calling it the first bc mf is shit and so were they

MERRY CHRISTMAS // masterlist

Request: @waiefu​ college au where reader is looking for a room mate and is looking at possible people and misreads kylo as kylie. they have similar interests so reader picks him thinking its a girl. reader shows up to the dorm and is shook when its a dude

A/N: This mf took me like 4 days to write bc busy and then like 4 hours today to finish bc determination. It ended up hella long and I’m sorry but it’s worth it, my dudes! Thanks for the request, buddy, I hope you enjoy! P.S. requests are open again :)

Warning: Vulgar language? Whom care

Word Count: 7.6K+ (my longest?)

Nothing seemed more exciting than moving out of your home and into a dorm for college, especially when you had the opportunity to pick your own roommate rather than be paired off. Sitting in the residential advisors office as you flipped through the many possible choices of people that could room with you, you came to a stop at one. “Oh, Kylie…” You nodded to yourself, reading their interests. “Likes movies, especially superhero ones…listens to alternative rock…like’s space and is studying to be an astrophysicist. Oh, sweet, we’ll have similar classes.” You mumbled to yourself as you had been studying to be a physicist. Reading on, you stopped midway. “Them, they’re it. We have so much in common, it’s insane.”

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anonymous asked:

So lemme tell you something abt white ppl: we were talking about oppression in the US and the full on fuckboy raises his hand and says that blacks and whites are equal and now there's only racism towards other races…like dafuq and then the whole class calls him out on his shit so he says "well does the KKK still exist…NO!" And then the whole class went ape shit bc this white boy is so willfully ignorant abt this shit and he had the nerve to say racism doesnt exist. Hes the biggest fuckboy I know

pt 2;

And then we had this older fuckboy for a guest speaker and the bitch ass white man says “Thomas Jefferson was one of the good guys. He was very generous to his slaves. He was a good slave owner. Well…I mean they were all bad but… Well Thomas Jefferson was decent” like no mf he had slaves idfc if he was “generous” to them- if he owned PEOPLE he can suck my ass. And the fuckboy I was talking abt in my first ask was THE ONLY ONE NODDING ALONG WITH HIM out of like 150 ppl. I fucking hate them UGHHHH

this killed me

wait-imlost  asked:

yay! can you do a svt blog!au

hello hello hello there!! This is really late so i hope it cuts it ;; anw this is gon be a series of svt!blog aus and im starting with junbabe bc why not

* ok so jerry wen junhui mf king of china is a casual tumblr user
* Ykno, the type to just use tumblr bc everybody else has it and he gets to post pics of himself looking v hot without judgement unlike ig
* probs only do reblogs n nvr puts anything in the tags.. like eVER
* has a picture of himself as his header and uses the mobile tumblr theme with black n white as theme colors yesyes v classy
* Lmao did i say classy??? Ok i lied he reblogs the shitposts that his friends joshua n vernon post on the daily
* so how did u meet the magnificent wen junhui? welp kids it started when u were looking for cool peeps to follow and u somehow stumble upon this jun blog thats on ur tumblr discover page
* So u hit em up with a “i like wen junhui u like him too wassup”
* and after that u stalked that persons blog and all u see r pups n svt reblogs?????? And sum rly good af junhui shitposts ok basically uR SHOOK
* but then u dont see any tags so :( no clue ab personality
* So after a couple of minutes the person replied and said a cute hi with an equally cute gif awwwwwwww
* So u guys talked ab svt and wen junhui and u guys freak out ab him and stuff and decide to tag each other to share the blessings
* Little did u kno that was the actual junhui n u were professing ur lov for him EVERYDAY wOW
* so back on junhui
* Ok so he met u online and he was like????? Shit someone wants to be my friend on tumblr i betta check em out
* He was also v confused at first so he asked tumblr pro!joshua what to do in a situation like this where hes disguising as a fanblog n a fan wants to be friends with them
* So he befriended u n stuff but promised the Hong^tm to nvr reveal himself to u n now ur basically bffs with him n u tag him stuff u think he should see and he goes by the name June as a disguise
* One day u did one of those selfie tags n u tagged him on it and the moment he saw that he was like ,,,bOI SHE GORGEOUS IM WEAK
* He messages u n says shit like “hey wanna hear a joke?”
* You: “do u even need to ask”
* Him: “r u a mint”
* You: “i can feel the greasiness already but why”
* Him: “because were MINT to be 😉😉😉”
* Basically everyone likes u both and sometimes u get anons asking if u n june are a thing?¿!
* And it got u were like,,, do i rly like him??? Am i falling for him?? gtgtgGTGTF BYE
* Junhui gets those anons too and he just laughs amd ignores them all bc its obv he likes u and the whole tumblr community already knows ab it
* I mean bro everytime u n june talk,, he makes u fall so much but u try to control urself bc u hvemt even seen his face yet n ur falling wtf babshshha
* Even the lil things he says r so cute like “i hope u had a great day”, “tell me when u get home”, “be safe”
* Basically best bff/potential bf ever
* So one day u decided to ask him to skype u n he was like,,,, uhm bro maybe we can do this another time n u were like nah june its all good i look disgusting rn too
* But he keeps on saying no so ur like :((((( but i wanna see u n talk to u :(((
* But all he does is sENDS PICS OF HIMSELF n ur so confused bc why is june suddenly spamming u with pics of junhui ur so ??????¿¿¿¿?!???¿
* “Dat me”
* N u laugh so much bc he cheers u up by using his lame jokes
* Some month later, its ur bday n someone dropped a video on ur submission box n uR SHOOK BC IT CAME FR JUNE
* “….ok im wen junhui not june but also jun ok i used that as a disguise bc i cant run around tumblr saying that im junhui .. R u mad at me :(((”
* And honestly u were laughing and screaming n so many emotions r running thru ur head rn and all u can think of is “fuck im bffs with junhui n he told me he loves me,,,, goodbye to my main bias, hello irl bias junhui”
* So after u calmed down u were both pree chill on it and u guys r still bffs, its just dat he confessed he likes u but ur not ready for a relationship yet
* Junhui is such a gentleman,, and every convo with him on skype includes u ranting ab school n him looking v tired but happy to see u
* U dont tell this to any mutual on tumblr tho bc its junhuis golden rule
* imagine how many sasaengs would literally kill to b u rn
* In every interview junhui does n they ask him ab friends, he always mention this girl overseas (u) that he loves talking to everyday
* “Yo minghao can u tell junhui to call me back? I just rly need to tell him something”
* Minghao: “hey jun ur babe called n wanted to say sonething to u, but first, $5 per word”
* Junhui: “..ill call her myself”