cakeless

rooster teeth sentence starters.
  • ❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞
  • ❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞
  • ❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞
  • ❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞
  • ❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞
  • ❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ you promised me a death. ❞
  • ❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞
  • ❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞
  • ❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞
  • ❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞
  • ❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞
  • ❝ do babies float? ❞
  • ❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞
  • ❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞
  • ❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞
  • ❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞
  • ❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞
  • ❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞
  • ❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞
  • ❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞
  • ❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞
  • ❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞
  • ❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞
  • ❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞
  • ❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞
  • ❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞
  • ❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞
  • ❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞
  • ❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞
  • ❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞
  • ❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞
  • ❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞
  • ❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞
  • ❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞

After snagging an autograph ticket for Ray and Kerry at RTX, and trying for a week (to no avail) to come up with what I’d even say to them, I decided to go with some fanart instead (a picture is worth a thousand words, right?). This was meant to be done during my flight to Texas, but I ended up working on it right up until 4am the night before the signing session (hence the bad lighting and crappy camera photo). Was all totally worth it though for the hugs I got! <3 Ray’s picture features X-Ray, roses, Percival the ocelot, cakelessness, the Brown Crown, and all the best Rayisms!
Colored pencil & pen. [WIP Photos] [Kerry’s Version]

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But WE care, Malcolm! We really do!  Because it’s Peter’s birthday!

Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Peter!

And while I sincerely doubt anyone would send Peter a cake inscribed (infrosted?) with Malcolm’s particular endearment 

I’m sure he would generously (and very carefully from the looks of it) share whatever cake he DID have with the nice lady too, if he just happened to be walking across a dimly lit waiting room and saw her sitting there tragically cakeless.

Hit 400 followers recently so here’s a follow fever YEY!

A:

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B:

bebeiku blue-vs-red bobbryar brooklynhype burnie-burns buttcats

C:

caboosesgirlfriend caleb-denecour callmemadking captaincaboodle cerebrobullet charliemayart churboose creeperkinggavin cullen-bisexual-rutherford 

D:

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E:

eilellaofrivendell elliegalaxies enjorlas enterpriize essencse explodingdickbits

F:

fakerahcrew falling-towards-the-sky fellowshipimagines free-martinis fuckyeahrwby 

G:

gavin-frei gavinfreeedgar gavinfreeiskillingme gavvy-wavvyandmicool-jones gavxnfree geekchick2892 going-in-cakeless 

H:

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I:

i-am-the-jester-gavin im-so-lovin-your-stuff imagination-and-fanfiction imagining-a-better-rooster imaginingabetterreality imaginmation ishkaqwiaidurugnul 

J:

j1mble jackpatillos 

K:

karkatspookyass kootsmeow kinggussorola

L:

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M:

madcowedgar madkinghaywood maidoftime markiplier marksleftnutt micoovav middleearthstories middleearth2asgard momojaya much-elise-very-blog 

N:

nefariousnick nerdhaywood neverseeanotherapple nicedynmite ninjapuppy99 non6ix 

O:

official-roman-torchwick orcristhorin

P:

padalickingood panpanisfandoms ponett punkiplier punkjunky

Q:

queerlittlekitty

R:

raayyyylmao ragehappyhunter rayaroundtheroses raynargayez-jr raynarvaezjr raysquaza roboticlear roo-tee-ah 

S:

sawayaka-akikaze seeweedmermaid sexbangs shootingstarhunter sjinsbutt spidrhuntr stitchedstars 

T:

the-achievement-huntress thearkenstoneandtheacorn theheirsofdurin themadkingreigns towerofpimpettes 

Z: 

zombiecornholio

I’m thinking of starting a series of images (released maybe once or twice a week) called ACHIEVEMENT JOBS YOU WON’T SEE. The idea is to have pictures of the AH lads doing unlikely jobs. If I get good feedback I’ll start doing them once or twice a week as I have a few other ideas already to do. Message me if you have an idea and if I like it I’ll do it and give you credit. :D

That posts where it asks if celebrities know about Rooster Teeth and then it lists Obama crying over Ray leaving

I can only picture Obama sitting at a computer desk with tears in his eyes, roses next to him, and a ‘Going Cakeless’ shirt on while the secret services just pays him on the back and mumbles ‘You can still watch his Twitch streams”

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After the Let’s Play yesterday , this had to be done