Dick Grayson is a Goddamn Dork™ ACTUAL CANONS
1. The discowing suit. I mean, really?
2. Canonically was responsible for naming the batarangs, the Batmobile, and probably every other bat- thing in the cave.
3. Continued to defend those choices, even as Batman. “That’s a stupid name.” “You mean *awesome*.”
4. Little kid tries to punch him (as a cop!) and he responded by saying, “you’re throwing a punch wrong. Here, hit me again, like this”
5. Built an entire secret room in his apartment for vigilante purposes, still leaves his Nightwing suit in a heap on the ground next to his bed where Goddamn anyone can see it
6. Puts his fingers up by his head so that thugs who see his shadow will think he’s Batman
7. When deciding what to call his new a batarang equipment, unironically decided to call them “wing-dings”
8. Is honestly flattered when supervillains compliment his butt
9. “That would make them nunjas.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME GRAYSON THEY’RE POINTING GUNS AT YOU IS NOW *REALLY* THE BEST TIME TO PUN
10. Does not bother to park the Batwing or even bring it low, flings himself out of it from 1,000 feet up because *aesthetic*