caliginous relationship

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Apathy

An Absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Unspriteism F/F/F/A

When the main troll in a spriteship is forced out of it by the friend group that they themselves have founded.

Spriteship Flushed/Flushed/Ashen

When one is in a Spriteship, they surround themselves with multiple Matesprite candidates, but does not reproduce with anyone. What a tease.

Triospritism F/F/A/F/A

When a group is gathered around the spectacle of a particularly ravenous Auspisticism.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Alpha Duostorgiation F/A/F/A/A/F

One of the two Duostorgiation final results. In this result, the relationship of the monitors becomes more flushed as the relationship of the second couple becomes more violent.

Duostorgiation Flushed/Ashen/Ashen/Flushed

Similar to a Storgiation, except instead of a relationship growing under pressure, the relationship will grow when love is encouraged in others. The success of the Duostorgiating trolls is directly affected by how successful the relationship that they encourage turns out to be.

Beta Duostorgiation F/A/A/F/A/F

In the second Duostorgiation, the relationship of the monitoring couple becomes more flushed as the second couple’s relationship becomes more flushed.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Spewterism A/F/A/F/A

The opposite of a Scalemateship. This is when the monitor of an Auspisticism begins to have flushed feelings for both of the other trolls involved. These two trolls must decide how to respond to their monitor’s redrom persuasion.

Scalemateship Ashen/Flushed/Ashen

A very rare time when an Auspistice finds both of their monitored enemies flushed for them. The Monitor must now choose which of their courtiers they will continue on with and which one they will kill. If they do not kill either of the violent lovers, the two may develop an Infinism.

Polyscalemateship A/F/F/A

When the members of two separate Auspisticisms become violent with each other, a third Auspisticism must step in to be the monitor. The monitor of the monitoring Auspisticism is usually put under intense pressure. Nicknamed ‘The Inception’

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Metabollegiance A/A/A/C

Surrounding trolls are naturally drawn to this central troll.

Chromership Ashen/Ashen/Caliginous

When an Auspistice becomes unreliable, an additional Auspistice may become involved in order to monitor the original Auspistice. This is usually done to avoid the development of Infinisms or Scalemateships.

Crosscorosion A/A/C/A/C

Where a Kismesissitude constantly vicilliates between stability and requirement of an Auspistice

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Carcatuition A/C/A/C/C/A

When a troll causes ambient conflicts in all surrounding trolls.

Counter-ClovershipAshen/Caliginous/Caliginous/Ashen

A counter clovership is the opposite of a clovership. It is a group of four trolls who, while usually very friendly or indifferent, will become extremely vicious and violent when the full Counter Clovership comes together. While the members of a Clovership must be kept together, the members of a Counter Clovership must be kept apart at all costs.

Flagism A/C/C/A/C/A

Where a troll can only seem to have romantic feelings for other trolls of a similar caste.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Infimoaillegiance C/A/C/A/C

Where four trolls are compelled by fate to become an Infimositude.

Infimositude Caliginous/Ashen/Caliginous

An Infinimositude is an extremely rare and very volatile series of events. The two hateful enemies that make up an Infinism will find themselves monitored by the members of a completely different Infinimositude. The result is something not that different from a clovership. Two pairs of trolls who hate the other troll in their pair have to keep the members of the other pair from killing each other. This results in either a brutal bloodbath or a mysterious harmony.

Voidance C/A/C/A

The Absense of any romantic persuasion in a troll. Can be romantically occurring or the result of a Counter Philiasma.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Gladiem C/C/C/P

When a troll is hypnotised or contractually forced into a relationship.

Descellegiance Caliginous/Caliginous/Pale

Many trolls that are part of a Kissmelegiance are actually part of a Descellegiance. This is when, due to the placebo effect, two trolls will become Kismesissitude because they believe that they are a Kissmelegiance. Unlike a Kissmelegiance which can be long and drawn out, these are short and violent, but they are also stoppable. When these two trolls are convinced that they are in a Descellegiance, they will be able to end their Kismesissitude. However, it is often hard to tell the difference between a potent Kissmelegiance and a light Descellegiance.

Literositude C/C/P/C/P

A troll who is attracted to fictional characters, and can only fulfil sexual desires through fictional literature. This is a quadrant that is prominent in cherubs.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Sedatespriteship C/P/C/P/P/C

A relationship where a troll is the Matesprite or Kismesiss of another troll, without the second troll’s knowledge.

Double Agency Caliginous/Pale/Pale/Caliginous

A Double Agency is when two trolls, who have flushed feelings for one another, both pretend to have black feelings. This tends to happen when the personalities clash, usually competitive trolls. Usually, both trolls will suspect that the other actually has flushed feelings for them but neither is willing to reveal themselves in case their suspicions are wrong.

Interagency C/P/P/C/P/C

A relationship that begins with powerful love but slowly dulls to hate over time.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

N-way Moirallegiance P/C/P/C/P

A Moirallegiance with an unprecedented number of trolls. Usually ends with one or many Kismesissitudes.

Insurgence Pale/Caliginous/Pale

An Insurgence is a group of four Moiralls that each feel a powerful romantic and protective love for one another that is harmonious and will not end with bloodshed between the Insurgents. However, they are all destined never to have sex or any form of troll reproduction.

Auspinsurgence P/C/P/P

Two sets of Moiralls clash and require a monitor to keep them safe. There I sthe possibility that these two sets of Moiralls are themselves Moiralls. While trolls A and B are Moiralls, and trolls C and D are moiralls, Moirallegiances AB and CD also become moiralls.

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stabbance P/P/P/F

If someone is a stabbance, they are a troll that has a fate-given gift of destroying the relationships of others.

Constituency Pale/Pale/Flushed

A Constituency is when one troll in a pair believes that they are the Moirall of another troll, but the second troll does not think that this is a Moirallegiance.

Matestituency P/P/F/P/F

A barrier by fate or destiny that completely blocks two trolls from having a relationship.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Webship P/F/P/F/F/P

A relationship that can only remain stable when it takes place online. This can function through pesterlogs or trollian.

Envelopment Pale/Flushed/Flushed/Pale

An Envelopment is when a troll intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they have powerful red or black feelings for, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing Matesprite or Kismesiss.

Masquerade P/F/F/P/F/P

A Masquerade is when two trolls can only have a stable relationship through roleplay.

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kissmelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.

Fatespriteship F/P/F/P/F

A scenario in which a trolls A and B are in a Kismesissitude, C and D are in a Matespriteship. Both of these relationships are destroyed, sometimes by a Stabbance. A will pair with C or D and B will pair with the troll that A does not pair with.

Counter Philiasma Flushed/Pale/Flushed

This is a situation that is just as rare, if not more rare than an Infimositude, because when one person in a Philiasma dies, the other usually commits suicide immediately. However, when the living troll does not kill themselves, they will always withdraw from the troll romance system entirely and have feelings only of depression and apathy until they die.

Laytherithm F/P/F/F

When troll A is flushed for troll B, but troll B is black for troll A and flushed for troll C. Troll C Is black for troll B and flushed for troll D. Troll D is black for troll C and flushed for troll E. There is a possibility of the Laytherithm linking into a circle, where Troll E would be flushed for troll A but troll A would be black for troll E, or they can end on their own.

Troll Romance Analysis

Trolls are a violent race, i’m not saying that they are incapable of feeling joy and love, but as Karkat said: “A WELL BALANCED PERSON IS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DISTRIBUTION BETWEEN HATE AND THE VARIOUS PITY HUMORS. HAVING A GOOD BALANCE KEEPS ALL THE EMOTIONS SHARPER”. They consider those feelings as variations of pity, and are organized in a system based on Quadrants.

Before we jump into details, you have to understand the differences between them and us. Their reproduction is sexual like ours (as hinted in Openbound), but they use their sexual fluids in a different way: they give those to the Mother Grub who creates the nest generation of trolls.
As none of the trolls engaging a sexual encounter has a “relevant” role in a troll’s birth, they do not have gender differences (although Porrim, an active feminists says this is not true, but we are not getting into that).Karkat didn’t even know what homosexuality was when John said it to him, he said “HUMANS HAVE A WORD FOR THAT?”, they don’t have sexual preferences like a system-breake, these preferences are more like fetishes.
A troll can accept boys and girls, no matter their gender, what is important to them is finding someone that can give them a good experience of the quadrant they would have.

Now we can explain how they develop romance:

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anonymous asked:

Can I have a red and pale ship please? I'm a straight, pretty short girl, with green eyes and brown hair. MY zodiac is cancer and I'm an ENTP. I'm hot-headed and arrogant. I think highly of myself and never refuse an argument. My classpect is Witch of Mind.Thanks!

Hey!


In the red quadrant, we ship you with…Karkat Vantas!


Now, when people (trolls) would first see you, they would probably be inclined to think that you are in a caliginous relationship because you would be the type of matesprits who would constantly insult each other (jokingly of course). You would act like that in public because both you and Karkat don’t seem as the lovey-dovey types (or just don’t want to show that side to the rest of the world),but in private, I see you two just sitting on a couch,cuddling and watching romcoms.

Other possible ships: Sollux Captor.



In the pale quadrant, we ship you with…Vriska Serket!


Imma keep this short, sweet and simple. You kinda remind me of her too. You’d be one of the only people she isn’t mean too. I see you two bitching about other people and maybe having some inside jokes and inside insults.

Other possible ships: Meenah Peixes
 

Originally posted by potteralism

also thank you karkat for effectively explaining kismesissitude in this upd8

“it rarely even reaches such an extreme level of hostility even over long term black relationships.”

a caliginous relationship is not supposed to be abusive.

Have Fun, Shippers!

General Sectors

Apathy

An absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.

Matespritship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Unspritism F/F/F/A

When the main troll in a spritship is forced out of it by the friend group that they themselves have founded.

Spritship Flushed/Flushed/Ashen

When one is in a spritship, they surround themselves with multiple Matesprit candidates, but does not reproduce with anyone. What a tease.

Triospritism F/F/A/F/A

When a group is gathered around the spectacle of a particularly ravenous Auspisticism.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Alpha Duostorgiation F/A/F/A/A/F

One of the two Duostorgiation final results. In this result, the relationship of the monitors becomes more flushed as the relationship of the second couple becomes more violent.

Duostorgiation Flushed/Ashen/Ashen/Flushed

Similar to a Storgiation, except instead of a relationship growing under pressure, the relationship will grow when love is encouraged in others. The success of the Duostorgiating trolls is directly affected by how successful the relationship that they encourage turns out to be.

Beta Duostorgiation F/A/A/F/A/F

In the second Duostorgiation, the relationship of the monitoring couple becomes more flushed as the second couple’s relationship becomes more flushed.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Spewterism A/F/A/F/A

The opposite of a Scalemateship. This is when the monitor of an Auspisticism begins to have flushed feelings for both of the other trolls involved. These two trolls must decide how to respond to their monitor’s redrom persuasion.

Scalemateship Ashen/Flushed/Ashen

A very rare time when an Auspistice finds both of their monitored enemies flushed for them. The Monitor must now choose which of their courtiers they will continue on with and which one they will kill. If they do not kill either of the violent lovers, the two may develop an Infinism.

Polyscalemateship A/F/F/A

When the members of two separate Auspisticisms become violent with each other, a third Auspisticism must step in to be the monitor. The monitor of the monitoring Auspisticism is usually put under intense pressure. Nicknamed ‘The Inception’

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Metabollegiance A/A/A/C

Surrounding trolls are naturally drawn to this central troll.

Chromership Ashen/Ashen/Caliginous

When an Auspistice becomes unreliable, an additional Auspistice may become involved in order to monitor the original Auspistice. This is usually done to avoid the development of Infinisms or Scalemateships.

Crosscorosion A/A/C/A/C

Where a Kismesissitude constantly vicilliates between stability and requirement of an Auspistice

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Carcatuition A/C/A/C/C/A

When a troll causes ambient conflicts in all surrounding trolls.

Counter-ClovershipAshen/Caliginous/Caliginous/Ashen

A counter clovership is the opposite of a clovership. It is a group of four trolls who, while usually very friendly or indifferent, will become extremely vicious and violent when the full Counter Clovership comes together. While the members of a Clovership must be kept together, the members of a Counter Clovership must be kept apart at all costs.

Flagism A/C/C/A/C/A

Where a troll can only seem to have romantic feelings for other trolls of a similar caste.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Infimoallegiance C/A/C/A/C

Where four trolls are compelled by fate to become an Infimositude.

Infimositude Caliginous/Ashen/Caliginous

An Infimositude is an extremely rare and very volatile series of events. The two hateful enemies that make up an Infinism will find themselves monitored by the members of a completely different Infimositude. The result is something not that different from a clovership. Two pairs of trolls who hate the other troll in their pair have to keep the members of the other pair from killing each other. This results in either a brutal bloodbath or a mysterious harmony.

Voidance C/A/C/A

The absence of any romantic persuasion in a troll. Can be romantically occurring or the result of a Counter Philiasma.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Gladiem C/C/C/P

When a troll is hypnotised or contractually forced into a relationship.

Descellegiance Caliginous/Caliginous/Pale

Many trolls that are part of a Kismelegiance are actually part of a Descellegiance. This is when, due to the placebo effect, two trolls will become Kismesissitude because they believe that they are a Kismelegiance. Unlike a Kismelegiance which can be long and drawn out, these are short and violent, but they are also stoppable. When these two trolls are convinced that they are in a Descellegiance, they will be able to end their Kismesissitude. However, it is often hard to tell the difference between a potent Kismelegiance and a light Descellegiance.

Literositude C/C/P/C/P

A troll who is attracted to fictional characters, and can only fulfil sexual desires through fictional literature. This is a quadrant that is prominent in cherubs.

Kismelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kismelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Sedatespritship C/P/C/P/P/C

A relationship where a troll is the Matesprit or Kismesis of another troll, without the second troll’s knowledge.

Double Agency Caliginous/Pale/Pale/Caliginous

A Double Agency is when two trolls, who have flushed feelings for one another, both pretend to have black feelings. This tends to happen when the personalities clash, usually competitive trolls. Usually, both trolls will suspect that the other actually has flushed feelings for them but neither is willing to reveal themselves in case their suspicions are wrong.

Interagency C/P/P/C/P/C

A relationship that begins with powerful love but slowly dulls to hate over time.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

N-way Moirallegiance P/C/P/C/P

A Moirallegiance with an unprecedented number of trolls. Usually ends with one or many Kismesissitudes.

Insurgence Pale/Caliginous/Pale

An Insurgence is a group of four Moirails that each feel a powerful romantic and protective love for one another that is harmonious and will not end with bloodshed between the Insurgents. However, they are all destined never to have sex or any form of troll reproduction.

Auspinsurgence P/C/P/P

Two sets of Moirails clash and require a monitor to keep them safe. There I sthe possibility that these two sets of Moiralls are themselves Moiralls. While trolls A and B are Moiralls, and trolls C and D are Moiralls, Moirallegiances AB and CD also become Moirails.

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stabbance P/P/P/F

If someone is a stabbance, they are a troll that has a fate-given gift of destroying the relationships of others.

Constituency Pale/Pale/Flushed

A Constituency is when one troll in a pair believes that they are the Moirail of another troll, but the second troll does not think that this is a Moirallegiance.

Matestituency P/P/F/P/F

A barrier by fate or destiny that completely blocks two trolls from having a relationship.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Webship P/F/P/F/F/P

A relationship that can only remain stable when it takes place online. This can function through pesterlogs or Trollian.

Envelopment Pale/Flushed/Flushed/Pale

An Envelopment is when a troll intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they have powerful red or black feelings for, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing Matesprit or Kismesiss.

Masquerade P/F/F/P/F/P

A Masquerade is when two trolls can only have a stable relationship through roleplay.

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kismelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.

Fatespritship F/P/F/P/F

A scenario in which a trolls A and B are in a Kismesissitude, C and D are in a Matespritship. Both of these relationships are destroyed, sometimes by a Stabbance. A will pair with C or D and B will pair with the troll that A does not pair with.

Counter Philiasma Flushed/Pale/Flushed

This is a situation that is just as rare, if not more rare than an Infimositude, because when one person in a Philiasma dies, the other usually commits suicide immediately. However, when the living troll does not kill themselves, they will always withdraw from the troll romance system entirely and have feelings only of depression and apathy until they die.

Laytherithm F/P/F/F

When troll A is flushed for troll B, but troll B is black for troll A and flushed for troll C. Troll C Is black for troll B and flushed for troll D. Troll D is black for troll C and flushed for troll E. There is a possibility of the Laytherithm linking into a circle, where Troll E would be flushed for troll A but troll A would be black for troll E, or they can end on their own.

 

Hemosectors (Any similarities between these sectors and any existing characters are purely coincidental.)

Morteros

A relationship that stretches across multiple lifetimes.

Triospicism

A 3 way quadrant involving a couple and a third person that one troll in the couple has cheated on the other with.

Tixicitation

A relationship that can only remain functional while one or both trolls are under the effects of a drug or other substance that modifies mental state.

Demispritship

A Matespritship that does not end even though one of the trolls involved no longer has flushed feelings This is because that troll is concerned about the way the Matesprite will react to the end of the romantic pairing.

Gemintercourse

A troll who is most comfortable having sexual interaction with two trolls at once.

Vicilliatspritship

A flushed or black coupling in which one of the trolls has a dual personality. Depending on the controlling personality, the status of the relationship can change or vicilliate completely.

Confusism

A troll who’s relationship is so conflicted and complicated that no one can conclusively class it as a Matespritship or a Kismesissitude.

Alter-Vicilliation

Similar to an Erosissitude, except instead of constantly vicilliating in their contrasting feelings for one another, the two trolls have a consistent relationship. For example, a troll has flushed feelings for another, but the other troll has black feelings for the original troll.

Sacrificitude

A flushed relationship where one troll dies to save the other. Whether this saviour is successful or not is irrelevant. Both trolls involved and also the killer will be a part of this quadrant.

Jiffilation

A troll who’s sexual advances are done successfully and entirely without the use of words. This can include images, videos, sign language or simply no communication at all.

Lucusest

A troll that has a sexual relationship with a Lusus.

Playahrithm

When a troll habitually and almost addictively cycles through innumerable flushed or caliginous flings.

Mendaciolum

A Kismesissitude formed on false information.

Controvissitude

A flushed or black relationship that is made purely to garner attention

Mortism

A single troll quadrant of when a troll causes the death of their Matesprite deliberately. The offending troll remains in this quadrant permanently, even if the murdered trolls come back to life.

Philiositudology

The trolls in question achieve sexual fulfilment by theorising about the sexual activities of species other than their own, but find little pleasure in the details of their own species.

Strongallegiance

A relationship with sexual interaction that is based entirely on fetishes.

Hoofbeastiality

A sexual coupling between a troll and an animal or entire species of animal.

Moiralissitude

A relationship in which a past Moirallegiance becomes an enmity or Kismesissitude.

Messiasma

The one sided pair that is a Kismesissitude or Matespritship between a troll and a deity or the subject of a religion.

Counter Constituency

A Moirallegiance that is broken because a Moirall abandons their duty towards it. This couple is permanently blocked from access to the quadrant of Moirallegiance.

Dematism

The single-troll quadrant that someone belongs to before they have their first matespritship. Similar to Human concepts of virginity. Sometimes lasts an entire lifetime. All Voidanced trolls belong here too.

Stabbanspritship

A troll couple that comes into existence at the price of one or multiple moirallegiances belongs in this quadrant.

Aquestrissitude

A troll couple who can only have enjoyable sex when under water, despite their ability to breathe above it. Preferably salty water.

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People that knows me better knows that I hate doing commissions because I really get frustrated and I hardly meet deadlines but THIS TIME I am taking this seriously because I need help.

As some of you know I recently passed a tough japanese exam that granted me the chance to go to japan for a month (ps. thank you for the congrats!)
But of course things can’t go always well. As you know, three years ago, exactly today, 11th march, the tohoku earthquake and tsunami happened and since that day Japan is not giving scholarship for foreign students anymore.
That means I have to pay for my travel and stay even if I passed the exam.
I tried to find the cheapest flight ticket but I am waiting for my passport and I am constantly afraid the price will go up while I wait.
The flight is 620€ (roughly 860$) and I have to pay 500€ (roughly 694$) for the monthly rent. 
I leave this july, I have time to collect the monthly rent but I don’t have much time for the flight. 
My parents already pay for my brother’s and mine college taxes and my rent since I live in another city for college. For this trip I want to ask them the less amount of money. I am begging you, help me. Recently my father’s workplace was robbed and we had a loss of 4000€ (5.500$) since he’s the manager of the place. 
My mother is using the money she saved in order to help me and I don’t want it. 
I know this isn’t serious as people who open commissions for leaving their abusive parents’ houses but I really worked my ass off for passing this exam and I don’t want to give up because I don’t have the money to do it.

Please help me if you can, I am broke and I know most of you are too that’s why I tried to lower the prices as much as I could. 

What I can draw

  • Fanart or OCs
    Please give me all the reference you have (drawings, very precise physical description, expressions etc.) or I will not draw your ocs. Ocs are a huge pain in the ass if the commissioner doesn’t know what they want so PLEASE PLEASE be clear.
    I DON’T NEED THEIR BACKGROUND STORY I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DRAW. DON’T TERGIVERSATE.
  • NSFW (see under this for what kind nsfw I don’t draw). What is alright: three and moresome, light BDSM, little blood and wounds (eg. for caliginous relationship sex scenes), tentabulges (tentacle + nook), inter species sex. Ask for more infos on what I am willing/not willing to draw for nsfw.
  • Mostly every character that can be drew with my style

What I can’t draw

  • “Surprise me!” “I leave everything in your hands” “You can decide” type of drawings. I don’t have time to imagine things about your ocs. BE CLEAR ON WHAT YOU WANT.
  • Characters that have too much details such like armors and mmorpg-like supplies. OR if you want, we can negotiate a price.
  • Complicated backgrounds
  • Complicated perspectives
  • Animals, OR if you want, we can negotiate a price
  • NSFW: Gore, extreme BDSM, fetishes I don’t like -just ask I will not eat you-, rape/noncon, self-harm, 

IMPORTANT!! These prices are from 1 (one) to max 2 (two) character per drawing. You have to add 3€ for every character from 3 to up.

***You can request by email to nacch@hotmail.it or by ask.***

I use paypal and ***I only accept euros as payment*** (you can choose the euros in the Send Money form) 
Commissioner pays the charge for the transfer.
My paypal address is nacch@hotmail.it
PAYMENT IS REQUESTED BEFORE I START TO DRAW.
Except for sketch, colored sketch and lineart commissions I will send the sketch for you to approve before starting to color it.

Timetable:
**These are relative as it depends on how many commissions I have in queue. I will give you an idea on how much time you will have to wait for your commission. Usually I am able to finish commissions in a week or so.
-Sketches, colored sketches and linearts: from 1 hour to 1 day
-Flat colors and sketched shadowings: from 3 hours to 4 days
-Full colors: from 1 week to 2 week. More time if there is background.
I will try to not exceed this timetable but remember that first come, first served. If you have urgences tell me. 

Thank you very much!!

also listening to You’re So Creepy by Ghost Town makes me want to draw Gamzee<3<Aradia

like, some dark timeline where post-death-by-chainsaw he wakes up in a dreambubble and she’s like WOW I’VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF YOU HERE BEFORE and somehow a caliginous relationship develops

(but do you ship it, toasty? no I ship basically nothing I just like intense story ideas that come from good songs)