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Companions as Gayle Waters-Waters quotes

Aka: the only companions post that actually matters

Preston: “The chairs need to be PUSHED IN, THERE CANNOT BE ANY SIGN OF LIVING IN THIS HOUSE”

Piper: “A veagan that husky? What’s fueling that ass? Sweet potatoes? A poltergeist?”

Curie: “HI BRUUUUUUUUCE”

Cait: “it’s my birthday so that means my family has to watch me do crunches”

Codsworth: “Well I’ve got news for you asshole, I’ve rigged that couscous with C4 So when I go, it goes”

Hancock: “So I black out from the rage and come to covered head to toe in hollandaise sauce. All that stress led me to treat myself like a buttery potato dish, and the only thing that could calm me down was a Dutch cream sauce”

Deacon: “PULL OVER. PULL OVER YOU GREEK SON OF A BITCH AND GIVE ME THAT CREAMY BOUNTY. I AM NOT AFRAID TO DIE. PULL OVER AND GIVE ME YOUR CHOBANI OR FIGHT ME AND DIE”

MacCready: “I CAN’T HAVE THAT THING IN MY COMMUNITY. ‘Oh, how do you get to maccready’s house?’ Just take a left at the chody pine, but try not to throw up. Because it looks like A LEAN CUISINE”

Danse: “let’s get one thing straight, I’m like a kangaroo. My first line of defense is my legs. So there’s no easy way to say this, but I rolled my ankle at the Yanni concert. I rushed the stage, and I paid the price.”

Maxson: “LINDA! IF YOU MENTION MY COUPON STOCKADE AGAIN, I WILL ROAST YOU LIKE A PEPPER. I MEAN THAT, I MEAN EVERY WORD OF THAT.”

Nick Valentine: “Why you smilin’ like that, who are you, Orphan Annie? Now why don’t you go Google Image search pictures of Helen Hunt, and let me live my life?”

Strong: “Oh, you’re from the bay area? I don’t give a shit. I’m from New England, LOOK AT MY FLEECE. I MAKE A HAM LUNCH, YOU’RE EATING IT.”

X6-88: “The last time I went to Trader Joe’s, I almost threw up from how much fake fun the employees were having. If I wanted to have fun while I shopped, I’d bring a razor scooter”

Dogmeat: “I meet a man like Mark, and I get the impression that he’s wet his pants on every continent”

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