can i be doge

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Vacation over…. went to work early on a Monday ✨ 


My desk at work is so clean but my desk at home is so messy lol I can’t even find the doge comic draft from my pile of thumbnails ;; I’ll just organize them when I get home

My snickers bars froze over while I was gone and they’re like rocks I can’t eat them hhhrgrhrgh it’s so cold

Internet Pragmatics™ and Racial Stereotypes

White people in the English-speaking world have been given free license to break colonialist faux-Classical grammar rules 5eva (i can haz, lolspeak, l33tspeak, My Immortal, cattes, such soft so doge, u wot m8, sh*tgibbons, boaty mcboatface, lyking the bred, etc).

While white people are assumed to know the rules and consciously flout them for humorous effect, people of color doing the same things online often have to add footnotes proving they know what they did “wrong,” as the online audience will unfairly assume they are uneducated and “didn’t know any better.” This author probably got dozens of “corrections,” whether gentle or angry, for an obviously intentional nonstandard pattern, prompting their valid frustration at the sentient fedoras.

And it’s a safe bet that most of those pedants also follow gimmick accounts that twist language all the dang time, but they only complain about one person’s indefinite determiners.

“Can be your Christmas present,Derek?”
“Every day with you is a gift, Stiles…”
“You are so wow..”

Sterek!Doge AU
Maybe as the first year of Doge!Stiles being rescued from the high kill shelter and brought into CourageWolf!Derek’s pack, he begins to find the confidence in himself to be more outgoing, not be ashamed of his odd speech pattern that seems to normalize over time but still lingers there when he doesn’t feel like putting much effort into talking. Perhaps, just perhaps, Stiles is finding himself to be more fond of the courageous and wonderful alpha that rescued him. Perhaps the feelings of the fluttering butterflies in his soft tummy are not ones that he wants to bash away, but perhaps ones that give way to more positive and wow feelings. Perhaps, the looks Derek gives him are ones that Stiles is hopefully reading correct, so he bundles up all the courage that his pack and his new family have given him these last few months, and takes that leap of faith and declare that his feelings for Derek are very wow and make him feel such flutter in his tummy. And this Christmas?

Well this Christmas may just end up being very very wow. 

kisukke  asked:

wow.. i can't... i just can't. your doge theme HAHAH and I initially came to just say YOUR IWAOI HARRY POTTER COMIC IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD. I think I love you ;_;

AAA Thank you so much for liking the comic!!!
(and for liking the doge theme too! much thank such wow)
:’DD

Here friendo, have some extras I forgot to post:

  • Dan: *leading guest for collab through front door*
  • Guest: *walks in*
  • *is greeted by a dog*
  • Guest: Oh I didn't know you got a dog!
  • Dan: *laughs nervously*
  • Haha... He was so secret that... Even I didn't know about it
  • Guest: *leans down to pet dog*
  • Dan: excuse me one moment.
  • Dan: phIL?! WHY IS THERE A DOG IN THE FLAT
  • Phil: *from other room*
  • I GOT IT EARLIER TODAY FROM A SUBSCRIBER! HIS NAME IS DOGE.
  • Dan: *sighs*
  • I suppose we can keep it then.
Playing Agar.io like:

“We are literally the same size. I am passing through you right now. YOU CAN’T EAT ME.”

“Do I get bigger to eat more people or do I stay small so I can run the fuck away from all these giant doges?”

“AHA Tried to eat a virus did we? Now I get ALL YOUR BABIES”

“FUkC ME I DIDNnt MEAN T O SPlITT”

“SHIT.SHIT! THE DOGES HAVE ME CORNERED”

give yourself a superhero name & describe your powers
  • phil: even more amazingphil i can turn to steel & kill ducks?
  • dan: my name is doge man and i go wow and then everyone goes flat into a meme