can he be so hot and yet cute

Self Insert Month, Fraction’s Hawkguy

Happy Self Insert month!

MY NEW LANDLORD HAS A DOG!!!!!1!!1!

#doggies #also he’s kind of cute #the landlord not the dog #but the dog is too

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Hipster Building has a weekly rooftop grill party potluck. I made pasta salad and was fed SO MANY OTHER THINGS. Also pet two dogs!

#I love my new place #none of the neighbours seem overly creepy yet #can you grill an unox rookworst? #I’m gonna ask my parents to send me one so we can find out

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Landlord came to fix my shower and got wet, took off his shirt. Hot damn boy has abs. And arms.

#I dub thee Hot Landlord #he kept saying stuff like ‘why are you like this’ to the shower and ‘aw wrench no’ #them abs tho

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Hot Landlord’s dog has figured out my schedule and waits outside the door for pets every day.

#doggies #blessed

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Saw Hot Landlord in the hall changing a light bulb on world’s most wobbly ladder. His face is all busted up and he’s covered in bandages. Connected?

#please do not fall off your ladder and break something #I will buy you a new ladder if you let me pick a new paint colour for the downstairs hallway

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Hot Landlord’s dog BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY FUCKING PIZZA.

#came back into the room and it was scarfing down my pizza #how #the door was locked #pizza dog #still cute though

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Confronted Hot Landlord about his pizza stealing dog. Apparently it is a thing. He crouched down and looked Pizza Dog in the eye and said WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

#he ordered me a new and better pizza #best landlord #the dog did not look guilty #how did it unlock the door though

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PIZZA DOG ISN’T GETTING IN THROUGH THE LOCKED DOOR BUT THROUGH MY WINDOW. Also: Hot Landlord came to put extra latches on my window.

#I was beginning to think pizza dog was an animagus #hot landlord is again covered in bandages why

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Apparently Hot Landlord is an Avenger???? Who knew not me but Iron Man just landed in the middle of the Hipster Building BBQ and carried him off.

#piggyback style #apparently bridal style is undignified #but which Avenger is he??? #Iron Fist???

What I learned from watching eps 1-4 of Hwarang:

1) The director likes messing with your feels.

2) The director REALLY likes messing with your goddamn feels.

3) Soo Ho is an extremely cute, yet really dingy, little shit that I just want to hug and feed cookies to all day.

4) Ban Ryu is extremely hot and pulls off the ‘cold guy’ persona well. If he cries, I cry.

5) Soo Ho and Ban Ryu’s rivalry is really cute tbh, fight me on this.

6) I want to see Hwarang football become a thing cause that shit is intense.

7) I don’t know if I can properly get through Han Sung’s scenes without dying from feels cause I love the person playing him so damn much.

8) Moo Myung/Sun Woo has a habit of making your skin erupt into goosebumps because of all the shit he does.

9) Aro is useless thus far.

10) The queen is a tyrannical bitch that I’d like to overthrow myself.

BTS reacts to you being sensitive { they touch your sides/thighs }

Jin: *Only does it when he wants to hear you make those cute noises*
“Stop runing, I want to hear moreeee.”

Originally posted by taeguk

Namjoon: *Does it when you’re angry at him*
“See if you were really angry you wouldn’t have reacted.”

Originally posted by ilalisa

Yoongi: *Tries not to do it but can’t help it*
“Sorry but it’s so cute when you make those noises.”

Originally posted by jeonbase

Hoseok: *Does it and then teases you about it*
“Why are you like this? Cute yet so silly?”

Originally posted by pjkook

Jimin: *Likes to do it public*
“I don’t know, why did you make those noises Jagi? The boys want to know.”

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Taehyung: *Only does it when he is bored*
“Oopsie?”

Originally posted by cmtae

Jungkook: *Only does it when he wants to hear the noises*
“Damn that’s hot.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Message me any requests!!! ~ Sav ~ 

this is how I cope with having to wait for the new episodes

I actually fail to comprehend how Park Seo Joon looks so perfect even when he’s mad

Originally posted by jeonskookie

or when he’s the biggest awkward puppy and hides from everything 

Originally posted by eungf


AND LETS NOT FORGET ALL THIS:

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I NEED SOME HOLY WATER AND A FEW BUCKETS OF ICE TO COOL ME DOWN

HELP

Originally posted by novellarose

Originally posted by yaoi-i

HE MAKES ME GO WEAK IN THE KNEES. HES SO CUTE AND HOT AND FLUFFY AND UGH I JUST CAN’T ASDFGHJKLLEDGAKERGFBERLKTDFVEKFGKERGESGJKEGJSKGJSDGJHGBSDFGUEALBFDSKLJCN

IM SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TO PUT UP WITH MY CONSTANT FANGIRLING (I WOULD TOTALLY PUT UP MORE IF I HAD THE TIME). BUT HE’S PROBABLY MY FAVE KOREAN ACTOR YET.

Shiro:Hey you must be Keith Kogane,nice to meet you I’m Takashi Shirogane but you can call me Shiro everyone around here calls me that.

Keith:Nice to meet you too,I have heard so many things about you.

(Meanwhile inside the minds of Keith and Shiro.)

Shiro:Oh my god he’s cute.

Keith:OH SHIT HE’S HOT!

MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD IS BOTH SO HOT AND CUTE AND PRECIOUS LIKE THE WAY HIS VOICE WOULD BE ALL HIGH PITCHED AND SOFT LIKE AN ANGEL WHEN HE SINGS PASSIONATELY BUT THEN IT CAN BE ALSO ROUGH AND HARSH YET BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE’S ROCKING OUT ON STAGE TO A ROCK SONG LIKE FUCK THAT PALE WHITE ASS BITCH I HATE HIM

Aren’t you totally in love with him yet? And if not… WHY?! 

BTS: a summary

Rapmon:
-leader
-badass
-smart as hell
-rap king

Suga:
-has the cutest smile
-TINY
-yet super badass
-can spit FIRE when he raps
-takes ZERO shit
-do not fuck with him

Jin:
-oldest
-least popular
-but he loves himself enough to make up for it
-king of puns
-AMAZING laugh

J-Hope:
-super energetic
-super bright smile
-awesome rapper
-SOPE IS REAL

V:
-literal ball of sunshine
-voice so deep it can reach the pits of hell
-GROWLS ON STAGE
-HAS ZERO CHILL WHEN PERFORMING

Jimin:
-cute squishy face
-yet SUPER MUSCULAR
-hot as hell
-great dancer

Jungkook:
-golden maknae
-literally good at everything
-ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL
-kind
-humble
-hardworking
-there is nothing about him that isn’t perfect

so much oihina in my head!

- like oihina cliche shoujo manga style. cute little new high school student falls in love with his senpai and joins the volleyball team as a manager hey we’re talking cliche so yeah he’s no playing yet and then bam one day shouyou shows off his mad athletic skills on accident and hot damn oikawa falls head over heels in love and attempts to recruit him to play cause holy fudge chibi-chan can jump and yes dates. cute date. cafe dates, movie dates, walking home after practice together. cliche confessions. blushing. kisses at a festival while there are fireworks going off in the distance

- oh man ohohoho but also lets have teacher au because we can. oikawa is of course alway gonna be older because hello age differences. so hina is the cute new english teacher he had a lot of study help in college with his bff yachi okay so yes english teacher. and oikawa asks hina out for drinks after his first day with some of his other co-workers. which hina gladly accepts, because who wouldn’t want to go drinking with oikawa?? and lots of alcohol and then even more alcohol and BAM woah woah why are we waking up in the same bed naked?! and yes hina’s ass and lower back hurt like hell so they know something happened and yes this is all knew to hina because frankly he did NOT know he was attracted to guys so hina freaks out and oikawa decides to court his little ball of sunshine and hina ofc falls in love because who can resist courting oikawa?

- if you know anything about me you KNOW I CAN’T RESIST TATTOO SHOP AU’S so of course this was bound to show up. oikawa as a tattoo artist because hot dammmmn and his body is just covered with those drop dead gorgeous watercolor tattoos (have you seen them?? they are glorious!!) but anyway one day there’s talk about another tattoo shop that went up a few months ago across town. apparently some of HIS customers are thinking of going elsewhere??! wth so oikawa and iwa his childhood friends and fellow tattoo artist oh gosh imagine iwa’s glorious arms covered in ink?? hello my panties have dropped go undercover to check out this new placeeee and hello there what is this?? a sexy little piercing specialist that of course has his tongue pierced because i can’t not have shouyou have a damn tongue piercing. and yes his hair is longer and yes it’s in a ponytail because WOAH. anyway oikawa is stunned when this little ball of sunshine comes up to him and asks him what he plans on getting done. of course he’s thinking you can do anything you want to me. and then the ball of sunshine is laughing and so are kuroo and bokuto (yes they work there too) and iwa is just sighing because oikawa of course said that out loud. but yeah he gets shouyou’s number.

- okay okay but what about hinata as an elementary school teacher-helper kat i can’t resist this either?? and oikawa a single parent. and one day his little girl comes home raving about how she’s gonna marry hinata-sensei when she grows up and oikawa is just panicking because WHO IS THIS MAN STEALING HIS LITTLE GIRL?? so he marches down to the school with his girl in tow the next day and pretty much demands to see this hinata-sensei and then when hina shows up oikawa’s anger leaves him in a flash because oh gosh no honey sorry you’re not marrying him i am say hello to your new mom. and yeah he asks for hina’s number, which is gladly given.

okay.. i’m done. for now. send me headcanons please

wow modern au hanschen hcs

- he’s like the same height as Melchior but he always looks smaller and its inexplicable

- he’s like pretty buff

- he’s also a part time barista and he works at the same place as Melchi, that’s how they met

- he and melchi are actually like really good friends

- his apartment is like so tidy and nice
compared to Moritz and Melchi’s

- he says he has a roommate but no one has actually met the roommate so he might be lying

- Hanschen who was always like ‘I’m never getting married lmao can’t tie me down’ but like after one week with Ernst he calls Melchior and just goes 'You know what? I think I kinda want to marry this boy.’

- he has an uncharacteristic yet surprisingly cute laugh. The keyword being cute because nothing else about him is cute he’s just hot

- 2 cats he has 2 cats

- he has a huge collection of romcoms in fact I they’re pretty much the only movies he’ll watch

- Melchior and Hanschen have sleepovers like once a week (but cause Moritz doesn’t like staying alone that pretty much means he and Ernst have sleepovers just as often)

- he’s weirdly good with kids which is funny cause he doesn’t like them much

- his shirts are so tight fitting he might as well not wear them TBH

- he does ballet, or at least he did do ballet

- he’s an (aspiring) acTor, he’s really good actor tho so he could probably make it big time

- whenever someone asks for his number (wether it be one night stands or strangers) and he doesn’t really want to give them it he gives them Melchior’s instead

- Melchior does not enjoy dealing with these people

Making Seventeen Blush

S. Coups: You two being out in public and you mention that he’s the leader in a band. 

Jeonghan: You mention how much time he spends on his hair.

Joshua: Mentioning how he likes to show off with his language ability. 

Jun: Just randomly kissing him in public.

Hoshi: Squeezing his cheeks and calling him adorable.

Wonwoo: asking him to do his aegyo because it’s adorable. 

Woozi: You calling him cute and him getting angry so then you call him sexy.

DK: “How can you be so cute yet so hot at the same time?”

Mingyu: Also kissing him out of nowhere, very passionately. 

Minghao: Asking him to dance for your friends because he is really good.

Seungkwan: You calling him a diva.

Vernon: “Hey Vernon.” “Yeah?” “You’re hot as f***”

Dino: Telling him he never grew up but he’s adorable.


- Admin Hana ^0^

Reaction: When you get angry at them but you look like a fluff ball

HI~ Another new reaction to keep this tumblr blog alive! Do send me requests!


Xiumin:

*trying to hide his smile*

Originally posted by sehontop

Luhan:

y/n: YAH! I told you to clean up and you did not! Instead its even messier now! *huffs*

luhan: *he can’t handle your cuteness and bursts out laughing*

y/n: WHAT’S SO FUNNY

Originally posted by dawnlus

Kris:

Awww you’re so cute

Originally posted by squishy-humans

Suho:

Aigoo uri y/n is angryyyy..

Originally posted by wooyoung

Yixing:

Baobei.. don’t get angry with me.. *pouts*

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu

Baekhyun:

man you’re so cute and hot when you are mad jagi

y/n: AISH YOU PERVERT!

Originally posted by wooyoung

Chen:

i’m sowwy.. let’s cuddle~

Originally posted by sassy-osh

Chanyeol:

so sexy..

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

Kyungsoo:

She’s so cute yet scary..

Originally posted by awkwardkaisoo

Tao: 

omg.. what do i do.. she’s so cute.. but she’s pissed.. omggggggg geges! Help me!

Originally posted by a-tao-b

Kai:

Originally posted by luderella

Sehun:

Pshh.. *shows his bratty side but his heart still melts*

Originally posted by exoissimo

Exo Reaction To You Having A Septum Piercing

request: EXO react you their girlfriend having a septum piercing? - anon

here you go anon hope you enjoy the reaction: as noted I do not own any of the gifs unless stated otherwise

Admin~ Kirra-Jane


Xiumin

Originally posted by minseokked

‘wow I didn’t know that you would look so good with that piercing….wow just wow you look HOT’ he would be loving how great you look with it in….he thinks it adds to your personality too.


Luhan

Originally posted by luderella

‘when did you get that….I’m not complaining tho it looks cute but hot at the same time’ finds it extremely adorable but yet super sexy at the same time and can’t decide whether he finds you sexy or cute when you have it in.


Kris

Originally posted by krismehard

being the bad boy, tough guy that kris is he would love the fact that you had a piercing that made you look so bad ass in the first place. tbh he would also think you look fabulous with the piecing.


Suho

Originally posted by qrishan

is first very concerned when he finds out that you got a septum piercing but after he realises how mac it suits you he gets used to seeing you with it in and finding it quite attractive.


Lay

Originally posted by laygion

*impressed yixing* lay is impressed that you went through all of that pain just to get a thing around your nose….not to say he doesn’t like it…he does just the amount of pain that you would have gone through that is enough for him….


Baekhyun

Originally posted by ohbaekhyuns

‘look you will still never look as flawless as I do with my lip chain but you will be a close second jagiya’ but let’s be honest here no one comes close to Byun baekhyun with piercings…


Chen

Originally posted by minsugakr

‘here you get lots of kisses for the amount of pain that will cause you in the future cause girl that a ring in your nose who knows how much that is gonna cause you problems….don’t come crying to me when it does’ *sassy chen out*


Chanyeol

Originally posted by thecrazykidnextdoor

'i can’t tell when you’re doing agyeo if your hot or cute cause with that piercing right there you just look plain hot’ very confused on how he feels about it atm but surely will end up loving it.


D.O.

Originally posted by kaisooshipper

shy little kyunsoo thinks you look really attractive with it in…but doesn’t want to say anything cause he is shy about it. overall he loves it cause it makes you look more bad ass than you already are.


Tao

Originally posted by xiusenpai

‘how much did it hurt? how long did it take? again did it hurt a lot? did you cry? how did it feel’ this boy would be full of questions for the fact that either he was concerned or he found it interesting.


Kai

Originally posted by jngn-km

‘awwww baby do you want me to kiss it better does it hurt….do you want ice or pain killers just yell if you need anything’ is very concerned about how much it is hurting you even tho it looks really good he wants to make sure you’re not in a lot of pain


Sehun

Originally posted by sehunijjang

oh, baby, would he love, it like you’ve seen him like he is so like mysterous and stuff and he would just find your piercing so attractive and fasinating it would draw him to you and make him want to find out more about you thatn he already did.

12. You Tweet a Sexy Picture of Him

Ashton Irwin:

@Y/T/N: You cant do that face when I’m not around! @Ashton5os

Calum Hood:

@Y/T/N: Why are you doing this to me @Calum5sos

Luke Hemmings:

@Y/T/N: How can my boyfriend be so hot, yet so cute at the same time! @Luke5sos

Michael Clifford:

@Y/T/N: My man doesn’t even need to try and he looks good! @Michael5sos

*I don’t own these pictures*

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Puppy love || Scott McCall

Prompt: Meeting Scott when you take your dog for a check up since your parents are both unavailable and you both flirt a wee bit and you later tell your cousin Lydia about the hot yet adorable guy at the clinic and the next day she hears him telling stiles about the girl in the clinic who sounds a lot like her cousin so she sets them up please?

Pairing: Scott x reader (ft. Lydia and Stiles)

Words: 2,048 

A/n: I know this is not a Christmas prompt but this is so cute I just couldn’t help myself at all! I love Scott, I love writing for him, he’s just my fave and my heart melted while writing this because i love Scott and i can totally picture him doing this, I really liked how this turned out and I would like to know what you think of it, please :) (btw the gif is mine)

Originally posted by daisies-are-my-favorites

“Hey sweetie, could you come downstairs for a second?” Your mother asked from the kitchen

You walked out of your room and went downstairs to the kitchen; your parents had a BBQ over at your aunt’s house and since Lydia wasn’t home, there was no use on going with them just to be surrounded by adults and their boring conversations

“Do you need something?” You asked

“Yeah, Aslan has an appointment with the vet this afternoon and I won’t be able to take him, could you please take him? It won’t take long”

Aslan was your golden retriever, he was very loved by everyone and your parents took very good care of him, so they had him check every once in a while

“Of course I will take him” you kneeled down  and started playing with him

Your parents left for the BBQ and you took Aslan to the animal clinic, he was usually very calm but he wasn’t very fond of most people, it’s true that golden retrievers were supposed to be the most loving and playful dogs, but for some reason yours wasn’t, he was actually very protective of you, he wouldn’t even let your father hug you and that happened with most of your guy friends

You parked in front of the clinic and took Aslan inside, you were expecting to see Dr. Deaton but in his place there was this boy around your age with beautiful brown eyes and a charming smile

Keep reading

I think I will start drawing HunHan arts, I think I’m too deep for this now ;_;. Even though there are hardly fanarts for them I want to participate somehow. Currently I’m keeping track of 50 fanfics, and they are so amazing and great, I totally blame on them that I can’t let go…

It was 7-8 years ago that I drew arts for KPOP boygroups and this time, my love for Luhan and Sehun is stronger than I used to have for DBSK, just look at—

Luhan:

He is honestly the prettiest human I have ever seen, a real flower boy. So kind and pretty like an angel. And he is so cute for always claiming to be very manly hahhaha

Sehun:

Look at this motherfucking bitch, he is the youngest member of EXO and yet he seems this mature and fuck, he is a perfect Mafia boss, ye

He is so hot——

“Oh Sehun” is the word I say when I moan, and then he can be

so fricking ADORABLE

LIKE THE YOUNGEST MAKNAE HE IS

But honestly he is so swaggy and cool and confident when he dances, like here:

The song “Beat Maker” should be BABY MAKER. He made me pregnant with his harsh and dominant hip thrusts ♥_____♥.

anonymous asked:

AAAAAH YOUR PERIDOT IS ADORABLE

thank youu! <3

Anon:Hey would it be alright if I used your peridot picture as an icon?

yeah that’s fine! you guys can use any of my pics as icon uvu (also not strictly necessary but if you do some credit is appreciated)

Anon:Thoughts on mayor dewy and his crush on the hot one I mean Pearl

I guess it’s cute but also hella onesided lmao (when he said that at first I thought he meant Garnet pfft)

Anon:Would you consider selling merchandise of your Steven universe art? Because I would buy like 100000 peridot things tbh

there is some stuff on my society! no Peridot (yet?) tho ;v;

Anon:New episode of SU? I thought they aired on thursdays??

this week is stevenbomb so there’s a new ep each day so far 8′)

anonymous asked:

is louis real? i'm pretty sure he's the only person on the planet who can go from drop dead gorgeous to tiny cuddly boy or from hot as fuck footballer to cute giggly son or from scruffy jokester to loving big brother. how is it possible???

I have seen Louis with my own two 20/20 vision eyes on three separate occasions. I know people who have met Louis, and yet, I remain unconvinced of the validity of his so-called existence. Louis is an enigma. The Unsolved Mystery™ of unsolved mysteries. Jessica Fletcher couldn’t even solve this one. 

But let’s have a look at the evidence, shall we? 

Exhibit A: drop dead gorgeous

Exhibit B: tiny cuddly boy

Exhibit C: hot as fuck footballer

Exhibit D: cute giggly son

Exhibit E: scruffy jokester

Exhibit F: loving big brother

Conclusion: It is not possible. All of these photos are fake, none of these things happened, and Louis is not real. Case closed. In your face, FBI.