cam's bad puns

AC puns motherfucker (sorry in advance)

“Malik and Kadar were really close, you could say the would lose an arm for one another.”

“Malik and Altair’s relationship was quite rocky at the beginning, but as time passed, they became brothers in arms." 

"Daniel was pissed off that Desmond had outsmarted him so many times, in other words, he was Cross with the assassin." 

"When Ziio died, Connor could feel nothing but a burning rage at Lee." 

"After Charles Lee’s death, Connor was Leeberated from the mission Juno put upon him." 

"Some women in Firenze said that Federico Auditore was well-hung.”

“That Ezio became the mentor of the brotherhood was very beneficial for Roma."