cake-boss

next on cake boss:

customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
buddy: “….”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”

So im watching cake boss and buddy has to make a cake off this guys artwork and the cake looks awesome 

and everyone is amazed/happy at the cake

BUT then buddy has to untie the cake to get it down to give it to the people

EVERYONE’S ANTICIPATING IT EVEN ME

THIS GIRL DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL SO SHE LOOKS LOST

BUT THEN BUDDY LOOSES HIS GRIP ON THE ROPE

THE CAKE STARTS TO FALL AND IM HOPING HE CAN GRAP A HOLD ON THE ROPE AND EVERYONES FACE IS ANXIOUS AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT 

BUT IT FALLS  GUYS IT FALLS

JUST LOOK AT IT , IT SHATTERS LIKE MY HEART

EVERYONE IS SAD AND SHOCKED THAT THEY CANT BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE CAKE BECAUSE THEY WERE HOPING TO EAT IT

THE ARTIST IS PISSED WHILE EVERYONE IS SMILING AND SHIT LIKE ??????

BUDDY HAS NO WORDS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE FUCKED UP

IM SITTING HERE WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS  BECAUSE THE CAKE IS RUINED AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE EATEN BUT HERE COMES THIS CHICK NOT GIVING A FUCK AND EATS IT OFF THE FLOOR

AND SHES NOT EVEN ASHAMED

I WOULDVE DONE THE SAME 

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People keep asking me what Bianca Del Rio quotes from Drag Race I used on the cake I made for her (watch here http://youtu.be/GK_lzbxWh9w) . I tried to fit as many as possible (since she has had so many great ones!) but I can only write so small with icing haha. Here is a photo of just the book and they read –

“Remember that one girl gremlin?”
“Baloney!”
“What’s your name again?”
“You’re a shady elephant”
“She’s thinking about a sandwich”
“A drag queen on time? That never happens”
“Pack you shit”
“Beats Florida”
“I’ll show you versatility when Santino wins a sewing competition and Visage wears a fucking turtleneck”
“Beat it queen”

To see the full cake, the making of, and her reaction to it just follow this link – http://youtu.be/GK_lzbxWh9w