calum hood fake tweet


AU: the boys tweet about you

I enjoyed making the last ones so I decided to make a kinda part 2 if you wanna request one of these you can :)

signs as ashton irwin quotes
  • Aries: "people that fart in elevators are the worst people"
  • Taurus: "apparently i had a boner in the acceptance video..."
  • Gemini: "tadpoles are baby turtles"
  • Cancer: "my balls are so sore"
  • Leo: "Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic"
  • Virgo: "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog"
  • Scorpio: some people are sass monsters on twitter, like honey you need to chill"
  • Sagittarius: "Do I look like I know how to twerk? I'm a small blonde boy"
  • Capricorn: "pelicans are scary mother f-erz
  • Aquarius: "P O O P I N G"
  • Pisces: "If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top"

the first thing i thought of when i heard michael fell into “the pit”


For tacarter99! x

If I could, I would go find Michael, Ashton, Luke, and Calum at this moment and tell them how much you love them and how happy you get when you listen to their music and how your face breaks into a smile when you see them on the computer and on tv. I’d just want to thank them for what they’ve done for you and every other girl and boy that they’ve made really happy and feel understood and loved.
—  My older brother Jon

Some people really disappoint me.


For sizzlingniall! x