calum hood funny

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baby boy looking very fine

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the fella over there with the hella good hair who’s drinking outta two red cups and doesn’t fucking care

luke falling…

Things that 5sos didn’t get the chance to have and are making up for now instead of releasing an album:

Ashton: An edgy, rebellious, teen stage which involves indirect instagram captions, leather jackets, a lot of candles and weird abstract art

Calum: A cute, hairy friend who’s not one of his band members - a d o g .

Michael: A public relationship consisting of a large amount of PDA

Luke: The chance to be a reckless fratboy and post about the fact that he’s a major socialite every weekend

Different kinds of 5SOSFam while 5SOS is on hiatus

~ The Waiters
• “I’ll wait til 5sos comes back”
• I’m a loyal bitch
• Still can’t get over in sgfg

~ The 5soser that became Kpoper
• can’t resist anymore
• waiting is boring
• still loves 5sos tho

~ The Updaters
• LUKE W/ PETUNIA ON IG STORY
• LUKE W/ PETUNIA
• W/ PETUNIA
• PETUNIA
• MICHAEL WITH CRYSTAL
• ASHTON BOUGHT A SUNGLASS
• CALUM SOMEWHERE BREATHING

~ The 5sos3
• WHERE THE HELL IS 5SOS3 FUCK U 5SOS WHAT KIND OF DISRESPECT IS THIS FOR THE 5SOSFAM
• every time that 5SOS will tweet, They’ll reply with “Where’s 5SOS3”
• BITCH I’M READY

~ The Deadt Like Idols
• Deadt# like 5SOS
• forgots their twt password
• forgots their twt username
• who the hell is 5sos
• will comeback if 5sos also comeback

~ The Tissue Collector
• re-watched all old 5sos vids
• plays old 5sos songs in shuffle
• Misses 5sos
• looking at the old photos will cry
• looks like experiencing breakup but just have tissues scattered to her room bc cri to 5sos
• automatically becames emo whenever hearing 5sos musics

5sosfam: oh no luke doesn’t sound like a kangaroo anymore someone take him back to AUS!!!!!

luke:

2k13ashton: hey, don’t swear!!

2k18ashton: i fucking love you guys you’re fucking awesome fuck off fucking fuck everything fUck