My favorite thing is percy’s new friends witnessing how done percy is with the gods. It happened a lot in son of neptune, like when Mars showed up and percy was just like totally ripping him a new one and hazel, frank, and all of camp jupiter was like “p e r c y stop it he is literally about to kill you,” and it happened like 12 times with hera when percy was just like disrespecting her to her face and everyone was just like “P E R C Y.”
All these demigods are used to praying and being respectful to the gods, and then theres percy that’s like “ what the fuck do you want now,” whenever he sees a god an the people around him are like :0
It’s just so funny because percy gets away with so much stuff. All the gods 100% would love to smite him because he just dares to curse out the gods 24/7 but Poseidon won’t let them.
Imagine children of Hephaestus being born with parts of their bodies being made of metal. It varies how weird or horrific the placement of these parts are. Many children with born with metal limbs build better, more stylish ones for themselves
Imagine children of Aphrodite that are born with the power to change their appearance, but they can’t control it. They change when their emotions are high or just randomly throughout the day. Sometimes they’ll have two different faces and not be able to do anything about it
Imagine children of Apollo being literally made of light. There’s always a soft glow coming from their eyes, nose, and mouth. They get hard to look at when they’re mad but they also make good flashlights
Imagine children of Ares who just casually spill blood all the time. Out of their mouths, ears, eyes, and noses. Just randomly, no warning. Sometime random small wounds will open up on their arms, legs, and faces. New campers are very scared of them
Imagine children of Athena who physically shut down from information over load; they can’t move, can’t speak, don’t even breathe so their brains can review all the things they know. When they’re in this state you can literally see words and pictures flash across their eyes. Don’t disturb them in this state, it won’t be good for either of you
Imagine children of Demeter who have flowers and other flora growing out of their bodies. Little roses (thorns and all) growing out of their heads, lilies growing from their shoulders. Sometimes their hair will start turning green
Imagine children of Dionysus with grape juice for blood. When they get older, it ferments and turns to wine. They can will vines to grow out of their bodies, though the grapes on those vines will make anyone else sick
Imagine children of Hermes who talk so fast, their voice can’t catch up. They’ll be talking and suddenly, their voice gives out. But they still keep talking. When they stop, their voice keeps going once it’s able to catch up
Imagine children of Hades with see through skin. All the bones, veins, organs, and everything is visible. Sometimes, depending on a lot of things, their skin is more translucent than normal
Imagine children of Poseidon being born with aquatic features; scales, gills, webbed hands/feet, slimy skin, etc. Some are able to go fine without water, while some need it or they get sick. They won’t die but they will be quite miserable
Imagine children of Zeus who are made of lightning. You can see it under their skin, jumping from one body part to the next. Their eyes have lightning and them always look like colored storm clouds. Touching them is always an endeavor in trying not to get shocked too badly
Imagine really cool side effects to being half all powerful God
•He has these big gorgeous eyebrows that are always on point and when he smirks one of them cocks up and Annabeth is inwardly like oh my gods seriously stop being so hot
•He has a deep tan, even darker than Annabeth’s
•His chest is the most prominent, muscular thing about him
•His hair is so black that whenever there are lights directly above him, his hair casts a glare
•His hair is wavy, and falls in his eyes if not properly trimmed. It is also soft as silk
•He has a very faint dusting of freckles over his nose that most people can’t see unless they’re standing close to him
•When he blushes, his cheeks turn bright, beet red and it spreads into his neck when he’s REALLY embarrassed
•Girls often think he wears cologne because his sea scent is so strong and pleasant
•His eyes get crinkly when he grins
•His eyelashes are so dark it almost looks like he wears eyeliner in certain lightings
•When he makes an angry face, his bottom lip juts out slightly (Annabeth thinks it’s cute but would never tell him that)
•Large hands with sun freckles, sun freckles going up and down his arms
•He eats sooo much and everyone wonders where it all goes
•He’s an emotional eater
•He always and only showers in the morning. The water energizes him so if he showers before bed he can’t get to sleep. If he showers in the morning, however, he is instantly groggy-free and ready to take on the day.
•He loves to cuddle
•He loves to nuzzle his face under Annabeth’s chin and in her collarbone when they cuddle
•He once tried having a staring contest with the giant statue of Zeus in Jason’s cabin to which Jason was like “dude stop that’s creepy ”
•He begged Chiron for a skateboard ramp within the camps borders to which Chiron politely declined
•He holds the record for falling the most while climbing to the top of the lava climbing wall at CHB
•He gave Jason a stapler for his birthday
•He loves cats but for some reason would never admit it but always cuddles with Annabeth’s cat when they visit her father’s house
•He once talked a shark out of attacking a group of mortals
•Has gone through 36 pairs of Converse
•His car still has Blackjack’s hoof prints
•He loves to cook. He has a blue “kiss the chef” apron with matching nemo oven mitts
•He’s terrible at cooking even though he loves it. “I’m not a bad cook mom, you KNOW I can make a mean pizza!” *takes frozen pizza from freezer and puts in oven*
•Even though Jason and the rest of the Argo II guys are really good friends of his, nobody ever took the place of Grover. Grover is still his best friend.
•The first thing Percy did after the war with Gaea (besides seeing his mom) was taking Grover out for enchiladas
•Video game wars with the guys are the best. Sometimes the girls play with them though and put the guys to shame; Percy frequently has these intense battles with Piper.
•After Nico admitted his crush on Percy, they actually became really good friends. “Dude I’m sorry you had to put up with this for so long” is what Percy frequently says instead of complaining that Percy is not Nico’s type.
•In fact, they become such good friends that Will often comes to Percy for advice about Nico
•Piper and Percy are great friends, and Piper never minds if Percy comes along when her and Annabeth are hanging out.
•When Annabeth is studying super hard and is stressed, Percy invites Piper over cause the two of them together help Annabeth relax and have fun once in a while.
•Percy went missing for a day. Annabeth flipped out because she thought it was Hera’s doing all over again, but she found him the next day passed out in the middle of the strawberry fields. Percy offered no explanation.
•Tyson sometimes surprise visits Percy at camp, and the two are always attached at the hip till Tyson has to leave.
•The Stoll brothers once pranked Percy by putting blue highlights in his hair while he slept. Percy ended up LOVING IT. “Thank you so much, guys!!” *crushes Stoll brothers in group hug*
•Percy always Iris Messages his friends at Camp Jupiter. Whether it’s Hazel, Reyna, or Frank, he always knows what’s up.
•Percy loves playing with Annabeth’s hair. She often has to swat his hands away when they are in the middle of something serious
•He has a slight, almost indecipherable New York accent, which usually becomes more prominent when he yells.
•His eyes are so bright green, it is the most prominent thing about him and one can usually see his eyes even when it’s dark.
•Hazel made him a blue and green embroidered bracelet with a trident, which he loves and never takes off.
•When he is angry or upset at dinner, the drinking glasses quiver.
•In one case, he got so angry that the toilets exploded. Again.
•When he is really mad or upset he just walks straight to the bottom of the canoe lake and sits there.
•He almost got suspended from camp when he was so angry he went to the bottom of the lake and summoned a giant wave to look like a hand flipping everyone off when they tried to get him out. Chiron called Sally Jackson, and sent a note to Percy at the bottom with the words “Your mother is on the phone.”