Paige: Alison DiLaurentis… How do I even begin to explain Alison DiLaurentis?

Emily: Alison DiLaurentis is flawless.

Hanna: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Caleb: I hear her hair’s insured for 10 000 dollars.

Toby: I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.

Ezra: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Spencer: One time she met John Stamos on a plane.

Aria: And he told her she was pretty.

Mona: One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.