Self Insert Month, Fraction’s Hawkguy
MY NEW LANDLORD HAS A DOG!!!!!1!!1!
#doggies #also he’s kind of cute #the landlord not the dog #but the dog is too
Hipster Building has a weekly rooftop grill party potluck. I made pasta salad and was fed SO MANY OTHER THINGS. Also pet two dogs!
#I love my new place #none of the neighbours seem overly creepy yet #can you grill an unox rookworst? #I’m gonna ask my parents to send me one so we can find out
Landlord came to fix my shower and got wet, took off his shirt. Hot damn boy has abs. And arms.
#I dub thee Hot Landlord #he kept saying stuff like ‘why are you like this’ to the shower and ‘aw wrench no’ #them abs tho
Hot Landlord’s dog has figured out my schedule and waits outside the door for pets every day.
Saw Hot Landlord in the hall changing a light bulb on world’s most wobbly ladder. His face is all busted up and he’s covered in bandages. Connected?
#please do not fall off your ladder and break something #I will buy you a new ladder if you let me pick a new paint colour for the downstairs hallway
Hot Landlord’s dog BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY FUCKING PIZZA.
#came back into the room and it was scarfing down my pizza #how #the door was locked #pizza dog #still cute though
Confronted Hot Landlord about his pizza stealing dog. Apparently it is a thing. He crouched down and looked Pizza Dog in the eye and said WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
#he ordered me a new and better pizza #best landlord #the dog did not look guilty #how did it unlock the door though
PIZZA DOG ISN’T GETTING IN THROUGH THE LOCKED DOOR BUT THROUGH MY WINDOW. Also: Hot Landlord came to put extra latches on my window.
#I was beginning to think pizza dog was an animagus #hot landlord is again covered in bandages why
Apparently Hot Landlord is an Avenger???? Who knew not me but Iron Man just landed in the middle of the Hipster Building BBQ and carried him off.
#piggyback style #apparently bridal style is undignified #but which Avenger is he??? #Iron Fist???