cage and fish

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Diving with sharks in South Australia

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Marvel’s Luke Cage + Dungeons & Dragons Alignment

Luke Cage

Luke Cage: *looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll*

Misty Knight: *doesn’t look like a cinnamon roll, doesn’t pretend to be a cinnamon roll*

Detective Scarfe: *is not a cinnamon roll, has eaten the cinnamon roll*

Claire Temple: *looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you*

Pop: *looks like a cinnamon roll, acts like a cinnamon roll, but could roll yo ass in a heartbeat*

Bobby Fish: *looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll*

Cornell Stokes: *looks like he could kill you, could actually kill you*

Mariah Dillard: *looks like she bakes cinnamon rolls, is poisoning the batter*

Shades: *doesn’t look anything like a cinnamon roll, and is actually a bran muffin that will kill you*

Willis (Diamondback) Stryker: *is not a cinnamon roll, is Satan’s anus of a banana*

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Two great white sharks and a school of fish swim past a shark diving cage

have you taken a moment today to appreciate bobby fish? I mean, this guy…

  • hangs out in a vintage barbershop and plays himself at chess
  • even when he’s harboring a fugitive, still takes the time to be personally offended that anyone dares to ask ‘how can you beat yourself at chess?’
  • basically this guy loves chess
  • listens to smooth jazz
  • recognizes claire temple for the magical unicorn that she is
  • “claire, you… you are far too beautiful to ever apologize for anything”
  • yeah, he’s still got it
  • speaking of which, he’s dapper as fuck; bobby fish is never not put-together
  • is perpetually done with everyone’s shit
  • when luke “i ain’t no hero” cage comes back and fucking plays the hero, bobby states the more obvious course of action: “rob the occasional bank and never look back”
  • a firefight starts up in pop’s shop and his main concern is the fact that he just fixed this place up, all perfect and shit. pls take your asses outside, leather barber chairs don’t grow on trees
  • “what type of jean paul gaultier shit is this?”
  • “what are you, a pimp stormtrooper?”
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Marvel’s Luke Cage Meme: [2/2] Locations - Pop’s Barbershop

I asked Pop once why he didn’t want people to curse in his shop…why’d we have to wear these ugly smocks. He said, “these kids need to see a man go to work every day… and to be in the presence of men in uniform putting in work.” - Luke Cage

Luke Cage Cinnamon Roll meme
  • looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Luke Cage
  • looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Henry "Pop" Hunter
  • looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Claire Temple, Misty Knight and Mariah Dillard
  • stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical: Bobby Fish
  • looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Diamondback and Shades
  • SINnamonroll: Cottonmouth

Luke Cage Icon Pack 3 

Some time last week this blog hit 2k followers. I honestly can’t believe it, but am very grateful that there are so many people loving the same shit I love. As a thank you, I put together this Icon Pack. 

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