“We have no tomorrow, but there’s still hope for the future. In our
struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I
see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there’s no time to
waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or
the hand to pull the trigger. I have to drive out this demon inside me -
build a better future. That’s what I - what we - will leave as our
As humans, we are aware that there are phrases that signify Grave Danger- not from any outside source, but from the one speaking them. Words that will even, many times, cause bystanders to flee before the results can come to pass.
Now imagine the aliens, in this situation- aliens who have never heard these words, who don’t know that that Particular Phrase said in Just That Inflection can mean. They don’t know what that little glint in the eyes of one of their humans means- or why, when in response to being told that their was no way to save their stolen crew members the human lifted their chin Just So, the other humans on board took several steps back.
“Well, shit,” muttered Xil’nab, as Human Haley stalked off to their locker. “I better go gear up so they’ve got some backup.”
“Backup? They can’t be planning a rescue expidition, the captain just said it was impossible!” “Yeah, but do you really think that’s going to stop them? Come on now, really.” “Shouldn’t we stop them, then?”
The look of alarm on Xil’nab’s face could have been answer enough. “Oh hell no, you heard them! There’s no stopping them when they get in this sort of mood- all you can do is aim them and mitigate them damage.”
The rest of the crew was dubious- but sure enough, a few moments later the human came out in full gear, heading for the shuttle and ignoring all attempts to stop them. Xil’nab didn’t even bother to try- simply joining them on the shuttle on what was surely a suicide mission.
Except it wasn’t. Which, really, they should have expected, given that this was a Human they were dealing with- but they were still surprised, when less than two days later, the shuttle returned- bearing Human Haley, Xil’nab, and the lost crew members.
In 9th grade there was this English class, well ever rambunctious 9th grade kid in the entire school was in this single class. So to put it short the shit we got up too
- I brought fundip for my friends on Valentine’s Day, my friend made lines and snorted it (I don’t think he actually snorted it but still
- a group of other kids started a club called Beyblade club, they actually played Beyblade and if you wanted you could bet on them.
- the school later banned the betting in the Beyblade club so we then it became this underground thing in the English teachers closet
- we had a lockdown drill so we all ran to the closet, it was chaos in there to say the least. But many quote came from it including “Were all gonna die and it’s your fault ROBERT” “I wanna suck Aaron’s duck” (he did say duck) (one kid climbed the shelves in there) “IF I FALL AND DIE ITS YOUR FAULT, ROBERT”
- one kid figured out (I’m pretty sure he hacked the computer) how to get admin permissions. Well for 50$ cash you could get them on your school issued laptop, or for 10$ a period you could use his laptop. He literally rented his laptop out.
- one kid watched nothing but YouTube in the class every single day. He still finished class with a 115%
- when Trump won the election, a kid came in full Trump gear and screamed about how amazing he was (turns out he wasn’t kidding)
- our teacher got so fed up with all of us that she began squirting hand sanitizer at anyone near her desk
- in response to the hand sanitizer incident we all turned our desk over and hid behind them, it was a war zone
- we had to do a project at the end of the year, it was to research WHATEVER we wanted. Naturally it ended terribly. I wrote about memes from around the world. Another kid (the same one who rented out his laptop) wrote about how the school system was made by the Illuminati. The kid who watched YouTube wrote about Naruto. The Trump kid wrote about Rick and Morty. And much more.
-my other friend wrote a shrek fanfic (trump was in it to) it has 10k views.
- Honestly I wish I could remember more but so much shit happened that it was just insane.
okay, but hufflepuff!hoseok and slytherin!yoongi would make the most adorable couple?
and yoongi would try to keep it private, but since it’s hoseok he is dating, everyone and their mother would know from day zero that they are a thing now. and hoseok would have this annoying habit of sending him love notes during their classes together which would bump into yoongi and erupt into dozen little hearts. and the hufflepuff half of the class would go awwww, and the slytherin half would be wolf-whistling and sniggering. and yoongi would be utterly mortified each time it happens, but secretly adore it all the same because he’s whipped af for his loyal hardworking sun of a boyfriend.
B33 < take off your shades, and look them all in the eye and just say
B33 < fuck each and efurry one of you!
I saw a sprite of Dave without his shades once, a long, long time ago. I don’t know where it is now but it remains my headcanon for his eyes! Davepeta I’d assume to have Nepeta’s eyes and the Davebrows.
This is for the Metal Gear ship: Gray Fox/Solid Snake
From November 5th - 11th 2017
Day 1 (Nov 5th): Best Friend
Day 2 (Nov 6th): Bloodshed
Day 3 (Nov 7th):
Day 4 (Nov 8th): Rebirth
Day 5 (Nov 9th): Training
Day 6 (Nov 10th): AU / “What if”
Day 7 (Nov 11th): The Fox and the Hound
**This is not official or anything. I’m only doing this for myself as a sort of fun activity to do during my Reading Week.
However, if anyone actually wanted to do it, feel free. And if you really want you can use the tag #foxsnakeweek but you can tag it as literally anything you want.
Also I’ve never made a “Ship Week” before nor joined one for that matter…so apparently there are descriptions for each day and I’m just like…interpret the title to whatever you want. Draw whatever you want. Write whatever you want. Be creative.
OMFG okay. so we had this pumpkin bs going on today at work and this dude, dressed in FULL PIRATE GEAR. came in and start shouting racial slurs and pissed people off so he got kicked out of the classroom and he came over by the registers and the whole time i was thinking “this is it. this is where i get fired” bc i d o n o t. fucks with racist old white men okay. anyways my boss came over and said “hello sir are you finding everything okay?” and this man goes “OH SO YOURE TRYING TO FIGHT ME TOO? HES TRYING TO FIGHT ME! YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?” and this whole time im tryin not to b u s t out laughing. it was SO BAD.