cave2687  asked:

Hey could I have a calum imagine where he gets jealous over something you do and it results in you fighting and you don't talk to him and he doesn't talk to you and then you go somewhere without telling him and he gets worried you left him ?? Thanks !!

yeah, sure love!!! here it is :))


it’s a normal lazy afternoon with calum, your boyfriend of three years as of today. you two didnt wanna do anything except sit around, eat pizza, and watch netflix, which is what you two were doing for the whole day so far. you just finished up watching the rest of stranger things for the third time.

“wanna choose the next show?” he asked, handing you the remote.
you were too distracted texting your one of your best guy friends, michael about tonight. no, its not what you think. you were texting him, because he was helping you plan the surprise you and the rest of the band had in store for calum that evening. you were planning to have a party at your house, and michael was helping you invite people.

calum noticed you not responding, so he looked over your shoulder and you immediately jerked your hand away, not wanting him to see your phone and get a hint about the party. calum frowned. “what are you hiding?”

“n-nothing,” you said nervously, you felt your cheeks getting redder by the second. “i swear.”

“really? then let me see your phone,” calum said, frowning a bit more. his eyebrows were furrowed now, and you know that meant business.

“no,” you said, standing up. calum stood up too, towering over you by at least half a foot.

“if there’s nothing to hide, then why won’t you show me, y/n?” calum asked.

“cal, i promise. you wouldnt want to know anyways.”

calum stops and thinks for a second before widening his eyes at the realization that you possibly could be talking to another guy. a guy you were interested in. a guy that isn’t him. “y/n, are you cheating on me?”

“calum, what the heck?” you yelled back. “never in a million years would i ever cheat on you. i love you okay?”

“yeah, that’s what all the cheaters say,” calum said aggressively.

choking back tears, you said, “you know what?”

calum’s face softened up when he noticed a tear slide down your cheek. “…what?”

walking backwards towards the door, you said, “this just a peachy keen way to celebrate three years isn’t it? happy anniversary, calum,” is the last thing you say before slamming the door on him.

“y/n, wait–” you heard him say, but you ignored him.

now, you weren’t actually mad at him. you’ve had worse arguments than this in the last three years. but you were still slightly pissed that he would think you’d cheat. but, that didn’t stop you from planning the party. this was a great way to keep calum away while you set up your house.

you met the band at your house a few minutes later to help set up. they asked about how you kept calum away and you told them everything that happened that afternoon.

“wow,” luke said. “calum’s such a hoe sometimes, you know.”

“tell me about it,” michael yelled from the other room. “he ‘accidentally’ deleted all 152 pokémon when i let him play on my DS the other day.”

“wow michael,” ashton replied, giggling. “if that doesn’t scream ‘hoe’, i don’t know what does.”

you guys heard a phone ring. it was calum. you declined it. then, luke’s phone rang. then michael’s, and then ashton’s. you let it ring until it stopped.

“okay guys, we should hurry up with the decorating and getting people here before he does. it’s only a matter of time until cal tries to come and ‘apologize’.” you said.

“alright,” they all said in unison.

hours passed and everyone you invited was finally in the house, and you guys finished decorating. finally the time had come for you to finally call calum back and invite him over.

when he showed up, everyone hid in the kitchen. michael answered the door. when he walked into the kitchen, you popped out of your hiding spot and pulled him into a warm embrace.

“happy 3 years, babe.”

“Y/N!!” calum said worriedly. “i thought you hated me.”

“nah,” you said, motioning for everyone to come out soon. “i was planning THIS.”

everyone popped up with balloons and confetti shaped like gliterry hearts and yelled, “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!”

after you explained everything to him, he understood and admitted he was a selfish jerk. (also p.s., luke got him to admit he was a hoe, too. and michael made calum promise to get all the pokémon back on the DS.)

– i hope you like !! :) xx

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Hate to be alone - Luke Hemmings Smut

Luke came home drunk from a date but hated to be alone so you let him sleep with you. But you didn’t get much sleep.



-He came home late from his date and woke me up by falling against my door. “Luke?” I called out hoping it was him and not some burglars. He opened my door and smiled at me. He was obviously drunk. “Can I sleep with you?” He whined and already started undressing. “Sure” I rolled over and faced my back at him, angry that he didn’t listen to me and went on the date when I told him not to. Also it was movie night and he totally ditched me to get laid.

But I never rejected him if he wanted to sleep with me since he told me that he hated to be alone. “Are you mad at me?” He asked diving in the bed and poking my back. “Yes you ditched me” I turned around and looked at his neck seeing some fading hickeys. I know I can’t control him but I hate to know he’s been with random girls. “I’m really sorry (y/n) but can we cuddle I hate looking at your back” he whined still obviously drunk. I turned around to see his deep blue eyes staring back at me. He smiled so I wrapped my leg around his torso and my other tangled with his. 

The touch of his skin made all the butterflies in my stomach go fucking crazy. He wrapped his free arm around me and nuzzled his face in my neck. “Luke seriously what are we?” I whispered after a few minutes of comfortable silence but almost making no sound.

 I though about it alot lately but I was always afraid to ask. But maybe he is too drunk to remember in the morning. After a minute of hearing nothing but his breathing I looked up at him, and saw him staring at the ceiling. “Luke?” I asked again. He looked at me, I stared back but couldn’t help myself from shifting by eyes to his lips. I saw him doing the same. 

He closed his eyes and slowly leaned in so I closed the gap. It was just a kiss by moving our lips together.

 My hand where already on his shoulders slowly moving him closer to me. My whole body was tingling, this is everything I’ve ever wanted since he moved in with me.

 I was the first one to pull back from the kiss though, I saw his eyes staring deep in mine while his hands moved some strands of hair from my face. I smiled back at him and kissed him again but with much more force. He licked my bottom lip and I let him take the kiss further. One of his hands moved to my side, creeping his hands under my shirt.

 Sure he has touched me there before but now it felt like my skin was burning. I layed my hand on his crotch singaling him I wanted to move faster and he moaned in my ear as response.

I turned him over and pulled of my own shirt. I got on top of him and started kissing him from the lips down. “(Y/N) don’t be a tease” I smiled evily and pulled on the waistband of his boxers. He hissed in return but he started smiling as soon as I pulled them down. 

I had seen his cock before but never this close. I licked the tip first and started sucking on it not a minute later. I heard Luke sigh in pleasure and on of his hands gripped my hair fast. I sat in my hand and started moving it up and down while sucking on his balls and looking him in the eyes. 

His mouth hung open, his hand loose on my hair but his other hand gripping the sheets tight. I put my mouth back on him and tried to get him as deep as possible untill I gagged. I did this a couple times until I got pulled off by Luke. “I’m sorry” he gasped while looking at me. I had a string of spit and pre-cum attached from my lip to his cock.

 This was pure sex to be looking at, Luke really wanted to take a picture of her, and look at it for when he was on tour but she already started to kiss him. 

Luke pulled my thong down as I was kissing him and pushed 2 fingers inside me instantly making my knees weak and making me fall backwards. Luke kissed me and pulled my body to the end of the bed and moved his fingers inside me like it was his last day on earth. He couldn’t stop my moaning even if he wanted too. He pushed my hips down so I wouldn’t move and sucked on my clit. 

He waited untill my eyes where closed when he withdrew his fingers and tongue and pushed his cock inside of me without a warning. I screamed out of pleasure and digged my nails in his arms. “You like that don’t you” He said out of breath himself. I nodded afraid of saying anything without moaning though it. “Use your words sweetheart” he said grabbing a boob and looking me in my eyes.

“I love it!” I moaned closing my eyes and letting the feeling take over. He changed his pace from fast to slow and I couldn’t decide what I like better.

He bend down to kiss me. I could still taste myself and the wiskey he drank before he came home. His pelvis grazed against my clit and the feeling of him going inside and outside of me made me come undone. I screamed out in his ear and digged my nails in his back creating moonshape marks. 

He bit on my neck and came himself moaning my name. His legs had gone weak and he rolled over.

He put his fingers inside of me to collect our cum. He looked at it amused, so I grabbed his hand and pulled his fingers on my tongue. He rolled on his side and I tried to look at him as sexy as possible while sucking his fingers dry. “Oh you’re a dirty girl” Luke told me but I couldn’t help and smile. 

He kissed me again and moved his hand down again but i was too sensitive. “I’m sorry” He said. “It’s okay Luke i’m just sensitive from the amazing sex” I said while blushing. “It’s fine lets sleep” He kissed my temple and spooned under the blankets. 

We both dreamed about how it’s gonna go from there



[literally my last post LMAO]

hello lovely people on this lovely website! i’m finally going to be doing a ship, which is basically where i ship none other than you with anyone from 5 seconds of summer. it’s free of course, and the rules & format are below!!!

⟶ rules

- turn off your anon when you ask me and include your name

- you must have a face or selfie tag so i know what you look like (if you don’t and you’re on anon, include a detailed description of yourself) or link me to your favorite selfie!

⟶ format

i ship you with ___ [name of boy]

/ relationship

how otp worthy — i would rather ship noodles and nutella // 2 // 3 // 4 // y’all could be a lil more goals // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // fuckigng MOM and fuckigjnf DAD

who said i love you? —

first kiss —

cute moment —

ship name —

/ wedding

who proposed? —

was your wedding big? — backyard of your great aunt // 2 // 3 // 4 // church wedding with great flowers // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // should’ve been aired on international television

how many guests? —

who planned more? —

who stressed more? —

/ sex

who’s on top? —

how alive is their sex life? — like two sixth graders // 2 // 3 // 4 // once a month maybe // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // please get me out, the walls are shaking

are they kinky? — anal is a foreign word // 2 // 3 // 4 // maybe some role play // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // who’s the real daddy now

how many orgasms is the breaking point? —

how rough are they? — every time is the first time // 2 // 3 // 4 // the bed squeaks and shakes // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // well, there goes the bed

do they talk dirty? — just “i love you”s // 2 // 3 // 4 // maybe some “i wanna fuck you”s // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // dirty talk, in the form of a college essay

how much cuddling? — turn away from each other after sex // 2 // 3 // 4 // the blankets are sick of all the cuddling // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // cuddle is your middle name

wildest place you had sex? —

/ family

how many children will they have? —

who freaks out more over their daughter’s period? —

who is the stricter parent? —

who is the more loved parent? —

who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? —

who is more likely to put 101% effort into the bake sale? —


art museum with luke :))))

OKAY imagine going to the art museum with luke and him being all nervous and stuttery bc its your first date and you being all like WOWOWOWOWOW at all the paintings and statues and sculptures bc youre a hoe for art. you make luke pose the same as grecian sculptures bc it’s adorable and funny and you take a lot of pictures and he takes cute aesthetic pics of you while youre not looking and he stares at you everytime you look away because he thinks you look even more beautiful when youre not aware of your surroundings and lost in something you love. he lends you his jacket when it gets cold in a certain room and its oversized on you and you like that and on the way to the car, youre holding hands and you say “wow, all the art is so dang pretty” and luke takes a deep breath and hesitates before saying awkwardly (but adorably) “well, uh, you know though, i personally think youre far more pretty than all those art things we just saw today” and you blush and punch his shoulder and you feel his hand get all warm as youre holding it and you silently “AWWW” in your head and you say out loud “luke, youre such a dork” and he’s thinking “god, i’m such an idiot” and you read his expression and say “oh don’t worry though, i personally think it’s adorable,” you say, a slight smile on your face, though your heart was racing faster than it ever had before, and your stomach had major butterflies. you boop his nose and he’s taken aback, and says “what was that for?” as he’s laughing and you smile widely and laugh with him saying, “oh, i’ve always wanted to do that”

I know 5 Seconds of Summer. I’ve seen all their dicks, Calum swings left.
—  Alex Gaskarth at the APMAS for his political speech
okay but imagine going to the roller rink with ash

you were reluctant to the idea of a roller rink date because you suck at roller skating and you didn’t want to seem like more than a klutz than usual in front of your boyfriend whom you haven’t seen for weeks. when you guys get there, you try to stall ash by buying some fries and shakes at the food stand and playing with snapchat filters with him, and eventually he gets the hint that you’re trying to distract him, so he picks you up by your legs and carries you over his shoulder and says in a funny low voice, “young lady, you’re coming with me!” and you kick at him and laugh like a madwoman because he squeezes your thigh while you’re on his shoulder and he knows that’s where you get tickled the most.  “ASHTON FLETCHER IRWIN,” you yell as he lowers you to the ground. you’re now standing on your feet, unstable because of your skates. “ash, i’m gonna fall–” you say nervously, holding on to the railing bordering the rink for balance. you almost slip, and he puts two strong hands on your shoulders to help you balance. facing you, he says with a smile, “that’s so funny, like i’m ever gonna let you fall,” and then plants a kiss on your forehead.

in the moonlight you looked just like an angel in disguise

this is part of my angel!5sos series.   

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