calm down...take a shit...and listen to ed sheeran

FOUR mini-review/teaser
  1. Steal My Girl - LOUD sO LOUD SO VERY LOUD
  2. Ready To Run - is this a love song for criminals or
  3. Where Do Broken Hearts Go? - Diana 2.0 fucK YEAH
  4. 18 - The Ed Sheeranest song to ever Ed Sheeran
  5. Girl Almighty - Paul Simon vs. Peter Gabriel DEATH MATCH (refereed by Joan Jett)
  6. Fool’s Gold - what is this 80s full-harmony easy-listening ballad shit and why do i like it
  7. Night Changes - here take my heart it’s only got a little gash and i didn’t need it anyway
  8. No Control - LOUIS HAS A CHORUS MY CRITICISMS ARE INVALID
  9. Fireproof - “everybody calm the fuck down now”
  10. Spaces - so this is basically an anime outro song
  11. Stockholm Syndrome - kidnapping is totally appropriate to use as a metaphor for love right
  12. Clouds - for all that people have been comparing 1D to the Beatles this is the first song where you can hear a similarity
  13. Change Your Ticket - oh hey there 90s boyband :D
  14. Illusion - if they perform this live without the a capella opening i’m gonNA
  15. Once In A Lifetime - this is where i wish the writing credits told us who in particular was responsible for the harmonic progressions and arrangements because i kind of want to buy whoever it was a beer
  16. Act My Age - PIRATE DUBSTEP PUB SONG