can hardly wait for this

Sassy McGonagall

Like Harry, Minerva McGonagall seems to have hit her stride in Order of the Phoenix.


“Why didn’t you send us a letter by owl? I believe you have an owl?” Professor McGonagall said coldly to Harry. 

Harry gaped at her. Now she said it, that seemed the obvious thing to have done. 

“I – I didn’t think –” 

“That,” said Professor McGonagall, “is obvious.”


“Really, Severus,” said Professor McGonagall sharply. “I see no reason to stop the boy playing Quidditch. This cat wasn’t hit over the head with a broomstick.”


“You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in.”


Professor McGonagall poked a large spoon into the nearest tureen. “Tripe, Sybil?”


“But one does not parade the fact that one is All-Knowing. I frequently act as though I am not possessed of the Inner Eye, so as not to make others nervous.”

“That explains a great deal,” said Professor McGonagall tartly.


“Didn’t you listen to Dolores Umbridge’s speech at the start of term feast, Potter?”

“Yeah,” said Harry.

“Yeah… she said… progress will be prohibited or… well, it meant that… that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts.”

“Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate,” she said, pointing him out of her office.


“I was just wondering, Professor, whether you received my note telling you of the date and time of your inspec–”

“Obviously I received it, or I would have asked you what you are going in my classroom,” said Professor McGonagall.


“I wonder,” said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, “how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.”


“Very well,” [Umbridge] said, “you will receive the results of your inspection in ten days’ time.”

“I can hardly wait,” said Professor McGonagall, in a coldly indifferent voice,


“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”


“Well, usually when a person shakes their head,” said McGonagall coldly, “they mean “‘no’”. So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign-language as yet unknown to humans –”


“Dear, dear,” said Professor McGonagall sardonically, as one of the dragons soared around her classroom, emitting loud bangs and exhaling flame. “Miss Brown, would you mind running along to the Headmistress and informing her that we have an escape firework in our classroom?”


"Take Charms,” said Professor McGonagall, “and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless.”


“Our headmaster is taking a short break,“ said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.

Random things that make top surgery recovery easier
  • A few months before you get surgery, exercise a lot, especially in your core. If you do lots of crunches and/or situps, once you’ve lost a lot of mobility and strength it will be so much easier to sit up and stand up if your abdominal muscles are stronger. 
  • Bendy straws! It makes drinking beverages so much easier. 
  • Make sure stuff is in arms’ reach since you won’t be able to reach very far. 
  • Stay ahead of your pain. Don’t wait until you hurt so much you can hardly move. 
  • Medicines you are given often give you a dry mouth, so 1. keep lots of water handy 2. get some minty gum because that dry mouth will make it taste like something died in there. Also brush your teeth (duh.) 
  • Get some stool softener pills. Any sort of narcotic pain killers (like Norco, Vicodin, etc.) will constipate the heck out of you, and milk of magnesia is gross af, just take pills to get the same effects. 
  • Always wash your hands, it’ll reduce the risk of infection. 
  • When positioning yourself, make sure your chest is in as little pain as possible, but also make sure you’re not going to make every other part of your body sore as a result. In trying to stop any pressure on my chest whatsoever, I twisted my back around and woke up with a really sore back. 
  • If you do end up with muscle pains, heating pads are great. If your chest hurts, use cold to treat pain and decrease swelling but only for short periods and with lots of bandages on your chest. 
  • Get some nice facial wipes because you won’t be able to shower for a week or longer. Also, the night before you get surgery (or whenever the last time you shower before then,) don’t condition your hair. It’s not as healthy, sure, but it’ll keep it from getting too greasy as you won’t be able to wash it for a while. 
  • Cough drops or some sort of hard candy, also tea with honey is highly recommended, as you’ll probably have a sore throat from the breathing tube they give you under anesthesia. 
  • If you want to take a non-narcotic pain killer, take tylenol, not an NSAID like advil, because NSAID pills can make bleeding worse. Also, don’t take multivitamins for the week before, as Vitamin E can worsen bleeding. 
  • Even if you’ve got drains like I did, the first night you sleep, you should put down a towel to sleep on in case you leak from other places under the bandages or surgical vest. This is normal so long as you’re not leaking dark red blood, but then again why stain your sheets when you can avoid it? 
  • Wear easy-to-move-in and easy-to-remove clothes: no jeans, no t-shirts, stick to button-downs and sweatpants or pajama pants. 

Feel free to add more tips! 


One last thing, shave your armpits because tape WILL get caught in the hair and that’s quite unpleasant.

modern deck nicknames
  • merfolk: one fish, two fish, protection from red fish, you lose fish
  • grishoalbrand: you can interact by moving down your d20
  • real jund: jack of all tarmogoyfs master of none
  • death shadow jund: uh, you're using traverse wrong
  • abzan: jund with white privilege
  • ad nauseam: thalia guardian of please dont
  • dredge: game 2?
  • burn: boros charmed to meet you
  • Gx tron: failed math, cant to count to 3 properly
  • eldrazi tron: these ballista's were made for walking
Left Behind

Originally posted by multi-fandom-imagines13

Summary: Request-  May I request? It’s quite angsty and the scenario is where the reader, Winter Soldier and Captain America are in a life threatening situation, in which only two of them can make it out alive so the reader devises a plan - Prompt line: “You have to trust me on this one” that requires her to stay behind and get killed. The other two don’t realize what the reader has done till it’s too late.

Warnings/Themes: Angst, Panic, Implication of character death, cussing

Author’s Note: I’m not lying when I say that I wrote this at 2am in the morning. This has not been checked for errors, so woops. Enjoy some angst and bad fluency!

Word Count: 2,270 words

Y/N = Your Name

”Making my way to the front of the compromised helicarrier. (Y/N), Buck, do you guys copy?”

“Got it Cap. How many are you seeing, Bucky?”

“Three by the looks of it.”

You were looking for a bomb, the reason unknown to you. The problem was- it was designed so compactly that it would’ve been the size of a fucking lipstick tube and no one would know.

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vmin fic rec (long post)

for @noonaornah sorry this took so long <3

(these are only some of my faves and by no means a comprehensive list so feel free to rec me some of your faves!!)

A Guide to (Not) Keeping Your Relationship a Secret by skateboardsound

In which Jimin and Taehyung try (and fail) to navigate a secret relationship in a dorm with five other boys and Bangtan holds an intervention

Teen | complete | fluff and humour 

my last breath (take it) by YinKai

In which Kim Taehyung is taken by his clan’s leaders: an adult-child alpha and a two-faced beta.

Explicit | incomplete | vminkook, side yoonseok and namjin | a/b/o, angst, smut, read the tags!

Just One Day by orphan_account

Jimin and Taehyung spend some time alone in their room.

Explicit | complete | smut, pwp, fluff

swipe right for a cute time by ambernights

Flirting on Tinder with a gorgeous boy 88km away is a great way to take your mind off a low-life cheating dickhead.

Explicit | complete | sexting, masturbation, social media au

the other half of him(self) by likebreaker

Taehyung opens his eyes at the sound of Jimin’s tinkling laughter. “Does my dick amuse you, Jimin?”

Jimin licks his lips, smile threatening to engulf them both. “I just really love you,” Jimin says, voice just on the right side of teasing.

or vmin fucking with a lot of gross feelings.

Explicit | complete | smut and feelings

L'art pour l'art by MarionetteFtHJM

Taehyung, high-school dropout at the young age of 15, is now 18 and in some deep shit. His supposed ‘team’ isn’t helping and it serves him right, he should have studied math.This is what he gets for pursuing a life of crime.

(Or: Taehyung tries to steal a painting and gets caught, cue fake it till you make it)

Explicit | complete | modern setting, thieves au, side yoonseok, kinda twist ending, humour, smut at the end

I’d Give Up Forever to Touch You by karilando777

Only 48 hours (that’s only like 3000 minutes) until Jimin is home. Taehyung can hardly wait.

Explicit | complete | modern au, military au, fluff and smut with light angst

Can You Trust Me? by lethallergic (orphan_account)

It’s only been a few weeks since they started experimenting beyond the realms of friendship, but there’s a first time for everything.

Explicit | complete | smut, fluff, first times

some good clean fun. by atechamcham

it wasn’t weird for taehyung, jimin, and jeongguk to take showers together.

Explicit | complete | vminkook | pwp, smut, threesome

Pumpernickel Bread by Vulgarwords

When Jimin opens the door at 4 o'clock in the morning he isn’t sure what to expect, but a bright-haired boy with a craving for pumpernickel bread, definitely was not on his list of possibilities.

Not rated | complete | smut, neighbours au, crack 

now in this twilight, how dare you speak of grace? by partytillthesundown (metalgr3ymon)

Prince Jimin won’t want him now, Taehyung’s father told him as much. Betas didn’t end up with powerful alphas like Jimin, he said, and Taehyung’s heart broke. Betas only ended up with either each other or with the less popular alphas and omegas. Jimin won’t want him. Taehyung doesn’t stand a chance now.

or, the one where Taehyung presents as a beta and his entire world comes crashing down

Explicit | complete | a/b/o, alpha jimin, beta taehyung, smut, angst with a happy ending

Aiming for Nirvana by Jihoonwoozi

There’s something about Jimin…

Explicit | complete | pwp, smut

gimme that, gimme that by causeitsred

Taehyung takes it upon himself to help the new intern with his stress levels.

That’s it.

Mature | complete | office au, semi public sex, blowjobs, pwp

three’s a crowd, but four’s a damn good time by skateboardsound

It boils down to this: Hoseok and Yoongi want to watch their boyfriends have sex.

Explicit | complete | vhope, yoonmin, vmin, yoonseok | smut

Down For Three by taeharem

It’s hard to do your homework when your boyfriends are making out at the foot of your bed.

Explicit | complete | vminkook | pwp, threesome

Just Breathe by 1995soulmates

Jimin has just had the hottest idea of his life.

Explicit | complete | dom jimin, sex toys, pwp

Puppy by miyukitsune

Prompt: au where vmin are amature porn stars + tae talks about the dogs he petted that day when jimin’s balls deep bc he forgot to mention it

Explicit | complete | pwp, porn blog au, camboy au, read the sequel!!

i just wanna see you shine (and i shouldn’t cry) by peachguk

It’s always worse when you trust someone.

Explicit | complete | assassin and hitman au, smut, choking

original pink by taekookandco

Taehyung’s teammate gets too handsy, and Jimin, student council president, needs to remind him just who he belongs to.

or the one where soccer player taehyung’s boyfriend, jimin, gets jealous.

Mature | complete | pwp, sports au, daddy kink, jealous jimin, semi public sex

Completely Platonic…. by Toshiba19

The four times that Jimin and Taehyung said they were platonic and the one time they realize they’ve probably been dating all along.

Explicit | complete | smut, idol verse, friends to lovers, humour

That Looks Tasty by apocryphalic

What happens after the legendary ISAC of 2017 also known as that time Taehyung gets fingered, eaten out and fucked by Jimin, in that exact order.

Explicit | complete | top jimin, possessive jimin, pwp

irritated by minfairy

Taehyung is annoyed by almost everything Jimin does and he has no idea why (spoiler: it’s because he caught feelings).

Explicit | complete | friends to lovers, smut

bigtown boys by stoplight

New York’s all about looking up at skyscrapers and going down on your knees.

Explicit | complete | model au, smut, top jimin, it’s a prequel so read the rest it is amazing!!!

Let Me Complicate You by taehansik

Taehyung drives Jimin crazy, and thankfully the younger is happy for them to explore some things together.

Explicit | complete | pwp, cross dressing, lots of kinks read the tags!!

A Darkness Untouched by SineVestigio

Kairos School of Art is Taehyung’s dream school. Since he was a little boy, Kim Taehyung has loved painting more than anything, so when he gets accepted to the elite school, he is ready to start his life as a painter. He hopes to leave his horrible past behind and start his own life, but pieces of that dark world still linger until he meets six strange boys. Taehyung is pulled into their curious way of life, where they share everything….and everyone.

Not rated | incomplete | vmin vkook namjin jikook | artists, smut, some fluff, read the tags!! 

I want you, to want me by papa_ya

Taehyung stumbles across a VMIN fanfic while procrastinating on his laptop.

Sexual confusion ensues.

It ends in the two of them fucking, while Taehyung’s life seemingly collapses around his ears.

Explicit | complete | idol verse, smut, friends to lovers, fluff and angst

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It’s here! It’s finally here! <3


okay I couldn’t help it X3 Plus I guess this can be Cherry’s announcement to her being added to the little band of pirates. I have a small problem when it comes to making stories out of next to nothing so here ya go!!

Cherry and Tk were paired up to infiltrate the party but right when they were about to talk plan a stranger comes along and cuts into the dance. Remember Cherry hates dresses and can hardly walk so dancing with a stranger is disaster waiting to happen.

Ctk belongs to @perfectshadow06

Unexpected Arrival: One Shot Request

Pairings: T’Challa x Reader

Warnings: SMUT! Fluff

Word Count: 1398

Request: This is a request from an anonymous fan, “I dont know of you do things about T'Challa but if you do can you do a smutty/ fluffy thing about him and his girl doesn’t think he does Valentines Day and it’s their first one together so she wants to surprise him in lace or lingerie when he comes home but he ends up surprising her as well by coming home early and with a date night and it ends in smut/ fluff.”

Authors Note: I do do a little bit of T’Challa and here it is, all smutty and fluffy for Vday. I’m also halfway in on a magnum of wine so if there are errors, I’m sorry, I tried to edit haha. Hope you like it anon! Please let me know, Happy Valentines day my love. 

 My Masterlist

Feel free to submit prompts or requests for drabbles and one shots!

You look at yourself in the mirror, admiring the way the black lace hugs your every curve, the soft lace causing goose bumps to rise on your skin as you cock your hips back and forth, appreciating your own figure.  

“Perfect” you sneer as you lean forward to blow a kiss to the mirror, your scarlet lips looking deliciously full. You hear the beep of the oven and quickly snag your robe from the vanity chair as you race out the room, your heels causing you to slow up before stepping down the small flight of stairs between the bedroom and kitchen.

You pull out the two steaks from the oven and turn them over, placing them back in as you quickly turn off the stove underneath the potatoes. This was your first valentine’s day with T’Challa since you two had started dating and you wanted to make it special.

He had been working round the clock the past 2 weeks and you had barely spoken to him, let alone seen him. But tonight, he would be landing at the airport in a few minutes and home in an hour.

You moved to the fridge to get the heavy whipping cream to make the mash potatoes, you bent low, your short robe riding up to show off your perfect ass, barely covered by the sparse lace fabric.

You reach for the cream as you hear a loud thump behind you. You straighten up rapidly, whipping round as you accidentally drop the cream, cursing as it splatters all over the floor splashing up onto your exposed legs and robe.

“T’Challa!” You sputter in surprise, your eyes falling on your beautiful boyfriend, his suitcase firmly landing on the floor, his jaw pulled down with it. “I… I thought you were… You’re early!” You speak quickly, your heels clicking across the tile floor as you move to get paper towel.

T’Challa watches you his jaw slowly closing as his lips pull together, his tongue dragging softly across them as he watches the short hem of your robe graze against your upper thigh, his mind racing with the peak he just got of what was underneath.

You pull a bunch of paper towels as T’Challa moves forward, sliding to his knees as he takes the towels out of your hands and begins cleaning, shaking his head silently as you move to help. “A washcloth,” He mutters, motioning towards the sink, “Get a warm washcloth.”

You allow him to clean up the splattered cream on the floor as you move to the sink, pulling a dish towel and wetting it with warm water. You turn quickly, stumbling slightly as you find T’Challa standing right in front of you, his hand moving quickly to your hair as his fingers tense against your scalp, his lips meeting yours in a breathtaking kiss.

He pulls away slowly, pulling on your lower lip with his teeth as his hand glides up your arm to pull the washcloth from your hand. His lips move persistently, tracing down your neck, nipping gently at your jawline before moving down to your chest.

Your hand grips gently against his hair egging him onward, you allow his hips to push you backwards against the sink, a soft moan escaping from your lips as his hand slides from your hair down your torso, coming to rest in a firm grip on your ass.

His lips move downwards, trailing between your breasts as he kneels, before you, undoing the tie of your robe and pushing the silk fabric to the side.

He leans back onto his heels, his hand digging into your ass as his eyes rake up and down your scantily clad appearance. You blush slightly under his gaze, as he smirks up to you. “My love, sweetness of my life… What a beauty you are.” He speaks in a low gravelly voice, his pupils blown wide with lust as he moves his hand down to your feet, using the washcloth to clean the splattered cream from your shoes.

His hand glides tenderly over your skin, wiping the cream from your soft legs, his other hand sliding down your thigh, his gentle fingers grazing the inside of your thigh, causing a heat to pulse in between your legs at his touch, as your head swims slightly.

His breath ghosts across your skin as he whispers, his lips tracing delicately up your legs, “I had thought to come home and surprise you… I had made reservations for dinner…” His eyes flash up to you as he kneels in front of you, “If it’s quite alright with you…” his lips press along the inside of your thigh, leaving light kisses across the inside of your hips.

“I think we might let those reservations go…” He growls, his hot breath penetrating the lace fabric and making your clit throb with wanting. You moan as you twist before him, opening your legs, begging him to cease his teasing.

He smirks up at you, as you nod feverishly, agreeing to his suggestion. Without hesitation T’Challa responds, his hands moving feverishly to the top of your panties, pulling them fervently down your hips, helping you to step quickly out of them as he pushes your hips back against the counter, gripping your thigh to pull your leg upwards, resting it on his shoulder, opening your core to him.

You gasp as his tongue makes contact with your clit, his face burrowing against your core, eliciting deep moans to pull from you at his contact. Your hips buck forward gently, egging his tongue to continue its divine work as your skin electrifies beneath his touch.

His hand slides back up to grip your ass, holding you steady against his mouth as he quickens his movements, his mouth moving against you as your breathing speeds up. His other hand slides up between your legs, skirting underneath his jaw to aid his tongue, his fingers slipping swiftly into your wet slit.

You moan headily at the contact, his fingers curling perfectly in exactly the way you needed, his tongue complimenting every thrust and twitch of his digits as you thrust against him.

Within moments he has your head rolling back as your orgasm tips over the edge, your leg beginning to buckle beneath you as most of your weight falls onto your arms, your hands fervently clutching the counter as T’Challa’s hands grip onto your hips, helping you to sink down to your knees in front of him.

“I… I need to lie down.” You gasp, your head still reeling from your orgasm. He laughs softly, his arms wrapping lovingly around you as his lips kiss gently along your forehead and down the side of your face to you lips.

He softly pulls you down to the ground beside him, bringing you to rest against him on the kitchen floor, the cold tile feeling refreshing against your hot skin as your breathing begins to steady.  

You smile stupidly, his fingers tracing up and down your back, causing goose bumps to erupt once more on your skin as you curl into his neck, peppering him gently with kisses. “Happy Valentine’s day darling, I’m so glad you came home early.” You whisper, giggling slightly as your lips trace a gentle line along his collar.

“If I had known this is what I’d be coming home to, I would have been home yesterday.” He smirks down at you his lips kissing your forehead gently, as you smile and curl into him more. “Well I’m glad you’re home now” You smile wildly as his arms wrap tighter around you, his hips rolling gently as he positions himself on top of you, his lips making contact with yours once more.

“I am… and I can’t wait to spend this entire night worshipping every last inch of you.” He whispers, his lips brushing against your ear as his hot breath causes another shiver to roll down your spine. “I can hardly wait… this is already a perfect valentine’s day!” You smile, your fingers flitting softly along his neck, pulling him back up to your lips once more.

“Oh my love… it is only going to get better.” He growls, as he kneels up in front of you, his hand pulling roughly at his belt, as he stares down at you, pupils blown wide with lust, “Just you wait.”

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The Socks {connor murphy/reader}

request: by anonymous: “ oh my gosh i loved the question so much!!!!!!!!! if ur taking requests could i maybe ask for a connorxreader where the reader is wearing like knee socks and connor is weak as hell for them????? thank u!!!!”
this was a lot of fun to write, and I hope you enjoy!!

warnings: smuT, swearing, talk of past self harm. 

word count: 1815

               “Yeah, eat lead, motherfucker!”

“Has anyone ever told you that you can be a little violent?”

You’re sitting on the floor in Connor Murphy’s bedroom, perched a few feet away with the PlayStation controller in your hands and the headset on, your eyes flickering across the screen as you controlled your character. Connor, sitting on the bed, watched you with a slightly bemused look, a book in his hand, but he wasn’t really reading it anymore. He was way more concerned with you, and how absolutely fucking adorable you looked.

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Words, Words, Words
Characters: Castiel X Reader

Word Count: 2017 (Hey, what do you know, Happy New Year!)

A/N: One-shot, smut warning. The reader shows Cas a thing or two about a thing or two. Smut after the cut. NSFW. Did I mention smut? And always with the fluff.

“Cas!” The unexpected subtle movement of a figure in the doorway caught your eye, drawing your attention from your book, a smile instantly alighting your lips and eyes. Jumping from the couch, bounding across the room in three strides, you leapt into his open embrace.

“Y/N,” strong arms wound around your waist, gliding up your back to tangle into your hair, the momentum of your enthusiastic greeting swinging you both around as he lifted your feet to dangle off the ground, “I missed you too.”

“You guys already clear the nest?” You hung on him, arms clasped around his neck, pecking a tender kiss to the tip of his nose, “I thought you’d be a few more days at least. Where are the brothers?”

He lightly set you back on your feet, angling away to better peer into your countenance, smoothing a stray wisp of hair from your forehead, “Sam and Dean did not require my assistance after all.” He leaned forward to kiss your lips.

“Oh?” You quirked an eyebrow, ducking and evading the kiss with a teasing grin.

He squinted at you, a bewildered line wrinkling between his eyebrows, “Is something wrong? You seemed pleased to see me a moment ago.”

“Nothing is wrong,” your palm fell to cup his cheek, thumb caressing his lower lip.

He stared at you, blue eyes gleaming anxiously.

“It’s just not like you to abandon Sam and Dean in the middle of a hunt,” your fingers skimmed to his chest, absentmindedly straightening his tie, “I could ask you the same.”

“There is an important matter I wanted to discuss with you,” his hand came up to clutch yours, bringing it to his lips to tenderly kiss your knuckles, one-by-one, voice dropping to a low rumble, “about our love making the other night.”

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You are seedlings now
Thirsty, little bits of green
It is with hopeful expectation
That I water you by hand

I can hardly wait
To see you grow tall and strong
To see you reach for the sun
To see you turn toward its light

I dream of how you will
Dance with the wind

How you will make me
Shine from within

Azuki Lynn

BTS | Their s/o Wakes Up From A Coma

Anonymous said:

Hi, I love your posts so much! Any chance you could to a reaction from Exo or BTS where their S.O. finally wakes up from a coma?

*Not sure he heard right* “Y/N is awake? Are you sure? You are? I have to get to the hospital.”

Originally posted by jiminahhh

He’d be so thrilled he’d be the first person greeting you at the hospital after you woke up, balloons and flowers in hand.

Originally posted by notjustaphase

He’d be overcome with emotion, upon hearing that you had woken up and wouldn’t try and hide any of that emotion.

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

Rap Monster/Namjoon:
He can hardly contain himself once he hears the news and can’t wait to get to the hospital to see you.

Originally posted by nikatato

He’d be completely stunned, he never thought he’d hear that you woke up from your coma but you did…you finally did. And once his brain finished weaving all the information together, he would be right by your side.

Originally posted by remade-jimintensify

After he found out about you coming out of your coma, everyone else would know as well.

Originally posted by exoticmaknae

Doesn’t matter where he was or what he was doing, as soon as he got wind of you being awake he would be off to see you.

Originally posted by fykook


I Hope You'll Keep Me Around

Lin x Reader
Word Count: 1298

You dragged Lin into the next shop, much to his displeasure; “This is what you have to look forward to, Little Man,” he said to the little boy sitting on his hip, “This is what marriage is.”

You rolled your eyes, “Lin, we haven’t been shopping in months; you need a new sweater, I want some more dresses, and this little fella,” you grinned, pinching your sons cheeks, “Has already outgrown most of his outfits. Isn’t that right,” you asked, pressing a gentle kiss onto your sons nose.

He nodded his head, “They’re too small, Daddy,” he said, making you smile. Thank goodness he had agreed with you; after years of being with Lin, telling him ‘no,’ had become easier and easier. But this little man-he was a hard one to argue with. And both of them combined? There’s no way you could win that. You hoped they never realized how powerful they could be when they teamed up.

Lin sighed softly, but nodded his head, “Fine,” he said, “But we’ve already been here for an hour and a half; it’s nearly dinner time.”

You nodded your head, as you son wiggled himself out of his father’s grip and made his way onto the ground. He was very good at walking now, despite being a bit clumsy; this wasn’t due to lack of skill, rather it seemed to just be in his nature. Knowing this, you offered him your hand. He took it, and the three of you walked through the shop, picking out different outfits, mostly for you.

“Maybe we could eat out tonight?” You suggested, “We can go wherever you want,” you sang, bumping your hip into his.

Lin nodded his head, “Fine,” he sighed, leaning over to kiss you cheek, “We can eat at that Chinese place a block down from our place?” He asked, not bothering to disguise the hopefulness in his voice.

You nodded your head, “Of course,” you replied, going onto your tippy toes so you could return the kiss.

He grinned against your lips, pulling away, only to give you another one on your forehead, “I’m gonna go wait on the benches outside,” he said, “I can take the lil man with me if you want,” he offered, looking down to his son.

Immediately, your little boy shook his head, “We’re shopping, dad!” He exclaimed, latching himself onto your arm.

You chuckled and looked up to Lin, who was grinning, “He’s just like me,” you bragged, running your hand threw your son’s hair, messing it all up.

Lin rolled his eyes, “Whatever,” he smirked, playfully, “I’m waiting outside; you two take your time,” he sighed.

You nodded your head, knowing well that he DID NOT want you to take your time; and to be fair, you had dragged him shopping on his day off, and you had been here for nearly two hours. So, after quickly finding yourself a cute new outfit, and one for your son, you began picking things out for Lin.

“Do you think daddy will like this?” You asked your baby boy, holding up a plaid button up shirt, that you definitely planned on using as pyjamas. Nobody had to know that, though.

“Um,” you son pondered, “His favourite colour is not red, momma,” he said, his little eyebrows raised.

“Oh of course,” you chuckled, putting the shirt bag on the shelf; “What is his favourite colour, then, Angel?” You asked, looking at the wall filled with men’s shirts.

His little eyes scanned the walls, before proudly exclaiming, “Blue!” He pointed to one of the shirts residing on a shelf, far to high for your son to reach. On your tippy toes, you managed to pull one down. You held it up; light blue, dark blue, white and a little bit of black.

You held it up for your son to inspect; “This one?” You asked, cocking your head to the side.

Nodding his head, your little boy grinned brightly, “He will love it,” he decided, his little smile never leaving his adorable little face.

“Okay,” you grinned, reaching for your boy’s hand, “blue it is; now he needs some new jeans, a new sweater, and then we can go out to eat our dinner. Sound like a plan, lil man?” You asked, swinging your arm with his, gently.

“Sounds like a plan!” He agreed with a laugh, running his little hands along every shelf and rack the pair of you passed by.

The rest of your shopping day didn’t take very long; you knew Lin was becoming impatient, but he was hiding it well, and your son was, really, just happy to be there. Like usual.

The three of you caught a cab home, to drop off your bags, before heading to your favourite Chinese place down the street.

“Mommy bought a dress,” your son said, catching his dad up on all of the afternoon activities, “It’s the colour blue, even though her favourite is red,” he said, with his eyebrows raised. “Sometimes you can wear a colour that is not your favourite,” he said through a mouth full of noodles.

Lin nodded his head, but before he could get a word in, your little guy continued; “You’re favourite colour is blue,” your son said, looking at his father, intently, “You will like mommy’s dress.”

“Oh, I’m sure I’ll love it,” Lin grinned, looking up at you. “What else did you and mommy get today?”

You son took a drink of his water before answering; “I got a new shirt, because my favourite one got too small for my body,” he explained quickly, “And new pants, because mine are too short for my legs now,” he sighed, “And we got you a surprise,” he giggled, looking up at you, to make sure he was allowed to tell his dad about his gift.

You raised your eyebrows and your little boy continued talking, “It’s a surprise though, we can’t tell you yet,” he sighed, looking back down at his food.

You chuckled and shook your head, “He picked them all out,” you said, grinning, “We’ll show you at home.”

Lin chuckled before replying; “I can hardly wait,” he beamed, leaning over so he could place a soft kiss onto your cheek.

That evening, you, your son, and your husband were all in your bedroom; your little guy desperately wanted to give Lin his gift, especially since he had chosen everything himself. With his little hands clasped in anticipation, your son watched as Lin pulled out the plaid shirt.

“Oh my- I have never loved anything more,” your husband grinned, before shaking head and looking down to your son, “Except for you two, of course,” he corrected himself quickly, making you grin.

“You really like it?” Your little boy asked, his voice filled with nothing but hope.

Lin nodded his head, enthusiastically, “I love it,” he grinned, putting down the shirt to give his son a hug.

“I even paid for it myself,” your boy continued, proudly.

“What?!” Lin asked, excitedly, “I didn’t even know you had any income!” He exclaimed, looking down at his son in forged disbelief.

You chuckled, and nodded your head, “He did,” you grinned; of course you just handed him a twenty dollar bill, but that’s a big deal to a five year old. “He’s growing up, Lin,” you smiled, “Outgrowing his clothes, picking out his own outfits, paying for his own gifts… What’re we going to do?” You said, playfully, fiddling with the very ends of your sons hair.

Your little boy smiled up at you, proudly, “I hope you’ll keep me around,” he grinned hopefully, earning himself a laugh from his father.

Lifting his son onto his lap, Lin was beaming, “Yes,” he giggled, “I think we will keep you around.”

A bit of a Baby Batcat GIFspam just ‘cause! ♥

Originally posted by tylily

I became irrationally excited when I finally saw this scene in the episode because I felt like I was so familiar with it from vids, lol! ;)

Originally posted by believe-in-chemistry

Originally posted by jonathanbyersh

D’aww, bb!Bruce is growing up so fast but he still has that awed way of looking at her. ♥_♥

Originally posted by fyeahbatcat

It’s hard to believe just how young they were (and still are) yet they had such chemistry straight out of the gate! *applause*

Originally posted by thecatelsie

I haven’t gotten to this scene yet in my Gotham Binge-watch (that’s more like a “Gotham watch around Real Life stomping me into the ground” :S ) but I can hardly wait!

Originally posted by oilversqueen

Originally posted by kendrasaunders

Originally posted by oilversqueen

Bruce, totes playing it cool when it comes to his feelings for Selina, lol… ;)

Originally posted by alecblushed

He knows her so well! ;)

Originally posted by gotham-complexure

Originally posted by lucyprestone

Originally posted by patriciawalkerd

Mah adorable bbs! ♥♥♥

Originally posted by camrenbicondova

Baby Batcat out! ;)

anonymous asked:

I've been watching the side vids where they reveal their names and I realized a pattern. In each video, the sides learn something about themselves. Logan learned to make plans to avoid procrastination. Roman learned that just cause an idea isn't original doesn't make it bad. Patton learned that while you have to be serious, you still need time for fun. Now we have the recent episode. If it goes the rout of Anxiety needing to realize he's not the villain, then we might finally know his name!!

Yeah, I’ve seen that pattern too!! I’m really excited for this video, I can hardly wait!!!