can i axe you something

Out of context D&D Starters (1/?)
  • "Not the sausages! Please, not my beautiful sausages!"
  • "How much blood was there?"
  • “Well it’s enough to say a ritual sacrifice was normal, but not enough to say the whole village was slaughtered.”
  • "Can I axe you something?"
  • "If it's my neck, yes, you can axe me. Just take it. Right down the center."
  • “I’m not a servant of _______. I’m his/her girl/boyfriend.”
  • "All this betrayal is making me nervous"
  • "No, my plan to lose weight does not include a time paradox"
  • "According to what I’ve read… no, wait, according to what I’ve STOLEN…"
  • "What exactly are you afraid of finding?”
  • "Aw yeah, time for some guilt-free arson!"
  • "Give me that! You're holding it upside-down!"
  • "As long as I hear screaming, I know I’ve done the right thing."
  • "No, you cannot make stew out of the hands."
  • “Sir, if you’re going to be rowdy, I’m going to have to ask you to leave the morgue.”
  • "This is a lot of potatoes."
  • "The amount of manipulation I have to do to keep this party together is getting a bit absurd"
  • "I don't think 'whoops' covers this sort of thing..."
  • "No offense, but when can I kill something?"
  • "A tavern is worth one and a half million chickens!?"
  • "My sword got stuck."