Birthday Surprises for the Pennywises - Headcannon (SFW)
Don’t mind me, this idea I’ve had has been floating around my head for a while….
It’s just scenarios for both versions of Pennywise having their human set up a surprise birthday! You know they’ve probably never had one and that’s a darn shame!
Birthday - Pennywise/Papa Penn (Tim Curry version)
- You would try your hardest to keep it a secret and even though he knows, he keeps his mouth shut. He enjoys watching his little doll’s weak attempts at being sneaky.
- You take time to set it up at the house while he’s out hunting. He makes it REALLY OBVIOUS how long he’ll be gone, but you’re so stressed about the surprise you don’t notice.
- You have trouble blowing up and tying the balloons up, so wishing you had the ability to just will them into existence.
- You keep it simple, red balloons of course, a huge 3 layer cake (as a joke, you got “Over the Hill” candles because who know how old he is) and a “Happy Birthday” sign.
- He watches you from the window, munching on a hand, chuckling at how worked up you get over it being perfect. So, rather than walking through the front door like he should, he walks through the back door to surprise you!
- You shout at him not to come in yet, and you quickly give the room a once-over one last time before calling him in.
- He comes in, mock surprise all over his face and he loves how you look when you beam with pride.
- “Aw dollface, you shouldn’t have! All this for little ol’ me?”
- You let him sit in his favorite La-Z-Boy while you shower him with lots of kisses and his presents.
- You only have a few presents, a few cigars and a nice bottle of scotch, but you’re favorite one is in a simple envelope. Lighting a cigar, he opens the envelope and his eyes light up with what’s inside.
- You had taken some boudoir photos of yourself and printed the ones that you knew would be his favorite.
- “Oh, kitten,” he says as he takes a long draw from the cigar, “you look… delicious… damn…”
- When he looks up, he notices that in the time it took for him to admire the pictures, you had stripped down to the same outfit in the photos. Eyes flashing yellow, he can only observe and smile as you do a little dance while you sing “Happy Birthday”.
- … I think you know what happens next?!?!?
Birthday - Pennywise/Junior (Bills Skarsgard version)
- He wouldn’t really know what was going on, but chalks it up to stupid human behaviors.
- You have an idea about how long his hunts last, but he’s always unpredictable so you set up quickly and waited for him to get back.
- The room has a circus theme and you go over the top by getting streamers, party poppers, popcorn, cotton candy, ice cream, etc! The cake just has Happy Birthday candles, but it has his signature colors all over it in homemade icing.
- You were the kind of person to also rent a bouncy house and petting zoo, but that would look really strange…
- When he does, he doesn’t say anything at first until he looks into your eyes and sees how happy you are. Once you explain what it is, his smile nearly cracks his face open and begins by diving into the popcorn, his favorite!
- “Ooooo what should I eat next?!” he giggles, “The cotton candy? The ice cream? Hahaha, I want everything!”
- You figured that the circus-themed party would be enough, but you did get him a few small gifts, just some trinkets from the pawn shop like figurines of clowns, shiny things, and circus memorabilia.
- When he tries one of the party poppers, you screamed a little because you weren’t expecting it, which made him hone in on your fear and drool, eyes drifting apart loving your scent. He takes a few and saves them for later when he decides to surprise you again!
- That starts a food fight, and soon you’re both on the floor all over each other covered in cake, streamers, and sticky sugar!
- You take some of the icing and put it on his nose, laughing as he tries to shake it off, bells jingling. You use your tongue to lick it off, secretly giving yourself a high-five on your excellent baking skills.
- He loves this idea so he takes some icing to put some on your nose and as you lean out of the way, it lands on your neck.
- Before you have a chance to wipe it off, he takes his long tongue to slowly lick it away, which makes you gasp and flushes your face. His bright blue eyes flash yellow when he looks back up at you.
… I think you know what happens next?!?!?
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