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My friend Betsy posted this video on Facebook and the comment thread is insane. Some of my favorite comments, for your consideration:

  • JES DUMP A WHOLE BAG OF BITE SIZE SNICKERS IN A BOWL YOU DONT EVEN HAFTA TAKE OFF THE RAPPERS YHEN DUMP ON MY DUMP POWDER THROW IT AT A FIRE MMM MMM CMON YALLS EAT IT UP
  • JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE WHILE SHE WAS HAVING A STROKE
  • JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE IN CELLBLOCK D
  • JUST SMOOTH AROUND ALL THE THINGS IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE HANDY - AN OLD FOOTBATH FOR EXAMPLE. POUR ON A BOTTLE OF PEDIALYTE FOR A GUILT FREE DESSERT. 40 WATT LIGHTBULB AND … DONE!
  • GO BUY A CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM A SHITTY DINER. BRING IT HOME. SMEAR IT ON A PLATE. RE-FROST IT WITH METAMUCIL. NUM. NUM. NUM. CALL LIFE ALERT.
  • TAKE FOUR RING DINGS MASH INTO A BUNDT CAKE MOLD ADD GOVT CHEESE AND A SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK STUB WATCH QUINCY JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO BAKE.
  • FORGET MAYZHURING, SCRAPE THE EDGE OF A BROOM ON A METAL GRATE. STIR IN SOME LAXATIVES. IT’S THAT EASY!
  • GET YOURSELF A BOX OF LITTLE DEBBIE SOAK IT IN CANADIAN CLUB DURING THE PRICE IS RIGHT TIE IT TO A CINDER BLOCK AND CHUCK IT THROUGH HER WINDSHIELD.
  • HERE LIES GRANDMA 1929-2014. USED TO BAKE.
  • HERE LIES GRANDMA. JUST STIR HER ASHES WITH SOME PRUNES AND POUR OVER A CAN OF MILK OF MAGNESIA. HEAT WITH BEN GAY FOR A GUILT FREE WAKE AND USED TO BAKE.
  • AT CAMPMING SITE? THROW DUMP MIX INTO COOLER WITH BEER COKE GROUND BEEF HOT DOGS PUSH ONTO CAMPFIRE. SAVORY PIE LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE BACK WHEN SHE KEP HER FINGERNAILS IN A JAR
  • PUT YOUR CHILD IN A PAN. COVER WITH CAKE MIX, SODA, EYE OF NEWT AND MINI MARSHMALLOWS HE WILL BE CURED IN 45MINS GUARANTEED. DUMP CAKES SAVE LIVES. DO IT DO NOT WASTE ONE MORE SECOND. MAKE YOUR SON HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS.
  • EVEN GOOD FOR HOARDERS JUST DUMP BROWNEE MIX AND DRY CAT SKELTONS IN A PAN TOP WITH UNOPENED WWII RATIONS AND PEE BUCKET AND JUST LIKE GRAMMA USEDTO MAKE BEFORE EVICTION SCRUMSHUS
  • JUST SHOVE 2 TWINKIES IN A 12-GAUGE AND SHOOT EM AT YOUR CAT! IT’S THAT SIMPLE!
  • SET FIRE TO YOUR PANTRY SCRAPE REMNANTS INTO PAN IT’S THAT SIMPLE JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE.
  • DON’T HAVE DRY YEAST? USE HYDROCORTISONE! DON’T HAVE THAT? USE FLAT RC COLA! JUST…..LIKE…..GRANDMA…..USED……TO…….MAKE!!!!
  • DON’T HAVE FLAT RC COLA TAKE ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX AND ADD THE GOOD STUFF LIKE PALL MALL BUTTS AND A NEON ORANGE AFGHAN AND THALIDOMIDE BABIES JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE
  • EVERYONE LOVES THANKSGIVING BUT COOKING A TURKEY IS TIME CONSUMING AND DIFFICULT. SO CANCEL IT. JUST DON’T DO IT. JUST LIKE GRANDMA USED TO MAKE.