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The Election of 1800
  • Burr: *kicks open door, struggling with box full of campaign merch* TALK LESS-
  • Burr: *excitedly pulls out adorable homemade 'Vote for Burr' cookies* SMILE MORE!
  • Burr: *eagerly passes out campaign buttons* DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU'RE FOR
  • Burr: *skids across the room and vigorously shakes random man's hand* SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM
  • Burr: *flys to other side of the room and tips invisible hat at woman, completely out of breath* CHARM HER
  • Burr: *triumphantly hurls posters into crowd* IT'S 1800, LADIES TELL YOUR HUSBANDS VOTE FOR BURR!
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here are two of the beta sticker designs i made for the @notyourpuppetsfanzine! these didn’t end up making the cut for the zine bundle, but you can get them on redbubble

+ a sneak peak at the sticker that DID make the cut:

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INFOMERCIAL: THE RATLIFF 35/2012 GIANT-SIZED STADIUM BLANKET!

This GIANT-SIZED Ratliff 35/2012 STADIUM BLANKET is arguably the best piece of Official Campaign Merch offered by any of the remaining candidates for President.

I make no money off the sale of these. I bought one for myself and it is honestly the softest thing I have ever owned.

I think this ad is pretty persuasive.

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MODERN BAGGINSHIELD AU WHERE THORIN IS RUNNING FOR PRIME MINISTER AND BILBO BECOMES HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND SMAUG IS THE LEADER FOR THE OPPOSING PARTY BY E

ORI DESIGNS ALL THE CAMPAIGN LOGOS AND MERCH, GLOIN KEEPS THEIR FUNDS IN CHECK AND DWALIN IS THERE AS BODYGUARD AND BALIN THE DIPLOMAT WHEN THORIN IS BEING PIG HEADED 

NORI DOES THE SNEAKING ROUND FOR TIDBITS ON SMAUGS CAMPAIGN PARTY STRATEGY, BOMBUR KEEPS THEM ALL FED, DORI MOTHERS THEM ALL AND FORCE FEEDS THEM BOMBURS SOUP AT 2AM WHEN THEYRE UP DISCUSSING CAMPAIGN PLANS

FILI AND KILI ARE ALWAYS THERE TO GIVE THORIN AN EGO AND MOOD BOOST WHEN FEELING THAT THE CAMPAIGN ISNT GOING TO WORK