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“The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones.”

A few weeks ago, artist @karilise & I hosted a Night Tea for a small group of incredible ladies! These tea parties are the most wonderful series of events I’ve had the pleasure to be involved in - they offer an escape into a lovely realm of beauty, taste, and delightful conversation!

Kari-Lise outdid herself with a stunning array of wonderful courses and elegant decor, and we built a chandelier of champagne additive viles for creating whimsical drink concoctions! After sorting through hundreds of photographs taken by @roxannawalitzki and I, here is a small selection which captures some of the ephemeral magic of the night!

Saturdays (pt 1)

Genre: Fluff/Smut (in pt 2)

Member: Jungkook

Warnings: None 

Word Count: 4484

Summary: After three months of loneliness and insecurities while on tour, Jungkook comes home to you.

Part 2

This is just pure fluff tbh. But Part 2 will much more explicit (and will be posted within the next two or three days at most). Enjoy!


You weren’t sure exactly how long you’d been sitting on the window seat with your knees pulled into your chest, the cool wall leaching all the warmth from your spine through the thick material of your hoodie. All day you’d been lounging in the comfort of your apartment, basking in the calming serenity of the pouring rain pattering against the wide window. The view of the Seoul skyline piercing the gray swirling clouds above was beautiful in the most hazy and sleepy way, almost as if the entirety of South Korea had just woken up from a Saturday-afternoon nap and hadn’t yet wiped the sleep from its eyes.

Saturdays were one of your favorite days, mainly because you didn’t have to worry about your usual responsibilities of college and work. You preferred to spend most of your Saturdays at home to recharge before having to finish up any assignments you’d been procrastinating over on Sunday, and you often found yourself devoting Saturdays to pampering yourself. Eating whatever you wanted, messily slathering on a face mask, taking a long steaming bath to relax your tense muscles, the works. At that point in the day, you’d already cooked yourself chocolate chip pancakes (You woke up around 11:30am, but who’s to say pancakes have to be reserved solely for breakfast time?) while your favorite moisturizing mask was caked on your skin. You stuffed the fluffy, sweet deliciousness in your face ravenously as you binge-watched YouTube videos, the only worry you had being that you may not have enough syrup.

Now you sat, four hours later, curled up by the window, still sucked into the void that is YouTube and enjoying the melancholy rainfall that was baptizing the streets of Seoul.

As much as you loved Saturdays, you couldn’t help but feel sad that you’d spent so many without your boyfriend around to participate in the self-care. The two of you had made it a tradition to spend Saturdays together and bond over cartoons and unhealthy snacks. Even though he basically lived with you when he wasn’t forced to stay at the dorms or travel for a tour, Jungkook was insistent on coming over and talking about each of your weeks through mouthfuls of pizza.

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anonymous asked:

I could use some cheering up and as an idea I was wondering if you could do the batfamily as 'things you've done' or something like that? If you feel like it, there's no pressure. Thank you for being around, your crack tag helped me a lot last night :)

bruce: got downstairs, realized my mom had guests, stared at them, immediately went upstairs again without a word as my mom kept yelling after me to come down

dick: every time i open the fridge at 4am thinking i’m silent but wake up the entire neighborhood because i remembered we have leftover food

barbara: i used to be an ultra fast reader in elementary school to the point my teachers never believed me when i’d finish assigned passages for reading in half the time compared to the other kids, so i once wrote a report on the text i had finished reading at the same amount others were done reading the assignment. added “you’re sometimes rude :)” in a corner for the teacher

jason: convinced with a straight face an ultra conservative teacher in high school that the smutty fanfiction she confiscated from the girl sitting next to me and kept showing me during class was in fact part of a book i was planning on publishing

tim: didn’t drink my (gross) antibiotics when i was sick but kept insinsting i had when my mom asked me why i was lying. the following morning i got a spoon, poured some medicine on it and then “dropped” it near the sink. my mom later found it and apologized because “it must have fallen on the floor last night and i didn’t see it”

damian: as a kid visited a family friend’s pet shop during rush hour, went to their backyard, played with some cats and dogs around the place, accidentally stayed too long so i was locked inside for two hours in the middle of the night. bonus: my father hadn’t realized

stephanie: told a very annoying kid of a family friend that children who shout all the time transform into donkeys later in life. he didn’t believe me so the next week they visited, i showed him a googled picture of a man with a literal ass for a head on the laptop. he cried (i laughed)

cassandra: age 13, blatantly told someone i would rip them a new one if they kicked their cat in front of me again. he took a step back

alfred: baked a cake to mask the smell of blood after i had patched up my wounded dog

Shy Guy (and related species) Ratings

A good regular Shy Guy! He’s always trying his best. 10/10

Nasty boy. Will try to steal your money and possibly baby. 9/10

This guys is a friend and helper of the Yoshis! 11/10 What a good guy!

A good strong general!! He just wants to be a good leader and play in a magic toybox, even if he is holding a Star Spirit hostage. 12/10

Big ghostie. He just wants to be left alone in the dark. But he did kidnap a baby so points docked for that. 8/10

An alien Shy guy! How very unique! I bet he’s a great captain too. 10/10

A very elite soldier!! Look at his backpack. He looks ready for anything! 12/10 Always good to be prepared!!

Hulu is a girl Shy Guy! She loves to dance and would love to teach anyone!!! 14/10 Such a good girl!!

Just an ordinary food-loving shy guy. 11/10 Would love to bake him a cake!

He’s got a mask on his mask! Mask Mask!! 13/10

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A Book Boys’ Halloween #7

Imagine: Going to a Dauntless Halloween party with Eric.

Not Requested.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY LOVES!

You walk into the pit, in all leather clothing, black boots, and cat ears. They pit is decorated with Halloween decorations. Halloween is the Dauntless’ favourite holiday so it’s the one day people stray from their regular dress code, wearing tons of clothes and funky make up. You decided to go simple this year, especially considering you were forcing your boyfriend, Eric, to match with you.

Most people are dancing on the floor or are at the bar getting drinks. You spot your group of friends in the far corner of the pit Tris and Four are dressed as Peter Pan and Wendy, Will and Christina both dressed as sexy nerds, Peter is a pirate, and Uriah is dressed as a Hershey’s Kiss and is going around asking girls if they want to kiss him. You join them and Tris turns to you, “Where’s Eric?”

“He had to work a bit late, he’ll be here soon!”

You’re at the bar, getting yourself a drink when someone suddenly wraps their arms around you from behind. You’re getting ready to punch the asshole in the face when you realize that it’s just Eric. You smile up at him before giving him a quick kiss, “You look…sexy, what are you?”

“Thank you,” You smirk, “I’m Catwoman.”

You look him up and down and he’s in a black shirt, black jeans, and black boots; just like you asked him. You lead him to where you stored your bag, you pull out a cape and a batman mask, “Here, put this on.”

“What the hell is that?” He groans. Eric had been quite pleased with the simple getup you had told him to come in yesterday. Little did he know, you had bigger plans.

“Every Catwoman needs her Batman,” You purr, clawing at his chest playfully. He glares at you, and you pout, “Pwease Ewic?”

“That’s not gonna work…” He rolls his eyes, “I’m not wearing a fucking cape…”

“You don’t want me to bring back Prince Eric do you?” You ask referring to the last costume you forced him to wear.

His eyes go wide and he snatches the cake and mask from you, “Fine, fine. I’ll wear it.”

He puts on the costume and you smile at him victoriously, “Now, you look incredibly sexy as well. You know, I’ve always had a thing for Batman.”

He shakes his head as you place another kiss against his lips, before leading him back to the party.

End.

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Legend of Zelda Cupcakes!

Love this mix of LOZ Icons on cupcakes, from 8 bit Triforce, Hylian shields, 8 bit health & mana and of course, Link! I think Majorras’ mask was my fave cupcake in this set.

Just 10 Days left in my Geeky Bakery Kickstarter, and we need your help! We still have over $70K to raise and not a lot of time. Please, reblog and pledge! Every bit helps.

I’m popping pills like popcorn
Just to stay awake. 
I spin stories like cotton candy
Just to get away. 
Every moment is a maybe, 
But I tell myself a thousand times
That I can do it, I can do it
If I care enough to try. 
People tell me that my shortcomings
Are because of lack of effort, 
So I stay up ‘till four AM
For A’s and extracurriculars.
People tell me that I don’t look the part
So I cake my face with masks
And I work out and spend pretty pennies
On shoes that click and clack. 
I’ve a massive exam tomorrow, 
But I’m meant to be a “teen,”
So I take shots of red bull and vodka
And come home at three to start studying. 
I need a perfect resume,
So I do volunteer work on Thursday nights
And engage in athletics,
And I dance and I write. 
At face value I’m perfect.
Straight A’s, pretty face, and everything on the side
I don’t question if it’s worth it, 
Because I want to be the perfect child.
I can do it, I can do it. 
But wait! I’ve said it too many times
And now it’s lost its meaning. 
The facade falls away, I’m left with blurry eyes
I’m doing lines to forget
Smoking away regret
I’m the reckless wreck,
No wonder they never wanted a kid. 
I can do it, I can do it
And I suppose I can
But I’ve given too much of me away
That I can’t get back.
—  I CAN DO IT