Paige: Alison DiLaurentis… How do I even begin to explain Alison DiLaurentis?
Emily: Alison DiLaurentis is flawless.
Hanna: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Caleb: I hear her hair’s insured for 10 000 dollars.
Toby: I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.
Ezra: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Spencer: One time she met John Stamos on a plane.
Aria: And he told her she was pretty.
Mona: One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.