camarena tequila

darthronstoppable  asked:

Mia is a whore for mexican tequila, so when she found out that Mars had some, she knew that she needed to seduce it from her. Little did Mia know, she didn't have to do much seducing. 2 bottles later and a shotgun (AND LEGAL!) wedding in NYC, Mia decided to give up alcohol because sex with Mars was so much better than any alcohol, even mexican tequila.

I fucking love you

Tequila > vodka