the song Player by Tinashe, I know I just put up a kook post yesterday but this sounded so fun to write and I had to do it so the link for this is player!Jungkook (here)

He had never been one for relationships. He had never bothered with the idea of settling down, of getting serious with anyone. He was young, barely into his 20s, and he wanted to live his life with no commitments. He was busy, he was forming a career in photography, he had a job, he had school, he had friends he loved. He knew he wasn’t going to stay single forever, he knew he wouldn’t be happy jumping from date to date long term but in that moment, it’s what he wanted. Easy, simple, keep things platonic with just an edge of romance.

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(Translation) Neko to Goshujin-sama

ネコとご主人様 [R18! Please proceed only if you’re above 18!]

CV. Murata Taishi


T/N: YOOO 2 TRANSLATIONS IN A DAY, FOLKS. GO GRAB YOUR COFFEE.

Thank you for the commission~! Honestly the implied furry plot is makes me doubtful but hey, it’s murata…so it’s bound do be cute and dorky, how can i reject this? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nyahahahahaha


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But once Mark goes, the real fun can begin and everyone we hate can start getting the boot.

I’m wet. Who do we want first? I’m kinda hoping Alex or Raven or the optimistic long shot PAUL.

anonymous asked:

I feel scared I cut the first time today, (not even deep, barely even drew blood and like the cut isn't even 0.5cm long so not that big of a deal) but I know it can go downhill very fast and I'm afraid. Mostly because I'm feeling the urge to do it again and I don't know I just needed to tell someone I guess and your blog was the first that came into my mind so here I am. idk I just feel a bit lost and I can't do this

I’m glad you feel like you can come to me, darlin. I know you’re struggling right now, but I want to tell you that you can do this. You may not always feel like it, and you’ll have some days that are harder than others. But you don’t have to do it alone. It’s not always easy to let yourself trust and rely on others, but your friends and family might be able to help you through this.

It’s very true that it can become addictive, so I hope you don’t mind if I suggest some alternatives for when you’re feeling the urge to cut. Holding ice cubes or taking a too cold/too hot shower can provide sensation, or you can draw/write with a red pen on the place where you would cut.

If you need anything else, don’t be afraid to come ask. I’m here for you, darlin, and I believe in you.

gevalover  asked:

̶B̶l̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶R̶u̶r̶i̶k̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶n̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶b̶l̶e̶e̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶o̶l̶(̶?̶ Welp I can't say go to sleep cuz i know that pain e-e *̶s̶o̶b̶*̶' but what i can do? easy~ *Gives u a leaf of lettuce* Absorbs the blood well(?? cdsgfsgh ;))) U can also paint the sacrifices..... *gross sob* i'M sORRy :'')

Soykwkyowksk I’m choking omG- x'ddd and a leaf of lettuce sounds like a stable thing to block this problem(?) Prff, paint the sacrifices u say? Hmmm- doesn’t sound like an bad idea actually sojykwo. Better than anything I could think of, thanks hermana! (Dun be sorry-)

Group Prompt #27: LGBT+

Person A: Is it weird that I’ve never been sexually attracted to my boyfriends?
Person B: Yes, sexual attraction is half the relationship.
Person C: No, actually Person B is wrong. It is not weird. There’s this thing called asexual. Have you never heard this term before?
Person A: Yeah but I never really understood it.
Person C: You should really put some study into it. It might help you understand yourself a little better.

Person A: I’m a biromantic heterosexual.
Person B: How does that work?
Person A: It means I’m romantically interested in two genders while I’m sexually interested in only one.

Person A: Why do you never enjoy when we are having sex? You know I can tell you’re not enjoying yourself, right?
Person B: I’m sorry. I’m asexual, I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t enjoy sex. It is what it is.

Kid: What’s scissoring?
Kid’s Older Sister: Uhh, ask mom. Scratch that, ask your friend’s mom.
Kid: I heard you talking about scissoring some girl last night.
KOS: Shh, brat, shut up. Just drop it.
Kid: But what’s scissoring?
KOS: You’ll know when you’re older. Seriously, trust me you don’t want to know.
Kid: Why not?
KOS: Because it’ll put images of me in your head you don’t want there.

Person A: *touches Person B’s cheek*
Person B: *lips open slightly* Hey…
Person A: Yes?
Person B: Y-you’re beautiful…
Person A: Not at beautiful as you.

I hope you like these. The last one’s supposed to be a couple that’s part of the lgbt+ community.

I find it disturbing that some find it okay to experiment and learn for yourself by mutilating your animals’ bodies. Fucking up their biology genetically doesn’t excuse making physical alterations to their form in risky medical procedures that you have exactly zero training for. (I don’t care how simple an alteration it is, it is surgery, and there’s a lot that can go wrong.)

I’m just going to draw a line there. I’m unfollowing those that think that’s okay. I don’t really care if you think less of me for drawing that line, because honestly I think less of you for not. Harsh but true. I feel strongly about this. Maybe lets not mutilate our animals, that can’t show us the pain we’re putting them through. If fish could scream you wouldn’t do it.

I am all about community discussion, learning, and growth. But learning should not come at the expense of your animals. That is irresponsible on so many levels. Don’t experiment dangerously on your pets. That’s kind of fucked up.

Preteen Rhaegar
  • Preteen Rhaegar: *looks out of window in the Red Keep with Angst™*
  • Rhaella: Rhaegar, you're supposed to be studying with the Grand Maester
  • Rhaegar: Mother.. I can't *still staring out of the window*
  • Rhaella: Why can't you?
  • Rhaegar: Because I'm.... uh..... you know...
  • Rhaegar: I'm.... the prince that... was promised, I have important prophecy things that I need to do
  • Rhaella: As far I am aware, you are the prince that was promised to do his work with Grand Maester Pycelle

guys, I don’t know what to do anymore

it used to just be rare, on an occasion, just randomly..
now it’s every day
every night Im awake just remembering these horrifying images

I just want them to go away
I can’t do anything
I’m fucking trapped.

honestly I’m ready to just drop out, give up.
I have pretty much nothing to live for and I just want these thoughts gone,

I don’t know what to do.

tacocoffe  asked:

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! :D

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it and I know, I know, I know I want you -to like upgrade because I’ve worked on it for more than a month :P

You know, there is some really dark shit in Doctor Who that sometimes seems to get glossed over. The Cybermen, for one. I can’t imagine anything worse that becoming a Cyberman. Canary Wharf must have been a nightmare no episode or story can even begin to capture; I wonder if Big Finish will try one day?

But also the Toclafane. What a terrifying story - the last of humanity, crash landing on a dark, inhospitable planet they thought would be their salvation, turning themselves into cold machines to survive. Then traveling back in time to destroy their ancestors. Wow. That is horrifying. So dark and depressing, and with no acknowledgment that that particular future could change. How awful.

Anyway. I’m sure you can guess what I’m writing about this afternoon! Question: do you think that Ianto, Tosh, Gwen, and Owen voted for Harold Saxon? What happened to the ArchAngel Network after TYTNW? And how did UNIT handle the coverup of events on the Valiant??

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I slept through the first two thirds of 2017 under a blanket of the heaviest sadness I’ve ever known. In April I heard the first notes of a musical that nudged me awake, and I started to write. Now I’m learning how to breathe again, learning how to stand on knees that shake, and I know there’s still days to come when they won’t quite hold me up, and that’s okay because they’ve been through a lot and they deserve to rest when they need it. But I’m grateful for every day that I can stand, I’m grateful that I’m learning to come home to my bones and my skin. Every day that I manage to stand up on these uncertain legs is a good thing. I’m safe here, and I’m going to say it again and again until I believe it.

* flash commissions sale

long story short, i was suspended from my job today. this wouldn’t be a huge problem if i hadn’t been counting on the money to take a car out of town tomorrow to go see my cousin. it means a lot to both of us that i be there and with enough money to get there but not enough to get back you can see i’m facing a dilemma. so right now i’m holding a FLASH SALE for the next 15 HOURS. that means i’m going to stop taking commissions at 12 PM EST tomorrow. just instant message me with what you want + images you want used + the vibe you’re going for and i’ll begin.

all commissions will be completed as quickly as possible and started as soon as the request is received. it would really help me out if people reblogged this because this trip means the world to me. my goal is to be able to make $50, and i’ll stay up through the night if i have to.

PRICES: $10 Theme Backgrounds, $5 Promo, $5 Header + 2 Avatars, $3 Headers, $3 100 Stylized Icons, $2 4 Avatars, $2 100 Base Icons

EXAMPLES HERE