calling all beards

  • Me: *binge-watches Clone Wars*
  • Me, whenever Obi-Wan is onscreen: Obi-Wan...
  • 4 y.o.: *sees a clip of Ewan McGregor*
  • 4 y.o.: What is Obi-Wan doing?
  • Me: (How do you know it's the same character)

spookystevies-deactivated201509  asked:

more internet adventures: tony signing steve up for a gay porn site as a part of a prank but when he tries to put in steve's email it says that it's currently already in use

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME THAT TONY HACKS INTO HIS ACCOUNT OUT OF CURIOSITY AND GOES TO RECENT HISTORY AND FINDS ALL THE VIDS TITLED WITH STUFF LIKE “BULKY BLOND DADDY JACKING OFF BIG BRUNET” & HIS EYES LITERALLY POP OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS & HE CLOSES THE LAPTOP SO FAST HE NEARLY BREAKS IT

AND BEFORE DOING SO he notices that in recent search steve has typed many rather naive combinations with the word “metal”, but found 0 results, and Tony’s heart melts a little when he realizes what Steve’s been trying to find (and having no luck); and so next time he sees him he just pats his shoulder and tells him that Steve only has to ask if he wants help finding Bucky.

Also of course he adds “daddy” very pointedly at the end and watches Steve turn crimson.