california-mantis

This guy is on our front porch. It appears to be albino, which is very neat. 

Look at it looking at me there all “what are you doing, dude?”. And it keeps shaking itself, trying to make me think it’s a leaf. But I know the truth; it’s actually a freaking moron. 

I’ve rescued it from the cats a few times and it keeps being all “oh, but I want to come back on the porch with the kitties!" 

I’ve named it Dopey.