caleb colton

I feel like if Homer hadn’t dragged Sarah into it and fucked everything up by making it a matter of conflicting loyalties things had gone better, Severen and Caleb could have eventually developed this beautiful dysfunctional bromance where Caleb’s still a soft goody two-shoes and Severen sometimes throws him down stairs for his own amusement, but they kind of mutually respect each other and will go out and do things together on occasion just to have fun until Severen either gets them kicked out of or eats through each place.

  • me: no, baby don't do that
  • me: you are so perfect
  • me: don't worry, it will be okay
  • me: I do love you
  • *while watching a TV show*