can you send support to the East coast the fuckbois have sent floods and we're losing good skeletons
Ah yes. The East Coast. Below are battle plans my troops will follow to take back the remaining sections of your area.
Washington: One of the few remaining capitals for the fuckbois. Some of them are dressed up as Congressmen, but once you blow off their cover, the true fuckboi nature will be more obvious than the failed experiment that was “Gigli” by Ben Affleck.
New Jersey: My troops will pass through my base camp in Delaware and enter through the anus of the state. The trip should be as smooth as an intervertebral disc.
North Carolina: After the torrential rain the area’s had we’d be happy to send in some troops to help fight the fuckbois. Also General Skelenhower’s Camp officially supports the American Red Cross. They are a fantastic organization and any donation helps.
Be safe and happy fighting.
With Spoopy Intention,
- General Skelenhower