customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”
DJ Khaled fails miserably as he steals Exo’s leader Suho’s idea to bake a cake. It’s truly disturbing that Khaled could stand there proudly when he clearly knows Suho was the first one to ever bake. He of all people should know that the key to success is not to be a phake.
You enter the room, and the man of your dreams enters the room. His olive skin and gorgeous black hair...his eyebrows that show prominence and authority...that smile that shows his tender empathy for you...you were thinking of him again weren’t you?