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The every time Andy shows up in the book and only gets recognition for being that kid in the background who has a big nose take a shot.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

hey !! i’ve been feeling this for a while now and i feel like my name hasn’t felt like … my name so from here im going to go by ian !! 

Mchanzo Week Day 2

Canon Divergence || AU - Your typical baker/florist au because I love it and I am too uncreative to think of anything else! :)

→ nudes, not flowers (pt. 1)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

☆ pairing → Hoseok x reader x Jungkook

☆ genre → fuckboi!au, smut 

warning  public sex, slight voyeurism/exhibitionism, dirty talk, dom!junghope, demeaning names during sex if you aren’t into that, jealousy

☆ word count   → 5.5k

summary   → you’re not supposed to fall for Jung Hoseok and his repertoire of awful pick-up lines – but you do. the problem is: he’s afraid of commitment, and bolts at the idea of settling down. you decide to stay far away from fuckboys, but his friend decides to test your new found resolutions

or : Jungkook wants to see how far he can push Hoseok until he snaps 

→  pt i | pt ii

a/n  → …. why tf did i do this to myself!!! (this is just smut that i had to split into two parts rip)
anyways tagging @kstopping @gxtsmxt @thotmi bc nothing says i love you like a junghope smut am i right



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look i’m not saying voldemort would’ve actually WON if he’d tried seducing harry instead of killing him, but i am saying we have 100% definitive proof that grindelwald was not above using his own sex appeal to entice powerful teenage wizards to the dark side and look how much further that got him

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So @ddsorrel showed me this old picture of Damon and Jamie, and we couldn’t stop laughing about how it was totally something 2D and Muds would do, so I had to sketch this. This time it’s colored because I’m trying to push myself to not be so sleazy when it comes to art I make for my own enjoyment.

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my dghda fam 🙏 I’m begging you: don’t turn s2 sour. we’ve been doing so well and I love all of you. whatever happens with lgbt+ rep, keep enjoying the show and for godssake don’t go directly to max and start heckling him

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You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.

The culture of college education in this country is so frustrating to me, because it ends up feeling like life and death when it really really shouldn’t. Failing an exam or dropping a class or taking more than four years or even dropping out of school shouldn’t feel like the end of the world, and we all know this, rationally, at yet they do. 

(And people who went to college when you could basically always get into your first choice school and pay for the entire year with your summer job busing tables, perpetuate this by making everything about arbitrary metrics of ~success~ rather than happiness/general life satisfaction).

And yeah, there are a lot of cultural and societal factors at play, not least of which is the way that our education system treats college like the goal, something that must be harnessed to guarantee the highest possible earning potential, a necessity for future success and happiness. 

But expecting to know what you want to do for the rest of your life when you’re what? 17/18/19? is ridiculous. Hell, I’m in my twenties and in grad school and I still don’t know what I want to do with my life most days. Basically no one I graduated from college with is doing what they ultimately want to do (if they even know what they want to do). 

Idk idk. Life isn’t linear and it’s a lot longer than it seems when you’re 19 (which I realize is rich coming from me, the 23 year old), and they way we treat college is kind of (very) fucked up. 

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…I wonder if that was actually a good decision to make there, Kuroo

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the fact that murdoc dug through the rubble from the floating windmill island to search for noodle AND built cyborg after not finding her fucks me up. he probably spent so much time at the wreckage trying to find her, trying to salvage whatever he could. yelling her name until his throat gave out, desperately hoping she’d respond. not only that but he went for years thinking that she was dead primarily because of him, thinking he’d never see her again???

every time he looked at cyborg he probably felt a twang of remorse because a) she looked almost exactly the same and b) she was a constant reminder that noodle was /thought to be/ dead

honestly i just feel like muds built cyborg noodle not just as a replacement but as a filler for the void that was left in his heart after he thought noodle died. we all know this man’s not what you’d call emotionally available but noodle definitely means a lot to him in a very father/daughter type of way. he’s not heartless, he just has a lot of issues–and him thinking that he lost noodle was probably the reason why he lost himself to insanity at plastic beach.