calum hood fake tweet


AU: the boys tweet about you

I enjoyed making the last ones so I decided to make a kinda part 2 if you wanna request one of these you can :)

signs as 5sos quotes
  • Aries: "let's play titanic, you be the iceberg and i'll go down" -michael
  • Taurus: "what fruit has amnesia? Pineapple bc it's not pine at all" -calum
  • Gemini: "real bands save fans, real fans save bands" -michael
  • Cancer: "NO I'M NOT FUCKIN OKAY" -ashton
  • Leo: "some people are sass monsters on twitter, like honey you need to chill" -ashton
  • Virgo: "i'm not here to touch your penis, i'm here to touch your heart" -calum
  • Scorpio: "5sos are trash !"- luke
  • Sagittarius: "one day i'll be cool :( haha" -luke
  • Capricorn: "here's a cup of calm the fuck down" -michael
  • Aquarius: "why are you up in my grill i don't barbecue bitches" -calum
  • Pisces: "find something that makes you happy and don't let anyone take it away from you :-)" -luke
#2 - What They Tweet When They Miss You





Preference: Requested

I was wondering if you could do like a fake tweet/preference thing of 4/4 what they would tweet you if they were on tour during your anniversary or something?







I think this came out cute.  I just know that none of them (other than Ashton) would want to get too sappy in on social media when it comes to your relationship but you know for a fact that they would call and text and tell you how much they loved you the entire day.  No doubts.

signs as ashton irwin quotes
  • Aries: "people that fart in elevators are the worst people"
  • Taurus: "apparently i had a boner in the acceptance video..."
  • Gemini: "tadpoles are baby turtles"
  • Cancer: "my balls are so sore"
  • Leo: "Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic"
  • Virgo: "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog"
  • Scorpio: some people are sass monsters on twitter, like honey you need to chill"
  • Sagittarius: "Do I look like I know how to twerk? I'm a small blonde boy"
  • Capricorn: "pelicans are scary mother f-erz
  • Aquarius: "P O O P I N G"
  • Pisces: "If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top"

request; Hiya I saw ur text post for michael where he tweets and it looks like he’s talking about u. I wanted to ask u if u could do a similar one with calum but ur best friend texts u instead she tells u the tweets r about u but u say no it’s about another girl bc cal has told u or something like tht u send screenshots of that conversation and she sends screenshots of ur conversation to cal so he texts u making it seem like they had a plan together sorry its long and probably confusing 😬 love ur work!

alright the texts might be confusing so watch out for the contact name change. when you reach the part of the fake tweet, the next screenshots are the ones you send y/f/n from yours and Calum’s conversation. hopefully you won’t be confused. long ass caption too. 😂 oh and ignore the green thing on top, i was on the phone when i took the screenshots as you can tell. 😂🤗


AU MEME: After years of being together, you and Ashton decide to go your separate ways.  He confronts the situation during an interview and sets the record straight while remembering the good times you two shared.

This is my first time ever making one of these so I hope it’s okay. It made me really sad to make this but yeah I’d click on the gifs to expand them if I were you.

requests are open for au memes, tweets, texts, imagines and anything else here!


For tw1d5sospreference! x 

the signs as Michael Clifford quotes
  • Aries: "#fuckevenmorebitchesgetevenmoremoney"
  • Taurus: "what are ya gonna do? spank me?"
  • Gemini: "let's play titanic, you be the iceberg and i'll go down"
  • Cancer: "real bands save fans, real fans save bands"
  • Leo: "i'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry."
  • Virgo: "wearing pink underwear. today is going to be fabulous"
  • Libra: "i remember when i saw my first pair of boobs"
  • Scorpio: "here's a cup of calm the fuck down"
  • Sagittarius: "When Ashton first joined the band I convinced Calum and Luke that his middle name is chlamydia"
  • Aquarius: "i'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast. i could talk about pizza all day long."
  • Pisces: "i look like a pretty girl. SELFIES"

For tacarter99! x