“Don’t bump the camera.”

Carl the Animator: “What?”

Ted the Animator: “I said, don’t bump the camera.”

Carl the Animator: “…why would I bump it?”

Ted the Animator: “You’re walking with your phone, somehow managing to pay less attention than usual.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh c’mon, the Homestarrunner Halloween ‘toon just dropped, this is importa–…”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “I repeat: don’t bump the camera.

Carl the Animator: “What can I say. Spacial awareness isn’t high on my priorities.”

Ted the Animator: “Ain’t nobody can get fatally irresponsible with cameras like Carl.”