Teen loses arm to alligator: "God was with me," blames attack on alligator conservation
He and his buddies were drinking beer earlier, but he wasn't drunk when he decided to swim in a canal full of alligators at two in the morning. No, this is the fault of activists who saved the species from extinction, not his own poor judgment, or the overdevelopment of Florida's wetlands. He credits someone else for the fact that he survived--if I were his friends, I'd be mad: "It was us that pulled you out of that canal, dummy. God sent the alligator for your arm."