calling it quits for good

Not ready.

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From the moment she entered high school all everyone ever talked about was sex. Riley could clearly remember the first time she ever heard it be so casually discussed. She was sitting in the girl’s locker room, lacing up her gym shoes when two other 9th graders walk in. They were not so subtly discussing what they did over the weekend and the smaller of the two, a red head she recognized from her English class, was ecstatic that she had finally “lost hers.”

Once the two girls are out of sight she looks over to Maya and raises her eyebrows, “what did she lose?”

“I’m guessing her virginity.” Maya answers with a nonchalant shrug.

Nothing else was said about it. No further explanations or clarifications. Still, Riley had a hard time believing girls in her grade were already having sex. She was still getting over the fact that her boobs had come in and suddenly she was thrown into this new world where her classmates were having sex and drinking alcohol and she couldn’t help but wonder if her own circle of friends were worrying about the same things too. Better yet, if they were engaging in those activities and just keeping her out of the loop.

That night she couldn’t stop thinking about the overheard conversation from the locker room. So while her mother was stirring the pot of whatever stu she was making, Riley got up the courage to finally ask the question that had been burning a hole in her mind.

“Mom?” She hesitates, staring down at her homework. “Can I ask you something…personal?”

“Sure honey.” Topanga replies, not really giving it much thought. “Feel free to ask me anything you want.”

There’s a bit of silence between them until Riley decides its best to just get it over with. Rip it off like a band aid. “When did you lose your virginity?”

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I See Fire

Warnings - angst, violence, fluff, swearing.

Oh, misty eye of the mountain below,

Keep careful watch of my brothers’ souls,

And should the sky be filled with fire and smoke,

Keep watching over Durin’s sons.

There was a heavy weight in your chest, weighing your heart down each time it thumped against your rib cage. None of it was easy, you knew it wouldn’t be easy from the moment that blue eyed beauty entered the room and you laid eyes on him, you knew you’d end up falling for the man with the insecurities, the shy one.

It was in your mind as if it happened yesterday, Steve brought him into the tower after the whole Civil War business that you had taken a step back from and introduced him to you as well as the others on the team. Bucky looked clearly nervous and agitated to be surrounded by people who weren’t that fond of him, and you knew how that felt so you sympathised with him as he shook hands with everyone before Steve brought him to meet you, “This is Y/N,” he said, you shook Bucky’s outstretched hand and felt his ice blue orbs travel over your bare flesh, counting the may scars which littered your arms and chest, any skin that was showing had some form of scar upon it, “Y/N was experimented on by HYDRA a couple years back,” you sent the black haired man a soft smile and saw him relax slightly in knowing he had someone to relate to, “She can control anything with her mind, you name it and she can control it,” Bucky looked impressed and nodded as Steve spoke.

After that, it seemed that you were the only one who Bucky could speak to, you were the first on the scene when he had a nightmare because your own kept you awake at night, you knew what to do to calm him down. It had gotten to the point where he would pull you down into his bed and hold you against his body, kissing your forehead softly as you lulled him back to sleep. Everyone could see how inseparable you were, Steve had made you partners since you both had trained with HYDRA, and you were one hell of a team. You knew that Bucky would always have your back on a mission, and he knew you would always have his. There was a common understanding, and he treasured you dearly.

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The Orange Thing

Relationship: Dean x Reader
Rating: Mature-ish. 
Warnings: attempted crack [emphasis on attempted!]
A/N: This is for @trexrambling and @wheresthekillswitch #crackitbaby challenge! Special thank you to Jess for answering all of my questions and being an overall delight! 

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You’ve been living in the bunker long enough to have made a plethora of discoveries (actual magical beans, shrink ray (defective), home videos (exactly what it sounds like)). Not one captured your attention, your fascination, quite as much as the Orange Phenomenon.

If you’re honest with yourself, you might have gone a tad bit overboard. A smidge, really. But you couldn’t help your mind from straying from whatever task you had at hand, at any given time, to fantasize about the orange thing.

When you first come across it, it’s mostly an accident. Or at the very least a coincidence. Or maybe the Gods orchestrated the whole thing as a gift for all you’ve done for humanity. You don’t know. You don’t care. You’re too busy thinking about it.

It happens as you’re sitting at the table adjacent to the kitchen. You’ve got a sour expression on your face when Dean walks in with an empty mug.

“Have I told you recently how beautiful you are?” Dean snickers and your frown deepens. “What’s going on?”

You nod to the plated orange in front of you. “I started to peel it and I already have the stench sticking to my skin like it’s not planning on going anywhere this decade.”

“It’s twenty seventeen. Decade’s almost over at least.” Dean chuckles, because he thinks he’s funny- which he definitely is not-, and places his mug in the sink. “You hate it that bad?”

“Yes. Won’t go away no matter how many times I wash my hands. It distracts me during hunts!”

“Oh well, if it’s a safety hazard,” He intones dramatically with an easy smile on his face as he settles in front of you and drags the plate across the table top towards himself.

He foregoes the knife you’d started to use and digs into the slit you’d already made, tearing the skin of the fruit right off.

You watch his capable hands work the orange, flexing minutely as they remove the peel. You watch his ridiculously long fingers pluck the white string off and find your mouth watering. He pushes his thumbs between two wedges and splits the fruit open.

Immediately, juice oozes, coating his fingers. A drop runs down his palm and past his wrist. He catches it with his tongue somewhere on his forearm, licking all the way back up to erase the rivulet made by the errant dribble.

You swallow thickly, your eyes trained on the way Dean distractedly licks his lips to taste the traces of nectar and, in the foreground, on the way a large hand cups one half of the orange to free up his nimble fingers so they can remove the core stuck at the center of the other half. Then he’s separating a segment and extending his, still sticky with juice, hand to you in offering.

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has an app and no one told me????? grr ok ya they do, it’s called Pantone Studio!! it’s rlly cool & quite easy to use!! so it’s a good alternative if u can’t figure photoshop out lol. helps that it’s basically a tumblr aesthetic so yea u can try it out if u like the color swatches!!! and if ur tired of waiting for me to make them…. lol.

but yea omg!! i’m amazed, technology does wonders and no this is not sponsored i am paid a grand total of nothing from this tumblr it is mildly tragic

Why Sasuke Uchiha Will Never Drink Again [Crackish One-Shot]

Blanket Fic Disclaimer

AN: So, I don’t even know why I wrote this one. I think I was on a sugar high or something a couple of days ago and just threw it together with no intention of posting it…but when I realised I wasn’t going to get IOG done by tonight, I thought hey, maybe someone needs a laugh. I know I want one…I’m dreading going back to work tomorrow and have entered that part of the year where I’m desperately counting down the days until summer vacation… I hope my writing keeps me sane long enough to see it! Anyway, I’m going to file this under “miscellaneous plot bunnies” because it’s not part of any official ‘verse…

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Holy Ground

(gif credit to the creator)

Pairing: Jared x Reader
Word Count: 1,229
Warnings: none
Song: Holy Ground - Taylor Swift
A/N: Italics are a flashback. Hope you guys like it! Anyway, feedback for this is awesome! :)

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Okay. Gonna call it quits on this. Its probably as good as its gonna get.
charcoal, mechanical pencil, and colored pencil.
My first official fan art for the community. Not sure if its up to “senpai notice me” standards but ill tag them anyways! @markiplier @therealjacksepticeye

Also @darkiplier-support-group you reblogged the progress photo I took. :D Also @ask-sadisticdark and @ask-psychoanti because reading their responses really put me in the mood to finish this (:

Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light ~ Albus Dumbledore


Gramander WWI au:

Graves  looked at him, leaning on the back of the chair as he studied him for a moment or two.“You must be Theseus’s little brother.”

Newt shrugged after a while, fairly glad the awkward silence had been broken. “So I’ve been told.”


Newt lit his cigarette and leaned back against the wall. “So tell me, Captain. Are all American wizards like you or are you just one of a kind?”

Graves chuckled. “I’m afraid there’s no one quite like me, Mr. Scamander.”

“Good, and please, call me Newt.”



Percival sighed, resting his forehead on his hand before slowly looking up at him. “Newt, are you actively trying to make my life more difficult? How could a smart man like you be that moronic..?”

Newt slowly averted his gaze, looking down at his hands. “I’m not trying to be difficult, Percival. But those dragons need my help.”

“You’re sneaking behind enemy lines and endangering us all, I’d say that’s pretty problematic.”

“Letting an entire reserve be destroyed is problematic as well.”

Graves sighed once more in defeat.


Newt smiled brightly as he reached out a hand. “It’s been an absolute pleasure to get to know you, Percival.”

Percival took his hand and shook it warmly. “The pleasure was all mine, Newton. I look forward to our next encounter.”

“So do I, Percival.” Newt replied softly. “So do I.”

god i really hope i get a new job soon

anonymous asked:

Well didn't dan and phil have like 5 hour long conversations on Skype in 2009? I mean if you think about it you have to have somewhat of a liking for someone to spend just an hour on Skype with them, let alone 5+ hours. Also you gotta admit dan was pretty adorable in '09.

i’ve had five hour skype calls and they are quite fun so i’m sure they had a good time. i think it’s difficult to picture them in 2009 because although there are more than a few videos documenting their personalities it’s not nearly as much material as we have now (esp for dan). but they must have wild chemistry to still want to hang out and basically build their entire lives around each other

The Charade; Part Three

Summary: Two journalists strike a bargain with Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles to get the article they need, and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Pairings: Misha x OFC, Jensen x OFC
Word Count: 1763
Warnings: None?
A/N: Ash’s and my new collab! @d-s-winchester


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Today is the full moon in libra (which is conjunct my natal moon). Me and my ex have been experiencing too many challenges in our relationship, and after so long of trying to get it to just work, today was the day we officially called it quits. After almost 9 months of good and bad times, mostly bad, and a ton of red flags in our synastry/composite, we’ve both told each other that we’re not in love with each other anymore. This libra full moon is asking us to release any relationships that do not serve us anymore, and this is exactly how it played out for me and him today. It was building up over a few weeks now and this full moon is exactly what I needed to get out of it. This is also happening during venus retrograde; a really good way to wrap it up if you ask me. During this venus retrograde, I really sat with myself and became more introspective on what I really wanted and needed out of a relationship, and realized that what was coming out of my relationship, was not meeting any of those things I was looking for. Going to take the time to nurture and heal myself of this very karmic and intense relationship, his sun was conjunct my south node, I feel like I met him 3 lifetimes ago. I need to not forget, but accept my past and move from it. This libra moon is really working in my favor and feels like a very important aspect in my life right now, taking place in my 4th house as well. 

Spring of Life | Oneshot

Summary: He was like the season of Spring: he brought life back into the dead wasteland left behind by your Winter. He was your equilibrium; he was made for you. 
Word Count: 7,163
Genre: angst, fluff if you look hard enough, android!au
Member: Lee “Woozi” Jihoon 
TW: none i can think of! tell me if i need anything tagged

A/N: i opened my playlist from better times while i was in middle school and found the song that made me the happiest. inspired by perfume’s spring of life music video. the song has nothing to do with this, but it’s still good. i’m slowly working on getting better, i really hope i’ll be back soon

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anonymous asked:

Hey how about a headcanon with the RFA++ and how would they react to an MC that doesn't want to have sex until marriage? Please don't write a reason about her decision.

Okay so…let me preface this by making something abundantly clear: the importance of virginity and marriage are social constructs. I had an entire rant about this written, but I didn’t want to upset anyone so I won’t be adding it to this request. However, I will say this; Not giving a reason for making such a grave decision, a decision that concerns both parties and is basically taken from your partners hand, is extremely selfish. I say this as a warning. Not everyone will agree and play along with such demands and that includes certain members of the RFA…




♬ he wouldn’t understand at first

♬ he’d denied himself sex for five years and it hadn’t been fun at all

♬ still, he’d attempt to understand, even though you gave no reason

♬ after all you’d been blindly supportive of everything he’d done so far

♬ however, no matter how hard he tried there was no suppressing his needs

♬ for five year’s he hadn’t allowed himself a girlfriend because of his career

♬ now he finally had someone he loved and connected with, but still no sex

♬ he would have been fine marrying you, but due to his contract he couldn’t

♬ God only knew how long he’d have to wait to be allowed to go public

♬ with a heavy heart, he’d broken up with you

♬ he loved you, but living with you around was like a constant temptation

♬ Zen knew that he could not control himself forever

♬ but he also respected you too much to push for anything

♬ staying together would have been hell for at least one of you

♬ so he decided to call it quits before a good relationship turned bad


★ he’s mostly alright with it

★ don’t get me wrong, there is still a part of him that wants it

★ but he’s too shy and sweet to push for anything, really

★ after all you can still kiss and hold hands and stuff

★ plus, at least he finally has someone he can call his girlfriend

★ (he’s also an extreme push-over and would do anything for you, really)

★ so you spend your dates doing mostly innocent stuff

★ sometimes you make out but that’s about it

★ other than that there is really very little opportunity

★ you’re both busy with school, especially Yoosung

★ he wants to prove himself as the M A N™

★ after school he’s finally ready to open his clinic

★ finally a man he doesn’t hesitate to propose

★ you’ve been dating for years at that point, so he’s fine

★ after that sex doesn’t pose a problem anymore


♨ Jaehee doesn’t quite understand it

♨ but she doesn’t dare to judge you for such things

♨ as long as you don’t judge her for having had it

♨ she is interested as to why you feel that way

♨ but when you don’t want to give a reason she doesn’t push

♨ frankly, both of you have other things to worry about

♨ for one it’s the first time she’s with a woman

♨ meaning she wouldn’t be that confident in having sex either

♨ she would have to do a lot of research first

♨ due to your wish she had a lot of time to do so

♨ not to mentioned how time consuming the café was

♨ while the work wasn’t as draining, it was still a lot

♨ Jaehee just hoped that you didn’t take ‘until marriage’ too literal

♨ (since homosexual marriage isn’t legal and a promise ring would have to do)

♨ because it had been a long time and she could use blowing off some steam


♛ he completely agreed with you!

♛ sex should be a sacred act between husband and wife

♛ or so he thought until he met you

♛ suddenly all his belief seemed to be shaken by lust

♛ at first it was just the need to be close to you

♛ hold you, touch you, kiss you

♛ but Jumin could sense himself becoming greedier

♛ he needed more and it was harder holding back

♛ still, no matter what, he had his morals and he stood by them

♛ (more so for your sake than his, honestly)

♛ luckily he didn’t have to wait and suffer for long

♛ his need to marry you grew exponentially, so he did

♛ it might have been quick but Jumin didn’t care as long as you were his

♛ not just your heart and soul, but your body as well

♛ he’d never imagined how hard it would be

♛ now you were all his though, and he claimed your body many a nights


☼ he really tries

☼ he tries to be understanding and he tries not to push

☼ but Saeyoung is a complicated person

☼ his mind had been broken and his heart shattered

☼ so when you again and again deny him…

☼ well let’s say that he starts feeling isolated

☼ why did you not want to share such sacred thing with him?

☼ why did your love have to have a condition?

☼ he asked you so many times but you never gave a reason

☼ your denial caused a crippling doubt to bloom within him

☼ he wanted you and one day he pushed it too far

☼ suddenly the two of you were fighting, screaming and accusing

☼ before you knew it things were being said, harsh things

☼ in an angry fit he broken up with you, unwilling to wait

☼ you’d thought he’d take it back eventually, but he didn’t


☀ he was fine with it for a very long time

☀ before meeting you he hadn’t even considered sex

☀ it was too primal and primitive to him

☀ he’d never give in to such pathetic urges

☀ after meeting you he hadn’t had the right mindset

☀ thinks were dark and he had too many (trust issues)

☀ some more time passed and he slowly began to trust you

☀ but the idea of being touched…it was still too much

☀ then suddenly it wasn’t and things changed

☀ he craved every kind of intimacy, especially sex

☀ he felt abandoned and pushed away when you denied him

☀ then got mad when you gave him no reason as to why

☀ like why should he marry you? why were you cornering him like that?

☀ eventually he felt more lonely around you than without

☀ so Saeran did what he had to do for him own sanity and broke things off


📷 he’s neither happy about it nor sad

📷 if that is really what you want, he’ll accept it

📷 he figures that after what he put you through…

📷 well, it’s the least he can do to make it up

📷 V also doesn’t ask questions…for obvious reasons

📷 not to mention that he needs time to recover himself

📷 it’s not like being blinded by your first lover doesn’t leave certain scars

📷 V is also the type of person who likes to take it slow anyway

📷 you two have been through the worst together

📷 now you can take time to enjoy the good

📷 the sex ban gives you time to get to know one another

📷 V is able to slowly learn to trust someone again

📷 and by the time sex becomes an issue, he’s ready to propose anyway

📷 this time he actually makes it to the wedding

📷 and when you two finally have sex, you know you are safe with one another

i haven’t accomplished anything all day, i have so many things i need to do and i have reached the ‘frozen in fear’ stage of how many things i need to do

anonymous asked:

Fellby, Dancetale!Grillby, Dancetale!Sans,fell sans,asgore, and mafia sans find out that their s/o does pole dancing (like exercise wise, not for other people)


It’s an interesting style of dance, that much he knows for sure. He’s very impressed with your abilities, but also very easily flustered by it. Even if you’re not doing it for any sort of sexual reasons, just watching the dances makes him hot under the collar, so he tends to avoid or change the subject when you bring it up.


Oh, nice. You might be doing it for exercise reasons, but that doesn’t mean he’s not gonna make a few dirty comments here & there. Of course, he’d never pressure you into that sorta thing, but he does joke about coming along with you to one of your classes. He’s just kidding when he suggests it, but secretly is actually a little bit serious.


The comments he makes are much filthier than anything Sans could come up with. He makes little jokes & flirtatious suggestions any time you talk about it, though he does make it clear that if you get annoyed with it, he can tone it down.


He’s flustered, mostly, but feels that he is unfairly so. His style of dance isn’t exactly what you’d call “conservative,” since it’s…well, swing dancing, but goodness. He’s never quite seen anything like what you do. It’s very impressive, but try as hard as he might to stay stoic, he’s always going to end up a little ruffled by it.


Well, that’s something. It’s definitely a unique style, & he’s pretty impressed with the sheer amount of skill you put into it. Given the fact that dancing isn’t inherently considered a “sexual” thing (in most cases) for Monsters, he never really gets the stigma that comes with pole-dancing, & mostly just appreciates watching you dance for the fact that you’re so good at it.


Oh, you thought the other guys were bad with handling it, you ain’t seen nothing yet. To say that the time he lives in is more than what’s considered reasonably conservative is an understatement, & it shows. He gets sweaty, shaky, & makes every inappropriate joke possible just at the mention of pole-dancing. That sort of thing is usually done in more…private establishments, so to know that it’s something you do–he feels like a pretty lucky guy, to put it lightly.

anonymous asked:

Confession: I'm kinda (read: very) in love with my friend, but she's in love with a guy she's been on and off with for two years. She's bi though, so if they ever call it quits for good I might stand a chance. She's so beautiful and talented and kind and I love just listening to her talk because she's so passionate. Damn.

you belong with me: wlw edition

talesfromcallcenters: Does anyone just apply to call centers just to get paid for training and quit?

Just wondering Im not good at actually dealing with people to be honest but back when the Texas oil boom collapsed while I was studying for exam for my next career I was mostly living off savings but every so often I would apply to call center jobs with impersonal mass hiring processes that treat you as just a number. I used a resume there I removed all college and just listed a bunch of random customer service jobs pass the computer tests and gave the expected answers on the interview. I would then get paid to show up for training and then stop showing up after.

By: yin2lazy