cake cinnamon rolls

because danganronpa and cookie run are still two things that you should mix definitely

if you wanna use any of these, feel free! just be sure to credit me somewhere!

Teaching Newt How To Cook Would Include...

**Gif not mine**

Request:  Could you do a newt x reader where the reader tries to teach newt how to cook/bake? - Anon

I wasn’t sure how to fit this into an imagine, so I made headcanons instead!


  • Lots and lots of small burns in the beginning but you heal them with ease
  • Him being very thankful for it
  • Having to teach him what each knife is for
  • “No, Newt, that’s not a butter knife.  That’s a meat cleaver.”
  • “That makes a lot more sense.”
  • Queenie sometimes coming over to help
  • Making strudel with Queenie
  • Strudel being the first successful pastry Newt can bake
  • Sometimes Newt accidentally makes poisonous concoctions
  • The two of you being cute nerds and pouring magical potions onto muggle food to see what happens
  • E x p l o s i o n s
  • Pickett being very interested in what you two are doing but also kind of concerned
  • “WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE POT!?”
  • “Newt, it’s just boiling.  Calm down.”
  • He once made the mistake of wrapping his arms around you from behind while he was watching you at the stove and caused you to burn your wrist pretty badly
  • Newt feels so bad about it for nearly a week
  • Having to remind him multiple times that you were okay and it was fine
  • Food fights
  • Having to check the Niffler’s habitat to retrieve stolen silverware
  • Jacob helps Newt with pastries and occasionally puts some in his shop
  • Newt becoming mediocre with cooking but pretty good at baking
  • He definitely prefers to bake, which explains the pile of cupcakes, cakes, cinnamon rolls, and muffins
  • You feed leftovers to the creatures
  • On your birthday, Newt, Jacob, and Queenie joined forces to bake you the most extravagant and delicous cake ever
  • It was all Newt’s idea
  • Now Newt helps you a lot when cooking meals
  • Always having some sort of treat to look forward to
  • Newt’s mother being utterly thrilled you taught her son how to cook
  • Since your father is a muggle, you know what Twitter is, so when you and Newt have cooking fails you’ll tweet Gordon Ramsay a photo of it.
  • (If you haven’t seen Gordon Ramsay’s Twitter it’s the funniest thing ever)

Please let me know what you thought of it!

Portal Characters as Troubled Birds

Chell:

Wheatley:

GLaDOS:

Doug Rattmann:

Cave Johnson:

Caroline:

Adventure:

Fact:

Space:

Curiosity:

Anger:

Cake:

Morality:

Henri is just so fucking pure. Like he’s about to be announced as engaged to Eadlyn, he has a life full of riches and glee ahead of him, but he just knows that Eady and Eikko are made to be together so moments before he’s going to be announced as the winner of the selection he pulls them both aside and lets them know that they need to be together. HES NOT UPSET HE JUST OFFERS TO BAKE A FUCKING CAKE. CAN YOU GET ANY MORE PERFECT?!?

list of things impossible to hate:

  • loretta cristiano amodio 
  • loretta cristiano amodio
  • loretta cristiano amodio
  • loretta cristiano amodio
  • loretta cristiano amodio
  • loretta cristiano amodio
PROMPT #124

Wade is a fucking beef cake. I want a story where Peter finds this out, and keeps finding ways to make DP take his shirt off. (I guess also an AU where DP is alright with his bod [as he should be….])