callie says this is not a dog

Tagged by: @loon-whisperer

Name: Adrian

Nickname: darkspawn

Reason for url: It’s a Dragon Age reference disguised as an edgy goth url. 

Star sign: gemini. 

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, strong preference for women and nonbinary people. 

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Ilvermorny House: “Rowling still hasn’t so much as apologized for her blatant cultural appropriation.” Whatever house that is. (The only person my cold tone here is directed at is Rowling.) 

Favorite color: Grey. 

Cats or dogs: Cats.

Favorite fictional characters: 

  • Dragon Age: Fenris, Isabela, Vivienne
  • Harry Potter: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore.
  • Grey’s Anatomy: Callie Torres, Maggie Pierce, Lexie Grey (two of whom are gone ;_;)

Favorite Musical Artist: Vienna Teng.

Dream Trip: Right now, I’d say Rome, but I would also love to see Shanghai or Moscow. (I’ve been to Israel and Ireland too, loon-whisperer!) 

When this blog was created: About a year and a half ago, I think? But I’ve been on tumblr since the summer of 2012. 

Number of followers: 473. 

When did this blog reach it’s peak: I refuse to consider the possibility that it has until it has more followers than my old blog did. 

I wasn’t gonna tag anyone but I know that people tend not to do these things unless they’re tagged, so what the hell: @norroendyrd, @dragon-in-drag, @gothic-princess-witch, @alyssaallyrion, @luwonderlands, @wayoftheboys, @andrastesmusings, @autumn-of-ilvermorny, @antivancrcws, @magewardensurana


“They say a dog gives unconditional love…Sure, we can do that. After all, we’ve got plenty of practice…not only loving people, but loving each other for 10 whole years! We’ve taken nicely to crate training, walk nicely on leash, and we’re even housetrained. We’ll love taking easy strolls around the block, or lounging in the backyard while you garden…nothing too wild and crazy, just some quality time with the ones we love.”


Kinser is a 1 ½ year old border collie/ blue heeler mix I rescued with my girlfriend about 9 months ago, he’s so smart and loves to go for rides and walks, in the summer he goes for 3-4 long walks every day! He is from Texas but New York I’d where he belongs now! He loves to do tricks for treats, and is just starting to get used to going in the water. (He was deathly afraid of water when we adopted him). His best friend is my parents 3 year old yellow lab/ German Shepard mix Callie and his favorite human is his momma, taylor! He goes nuts whenever someone says her name! He needs to learn to slow down when approaching other dogs, he means no harm but gets too excited and it usually starts a fight. It’s something we are working on! He is super fast and loves belly rubs! We love our boy, so happy HE rescued US!!


“But why? When it works so well?” She continued her pout and looked up at Callie again, intensifying her puppy dog eyes. “You’re going to look hot and sexy!”

“Seriously!? Stop with the eyes! You know how hard it is for me to say no to them!” Factor in the pout and Callie was done for. “I think you’re just saying that so I’ll put it on.”

Marie just keeps getting saltier as she looses Splatfests.

When she lost Rollercoasters vs Waterslides, she was basically like “Aww.  Oh well.”

Then she lost Marshmallows vs Hot Dogs and she was like “What the heck.”

When she lost Art vs Science, she basically says “No fair, my team wasn’t focusing on winning!”

Then she lost Cars vs Planes and she basically said “Impossible I demand a recount.”

And now she’s lost Pirates vs Ninjas and she goes “FUCKING CHEATERS.”

I didn’t get to see how Callie responded to losing Autobots vs Decepticons, but she took the loss in Cats vs Dogs in stride.  She was disappointed but she didn’t scream and yell like Marie seems to be doing more of with each Splatfest.