call of the assassin's

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| the aesthetic from video games concept arts|
| i very love the concept arts from video games!|
| Edits made by me :)|

Alternate Video Game Titles

Mass Effect: Everything is cool and amazing and we are all gonna die.

Mass Effect 2: Interstellar Suicide Squad

Mass Effect 3: The lens flares will cover my tears.

Dragon Age Inquisition: Less Dragons More Suffering

Assassin’s Creed III: Angry child becomes Vengeful Adult

Assassin’s Creed IV: Mean Pirate becomes Somewhat Nice Pirate

Fallout 3: The world sucks and I can’t find my father.

Fallout 3 (Updated): The world sucks and my father is dead.

Fallout 4: The world sucks and I can’t find my kid.

Fallout 4 (Updated): The world sucks and my kid’s a dick.

Fallout New Vegas: Cowboys and slavers and anger and booze.

Spore: Make a penis monster and rule the galaxy.

Sims: Drown your people, rule their lives, delete the toilet.

Call of Duty (All of them): GUN BULLET GUN

Battlefield (All of them): GUN BULLET PLANE TANK GUN

Gears of War (All of them): Testosterone and Chainsaws

Halo (All of them): Kill Shit to find Ultra Shit

Minecraft: (Explore+Build+Die)^3

The Last of Us: Emotions Hurt More Than Zombies

Subnautica: Fuck the Ocean - Alien Edition

Until Dawn: Get Everyone Killed and Restart

Grand Theft Auto IV: My Cousin Got Me Killed

Grand Theft Auto V: San Andreas 2

Saint’s Row: Urban Gangs

Saint’s Row II: Ultra Gangs

Saint’s Row III: Criminal Syndicates

Saint’s Row IV: Governments (wait a second…)

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| the aesthetic from video games concept arts part 3|
| i very love the concept arts from video games!|
| Edits made by me :)|

Things I didn’t know Desmond could do 1/? - Mah boi pulling some John Wick style right here

For something that cost a goddamn $125 million to make, one would think the Assassin’s Creed movie would actually follow an assassin on his past journeys. Instead, the filmmakers took the most boring and minor cutscenes of the games and made that 65 percent of the film. Audiences got two hours of Michael Fassbender wandering a grey techno dungeon in futuristic sweatpants, and the film flopped harder than a skydiving manatee. Seriously, who in the goddamn hell thought that focusing on the worst aspect of those games would draw crowds? That’s like making a GTA movie centered on the yoga minigames.

So why was this treachery ever allowed? It might have something to do with this.

That’s the director of the film casually mentioning that he hasn’t played video games since the days of neon blazers. Nor did Michael Fassbender have any firsthand familiarity with the series, despite starring in and also producing the film.

So, uh, studio folk … is it too much to ask that the people making our video game movies enjoy the games in question?

6 Reasons Why It’s Impossible To Make Good Video Game Movies

I know this is a total crack ship but I’m suddenly really enjoying the idea of asano x isogai. like

- isogai teaching him politeness and how to save money
- they share leadership skills
- cooking together (I feel like they would love this?)
- both dressed! in suits!
- and that height difference lordy

I painted my favourite men with a Wacom Cintiq Pro that I bought yesterday. In my personal opinion, Cintiq is the best choice for inking(I was TREMENDOUSLY IMPRESSED). As you know I am shit at inking but Cintiq Pro enables me to draw an accurate lineart. I think I will be able to draw more comics with much less time spent on inking which I hated with passion before I tried Cintiq. This amazing pen display definitely worth 1300 USD if you draw a lot of comics. However, for painting, I still prefer using my good old Wacom Intuos 4 and EIZO ColorEdge 27 just because of its high definition, big display.

in real life:

me: *gets good grades*

me: *is a law abiding citizen*

me: *has never touched drugs or alcohol*

me: *is 90% asexual*

me: *would rather stay in and watch Netflix than go out to a crazy party*


shopping for a new video game:

rating: this game contains graphic violence, drug references, suggestive situations, and mature themes

me: nice. *buys game*