ok. at my school, this poor-ass high school in Weedtown, Oregon, we got a grant to do a driveway project. the school driveway is really long, and we had this strip in the middle with just dirt. we’re gonna call the teacher doing almost all of the work Snape (he loves Harry Potter, much nicer than Snape though). Snape is a math teacher, and he was teaching my pre-calc class. for two months, this driveway project was happening. he wouldn’t be in class, or we’d be down there with him to help with digging, placing rocks, etc. two months of this. so it’s the last few days of the project. all of his classes are without a teacher, and he is working the entire day, after school as well. students are going down there to help him with it, getting excused from class, all that. the last day. it’s done. they install a fountain feature at the beginning. it’s beautiful. Snape is so happy. we’re all happy.
the next day, the fountain is destroyed. two seniors who just graduated drove over the feature with their truck and knocked down the fountain. we never would have known who it was, except that one of the complete dumbasses snapchatted it, and it spread.
they got in trouble with the police. Snape was furious.
“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.” Nurseydex b/c I know you love them.