cake-boss

Cake Boss in a nutshell...

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

So im watching cake boss and buddy has to make a cake off this guys artwork and the cake looks awesome 

and everyone is amazed/happy at the cake

BUT then buddy has to untie the cake to get it down to give it to the people

EVERYONE’S ANTICIPATING IT EVEN ME

THIS GIRL DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL SO SHE LOOKS LOST

BUT THEN BUDDY LOOSES HIS GRIP ON THE ROPE

THE CAKE STARTS TO FALL AND IM HOPING HE CAN GRAP A HOLD ON THE ROPE AND EVERYONES FACE IS ANXIOUS AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT 

BUT IT FALLS  GUYS IT FALLS

JUST LOOK AT IT , IT SHATTERS LIKE MY HEART

EVERYONE IS SAD AND SHOCKED THAT THEY CANT BELIEVE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE CAKE BECAUSE THEY WERE HOPING TO EAT IT

THE ARTIST IS PISSED WHILE EVERYONE IS SMILING AND SHIT LIKE ??????

BUDDY HAS NO WORDS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE FUCKED UP

IM SITTING HERE WITH ALL THESE EMOTIONS  BECAUSE THE CAKE IS RUINED AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE EATEN BUT HERE COMES THIS CHICK NOT GIVING A FUCK AND EATS IT OFF THE FLOOR

AND SHES NOT EVEN ASHAMED

I WOULDVE DONE THE SAME 

okay but we really don’t talk about cake boss enough i mean look

wOW CITY CAKE

LIFE SIZE NASCAR CAKE DUDE

ice cream?? nah son, CAKE

JFC ITS CAKE WOAH

WHY GO PAINTBALLING WHEN THIS

RHINO OR CAKE?! IDEK

YOU CAN EAT THE ZOMBIES BRAINS INSTEAD

DELICIOUS

what

wHAT

WHAT

CAKE?