seriously sit and try to think about how ridiculous naruto’s backstory is. The 3rd didn’t give a shit and just left him money sometimes and when he’s like ‘why don’t I have parents?’ instead of just being like 'kid they died’ he goes 'sTOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!’ also where was jiraya?? hello? your student had a kid and then he died and they named the kid after your shitty oc and you’re not even going to help take care of it?? even until he can maybe take care of himself?? WHERE is the ninja orphanage. WHO was checking up on naruto in his tiny apartment that they put him in when he was like 5 years old. Who let Sasuke go and live in the house his family was murdered in.
Question- is there any chance of the villains just raising little Tony, never finding out who he is? (or just not fixing it/telling him, they are villains.) Villains arguing about whether and when he gets weapons/fighting/magic training. Victor pronouncing him the heir to his throne. Loki letting him page through him magic books. Minions pretending not to notice when he sneaks a cookie before dinner. Crossbones giving him the sex talk. etc.