calendars 2012!

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Sometimes I go on ebay and search for things that I like. This is a bad idea for my bank account in the end. I looked up ‘Snicket’ and this cute press (I think…) pack from the 2012 release of 'Who Could That Be at This Hour?’ came up. It comes with a cute little pen, a pamphlet about marketing, a sample copy of the book, Lemony’s apprentice card, a bar of soap from The Lost Arms, and a 2012 mini calendar. All of this is zipped up in Lemony’s mini-briefcase.

2016 still has three months to go and it is an absolute wreck. kyle broflovski might have been gay for eric cartman, there are clowns running amok in the streets, homestuck ended, five nights at freddy’s got another fucking game, creek is canon, donald trump, a literal billionaire who has never had anything to do with politics is running for president alongside a woman who got a rapist out of jail and knew he was guilty and then laughed it off when asked like it was a joke, and after seven years of being strung along we get told dave strider and john egbert are not, in fact, gay for each other. the mayan calendar ended in 2012 but this is the literal end of the world

“A moment to ourselves, but not really…Photographers were still taking every opportunity to get another picture. With all our obligations over, we were anxious to get back to Palm Springs for a few days in the sun before heading back to Graceland, where we were looking forward to getting back to our horses and new ranch with family and friends. For obvious reasons—the wedding secrecy—we had a second wedding reception for family and friends at Graceland, where Elvis and I wore our wedding attire. (Notice the matching Circle G Rings.) … Priscilla Presley (2012 wedding calendar)